Piranhas Jokes
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TIL that a school of piranhas can s**... all the flesh off of a child's body in less than a minute...
On the downside, I lost my job at the aquarium...
Did you know that a piranha can devour a human child to the bone in 30 seconds?
Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium today.
Today I learnt a school of piranhas will rip
every inch of flesh of a child's body in under a minute.
Today I also lost my job at the aquarium.
Today I found out that it takes a school of piranha 1 minute to devour a child.
However, I have now lost my job in the aquarium.
Yesterday I learnt that 20 piranhas can s**... all flesh off a man within 6 minutes.
Unfortunately, I also lost my job at the local swimming pool.
As I taped a piranha to my boomerang, I thought,
"This will come back to bite me."
TIL that a school of piranhas...
... can completely s**... the flesh of the bones of a small child in less than 20 seconds.
Also today I was fired from the zoo...
Did you know piranhas can eat up the body entirely upto the bones in 45 seconds ? Me neither.
Anyway, I lost the job at the aquarium.
Did you know that a piranha can eat a child in 40 seconds?
Anyway, changing the subject, I lost my job at the aquarium today
Fun fact: Did you know that a shoal of piranhas can devour a small child in 30 seconds?
Anyway, I lost my job at the aquarium today. :/
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