Pirate Kid Jokes
35 pirate kid jokes and hilarious pirate kid puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pirate kid that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Pirate Kid Short Jokes
Short pirate kid jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pirate kid humour may include short pirates kid jokes also.
- Why did the pirate turn the boat around? Because his kids kept asking "Arrrrr we there yet?"
- Everyone thinks its cute when a kid wants to be a pirate But when a Somalian kid says he wants to be a pirate it's a different story
- The very first joke I ever learned as a kid. How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?
A Buccaneer.
(Wah, wah, wah, waaaaahhhhh) - How much do pirates pay for corn? A buccaneer.
Nah, just kidding... they just steal it. - A kid came to my door last night for trick-or-treat dressed as a pirate... I asked him, "where are your buckaneers?"
He replied, "on the side of my buck'en head." - What did the kid ask the Pirate? Kid asks, "Where are your buccaneers?" Pirate replies, "They're under my Buccan Hat!"
- When I was a kid I wanted to become a pirate, and sail the open seas. But instead, I just ended up downloading a lot of movies.
- You know your kid's going to be a pirate when he grows up if you hear him say to his friend "I know you Arr! But what am aye?"
- I was robbed by a capsized pirate today. He said he couldn't feed his kids and was underwater.
- What did the pirate say to his kids when picking them up from school? Get in the carrrrrrrrrrrr!
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Pirate Kid One Liners
Which pirate kid one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pirate kid? I can suggest the ones about kid pirate and kids pirate.
- What did the pirate say when he saw his kid lighting the ship on fire? Arrr son!
- What do you call a kid with one eye and a pirate's leg? Names
- Why can't you tell pirate jokes to kids? Because they're all ARRRRR rated!
- Q: Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie?
A: Because it was rated Rrrrr. - How do pirates get from point A to point B? By cARRRRR... Just kidding, by boat
- What did the pirate say when he was told an inappropriate joke? ARRRRGH you kidding me?
- Where does the pirate shop for his kid for Christmas? Toys Arrrrrrrrrrr Us
- Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? It was rated R.
- Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie? There was too much pirate b**....
Pirate Kid Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about pirate kid you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pirate jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pirate kid pranks.
A kid with a speech impediment is trick or treating on Halloween...
At his last door a nice elderly lady opens it and he says the traditional " Bick or beat!" She replied "Oh what do we have hear what are you dressed as little boy?" He proudly replied "I'm a Birate!"
"Oh you're a Pirate!" She responds "Well where are your Buckaneers?" He scowls at the lady and points to his head and shouts "My bucken ears are right here why don't you use your bucken eyes?!"
Childhood was easy
When I was a kid, I used to love playing pirate. We'd dress up in our hats and eyepatches and run to people on the street yelling 'we're pirates, give us yer money!' Some would play along and some would be a bit intimidated. Apparently this isn't excusable if you're 22.
A little kid was out trick-or-treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate.
He rang a house's doorbell and the door was opened by a lady. "Oh, how cute! A little pirate! And where are your buccaneers?" she asked. The boy replied, "Under my buckin' hat."
A little kid was out trick-or-treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate.
He rang a house's doorbell and the door was opened by a lady. "Oh, how cute! A little pirate! And where are your buccaneers?" she asked. The boy replied, "Under my buckin' hat."
Two Filipino kids go trick or treating on Halloween...
...At the first house they go up to, a lady answers the door.
She says, "oh how cute are you two? Let me guess what you are..."
To the first kid she says, "With your tiara and wand, you must be a princess?"
the first kid says, "Yes! I am a princess!"
The lady says to the second kid, "with your eye patch and your sword, you must be a pirate or a buccaneer?"
the second kid looks at her funny, grabs his ears and says, "I'm a pirate...and these are my buccaneers!"
The Pirate
A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible."
"What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine."
"What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
"Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now."
"Well, ok, but what about that hook? "What happened to your hand?"
"We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight.
My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really."
"What about that eye patch?"
"Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up and one of them S*#t in my eye."
"You're kidding," said the bartender, "you couldn't lose an eye just from some bird S*%t."
"It was my first day with the hook."
Why did the pirate kids ride the short bus to school?
Because they were ret*arrrrrrrrrr*ded