Pipeline Jokes
15 pipeline jokes and hilarious pipeline puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pipeline that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Discover the latest trend in humor: Pipeline Jokes! From gas pipelines in Siberia to sales pipelines, tribes, and welders, see how humor can bring some light to this often serious topic. Whether you're a professional or just a fan of humor, pipeline jokes are sure to make you chuckle!
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Funniest Pipeline Short Jokes
Short pipeline jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pipeline humour may include short pile jokes also.
- I call my toilet the oval office.. It's got a think tank, and a pipeline for delivering healthcare reform.
- There was a bad leak from a controversial molten metal pipeline recently. The iron-y of the situation was very apparent.
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Pipeline One Liners
Which pipeline one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pipeline? I can suggest the ones about tube and bridge.
- Can't wait for Game 8 of the World Series, Indians vs the Dakota Access Pipeline
- This whole Dakota Pipeline protest sounds really... Intense
- How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land? You Sioux them.
- Why did the Exxon pipeline have to go to canada? Because its a tunnel for the americans.
Loads of Fun with Charming Humor Pipeline Jokes
What funny jokes about pipeline you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean stream jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pipeline pranks.
A couple of italian guys are discussing who, if they could choose any woman in the world, they'd rather bang
One of them says some big name actress, the other says "Virginia Pippilini."
The first guy's like, "Who's that? Is she a model?"
"I don't know"
"Actress?"
"I don't know."
"Singer?"
"I don't know."
"Well if you don't know, why choose her?"
The guy pulls out a newspaper and points to the headline. "Virginia Pipeline blows 50 men dead."
Three Engineers are having an argument...
The first says: "God must be a mechanical engineer -- just look at the joints in the human body."
The second says: "God is an electrical engineer -- just look at the nervous system."
The third says: "God has to be a civil engineer -- who else would run a waste disposal pipeline through a perfectly good recreational area?"
Three nuns at the pearly gates with St. Peter.
St. Peter tells the nuns, "since you've all dedicated your lives to God, we will let you go back and live as anyone you'd like to."
The first nun says, "I'd like to be Mother Theresa", and Peter says, "No problem."
The second nun says, "I'd like to return as Princess Diana", and Peter says, "Sure thing."
The third nun says, "I'd like to be Sarah Pippilini." St. Peter says, "I'm sorry sister but I don't know who that is." The nun holds up a newspaper and points to the headline.
St. Peter laughs and says, "No, no sister that doesn't say 'Sarah Pippilini'; it says 'Sahara Pipeline laid by 500 men in 7 days'."
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What's the difference between Stephen Harper and Rob Ford?
One likes pipelines, and the other likes pipes *and* lines.
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Now all we gotta wait for is the feds to start building a pipeline through Wrigley Field
\- and then it'll truly be an Indian burial ground.
