Pipe Laying Jokes
5 pipe laying jokes and hilarious pipe laying puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pipe laying that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Pipe Laying Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good pipe laying joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Woke up. There was a group of indians protesting outside my house
Must be all the pipe I am laying.
HANDICAPPED PARKING AT HOME DEPOT
Why do we need 24 handicapped parking spaces at Home Depot? Could we just talk about this? If a guy can spackle his bathroom, lay pipe and put up gutters, don't you think you can walk the extra 30 feet to the parking lot?
John Boyega joke.
It’s not about who she kisses but who eventually lays the pipe. You are a genius!
Cheesy pick up line.
Im like an excavator operator. I will dig into your imagination and drop rocks. Then lay some pipe. Sometimes the landscape gets wet and needs maintenance.
Difference between the words potentially and realistically
A kid goes up to his father and asks him, "Papa, I don't understand the difference between the words potentially and realistically. Could you explain it for me?"
"Of course son. Go to your mother, sister and brother and ask them if they would have s**... with Brad Pitt for a million dollars and see what they say."
The kid goes up to his mother and asks her if she would do the deed with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.
"Well, we sure could use the money and he is quite a handsome man. I suppose I would do it."
The boy then goes to his sister and asks if she would let Pitt hit it for a million dollars.
"Well yeah, he's still hot for an older guy."
The lad then goes to his brother and asks if he would allow Brad Pitt to lay pipe in his backyard.
"Honestly bro, I'd do it for that much money."
The boy then runs to his father with his findings. "Papa, I understand now. Potentially, we're sitting on 3 million dollars but realistically we live with 2 w**... and a fairy.
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