Piqued Jokes
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Humorous Piqued Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life
What is a good piqued joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
A man goes for a walk...
and as he walks he approaches the local mental institution, on the other side of the wall he can hear the patients chanting "3! 3! 3! 3!". His curiosity has been piqued by all the commotion coming from within so he decides to take a glimpse through a hole he sees in the wall, as he bends down and peers through the wall silence falls over the yard and a long stick gets shoved through the hole and pokes him in the eye
"4! 4! 4! 4! 4!"
A fight broke out between two loan officers
They piqued my interest.
How did shakira win her partner over?
She Piqued his curiosity.
A guy walks into a bar and orders 3 beers.
He downs them all, pays, and leaves. The bartender was a bit confused at it, but not enough to ask why. The next day, the same thing. And the next. The bartender's curiosity is piqued at this point, so he asks the man why he keeps buying 3 beers. He explains, "My 2 buddies and I used to drink together every night. Since they've shipped away, I've decided to drink their beers in their honor so I may never forget." A noble effort, the bartender thinks, so he gladly serves the man 3 beers every night. One night, the man only orders 2 beers. The bartender asks him why only two, and the man responds, "I've decided to stop drinking."
So a family of moles wakes up one morning to the smell of pancakes...
The father mole heads up to check things out. From the entrance to their den, the smell is a lot stronger, but being naturally skittish, he stays in the doorway. "This smells great!" he said. "It smells like pancakes and warm syrup!"
Her curiosity piqued, the mother mole joins the father in the door. "How lovely! It smells like waffles and hot jam! "
The baby is trying to grab a spot at the door as well, but his parents are blocking the whole entry. After a couple minutes of futility, the baby mole sits down and says "Well, all I smell is Molasses."
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