Pirate Halloween Jokes
7 pirate halloween jokes and hilarious pirate halloween puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pirate halloween that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Pirate Halloween Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good pirate halloween joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
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Little Johnny is out trick or treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate. He walked up to a house and said "trick or treat". The little old lady just gushed over his costume. She says to Johnny, "What a cute costume, but let me ask you....Where are your buccaneers?" Little Johnny says back, "They're under my buckin hat lady."
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A kid with a speech impediment is trick or treating on Halloween...
At his last door a nice elderly lady opens it and he says the traditional " Bick or beat!" She replied "Oh what do we have hear what are you dressed as little boy?" He proudly replied "I'm a Birate!"
"Oh you're a Pirate!" She responds "Well where are your Buckaneers?" He scowls at the lady and points to his head and shouts "My bucken ears are right here why don't you use your bucken eyes?!"
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What did Blackbeard say to the girl who was dressed as a s**... pirate for Halloween?
"Land h**...!"
A father decides to commit a crime
But before he can do it he must get a disguise, so he heads on down to a halloween shop and buys a pirate disguise.
Now that he has a disguise he went to go commit the crime. After the crime was done he escaped home, but as he was removing said disguise his son walked in
Father you look like he person who committed a crime today, did you? And what crime did you commit?
Arr son
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My friend complained that he couldn't decide on a Halloween costume this year
So I gave him a black eye and now he's a pirate
Two Filipino kids go trick or treating on Halloween...
...At the first house they go up to, a lady answers the door.
She says, "oh how cute are you two? Let me guess what you are..."
To the first kid she says, "With your tiara and wand, you must be a princess?"
the first kid says, "Yes! I am a princess!"
The lady says to the second kid, "with your eye patch and your sword, you must be a pirate or a buccaneer?"
the second kid looks at her funny, grabs his ears and says, "I'm a pirate...and these are my buccaneers!"
Pirate for Halloween
A little boy with a speech impediment dressed as pirate for Halloween. He knocked on the door and when the lady answered he said "pick or peat". The lady asked what? He replied "pick or peat" and shook is bag. The lady said oh trick or treat and the little boy shook his head yes.
The lady then asked what are you dressed as? The boy responded a "birate". Lady asked what? The boy responded a "birate". Lady then said a "pirate" and the boy shook his head yes.
The lady then asked where are your "Buccaneers" which the little boy reached up grabbing his ear and said " right here lady where are your bucking eyes"
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