Piranhas Jokes
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TIL that a school of piranhas can s**... all the flesh off of a child's body in less than a minute...
On the downside, I lost my job at the aquarium...
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Today I found out that it takes a school of piranha 1 minute to devour a child.
However, I have now lost my job in the aquarium.
As I taped a piranha to my boomerang, I thought,
"This will come back to bite me."
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Did you know that a piranha can eat a child in 40 seconds?
Anyway, changing the subject, I lost my job at the aquarium today
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Fun fact: Did you know that a shoal of piranhas can devour a small child in 30 seconds?
Anyway, I lost my job at the aquarium today. :/
My wife gazed at me and bit her lip seductively.
Unfortunately it was her top lip so she just looked like a piranha.
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Did you hear about the Ethiopian who fell into the piranha pool?
He ate half of them before they could pull him out.
Why did the Piranha Plant start coughing?
Because Mario went down the wrong pipe!
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Did you know that a school of piranha can devour a whole 3-year old child in under 30 seconds?
On another subject, I lost my job at the aquarium today.
Three things I want to do before I die:
1)Swim with piranhas
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