Pioneer Jokes
18 pioneer jokes and hilarious pioneer puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pioneer that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
From hilarious jokes about the LDS Pioneer trek to witty remarks about revolutionary inventors, these Pioneer Jokes will have you laughing! Whether you're celebrating Halloween, Thanksgiving, or Christmas, this collection of Pioneer Jokes is sure to add some good old-fashioned fun to your festivities.
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Funniest Pioneer Short Jokes
Short pioneer jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pioneer humour may include short missionary jokes also.
- TIL: The vasectomy procedure was pioneered by the Greek physician, Euclipides. His original instructions were as follows: "Euclipides nuts."
- After drifting through empty space for almost 50 years, what is Pioneer 9's favorite cheese? *probe-alone*
- My grandmother was a founding pioneer for the Weathertech products. She had clear vinyl on her furniture
- Do you know who the pioneers in AI (artificial intelligence) are? No. I don't know.
Beauty Salons. They apply all their intelligence to create something unnatural. - What's the difference between a 19th-century American pioneer and a termite exterminator? One passes through the good west and the other gasses through the wood pests.
- What made the frontman for Soundgarden such a pioneer? A Cornell man who wanted to kill himself used to have to find a bridge.
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Pioneer One Liners
Which pioneer one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pioneer? I can suggest the ones about pilot and explorer.
- Today I learned that Dr. Seuss' mom was a pioneer in physiotherapy. Ma Seuss.
- Technics, Pioneer, Sony, Panasonic Sorry - I shouldn't make jokes about stereotypes
- What do you call a person with a meat pastry on their ear? Pioneer.
- What do you get when American pioneers develop a video game? They manifest Destiny
- What do you call a pie who made his own ears? A pioneer
- What do you call a pioneer smoking w**...? A trail blazer.
- How come pioneers always had ugly wives? Because they settled.
Cheeky Pioneer Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle
What funny jokes about pioneer you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean founder jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pioneer pranks.
Why is everyone criticising EA?
I've only ever known EA as an excellent video game company and pioneer of the early home computer games industry. EA has always had my enjoyment as their primary concern and their community involvement is phenomenal.
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Stalin visits a Young Pioneer camp.
He asks one boy, "What is your name, boy?"
"My name is Vovochka Karpov, Comrade Stalin" says the boy.
"So tell me, Vovochka," Stalin says, "who is your mother?"
"My mother is the Great Soviet Country!"
"Very good," says Stalin, "and your father?"
"My father is the wise and kind Josef Vissarionovich Stalin!"
Stalin pats Vovochka's cheek: "Marvelous! And what is your greatest desire?"
"To become an orphan."
In the early days of pioneer life, a compass was essential. One of the more common varieties was called the "Tates" compass.
Unfortunately it was a very low quality compass. From which comes the expression: He who has a "Tates," is lost.
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An elementary school teacher was handing out samples of deer jerky to anyone who wanted to try it.
It was part of the lesson about pioneer days and she hadn't yet told them what kind of meat it was.
She was giving clues to help the students. "I'm sure all of you have seen one as there are a lot of them around here". No response.
"The males often clash to prove who is toughest". Still no response.
Finally she says "You have probably heard your mother call your father this."
Suddenly one of the students hacks and then yells "Spit it out! Spit it out! It's an a**...!"
