The Best 11 Piranha Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Piranha jokes. There are some piranha shark jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these piranha catfish puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Piranha Jokes and Puns

Did you know that a piranha can devour a human child to the bone in 30 seconds?

Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium today.

Today I found out that it takes a school of piranha 1 minute to devour a child.

However, I have now lost my job in the aquarium.

As I taped a piranha to my boomerang, I thought,

"This will come back to bite me."

Did you know that a piranha can eat a child in 40 seconds?

Anyway, changing the subject, I lost my job at the aquarium today

My wife gazed at me and bit her lip seductively.

Unfortunately it was her top lip so she just looked like a piranha.


Did you know that a school of piranha can devour a whole 3-year old child in under 30 seconds?

On another subject, I lost my job at the aquarium today.

Why did the Piranha Plant start coughing?

Because Mario went down the wrong pipe!

Did you know a piranha can devour a small child down to the bone is less than 30 seconds?

So anyway, I lost my job at the aquarium today...

Did you hear about the Ethiopian who fell into the piranha pool?

He ate half of them before they could pull him out.

There are 2 piranhas in a tank

Noone told them how to drive it

What does Piranha 3DD and Marvel both have in common?

dead pool

You can explore piranha humerus reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean piranha replacements dad jokes. There are also piranha puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the piranha sha jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working piranha skeleton piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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