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Dogs and old tech

I work at a veterinary hospital.
We had to give booster shots to a dog today, specifically a Doberman Pinscher.
I noted that we were "updating a dobie."
Many groans were had.
I thought it was funny. :)

Did you hear about the dog that all men fear?

It's half Cocker Spaniel and half Doberman Pinscher.
That's right. It's a Cocker Pinscher.

what do you call a dachshund/doberman mix?

a wiener pinscher
how have I not heard this?

A German shepherd, a Doberman pinscher, and a cat get to heaven and meet Jesus.

Jesus asks the German shepherd, "Why should you be with me?"
The German shepherd says, "I have always been loyal to you, I obey you, and I follow you."
Jesus says, "You can sit at my right hand." He turns and asks the Doberman pinscher, "Why should you be with me?"
The Doberman pinscher says, "I am loyal, I obey, and I follow you."
Jesus says, "You can sit at my left hand." He turns to the cat and says, "Why should you be with me?"
The cat says, "Uh, you're in my seat."

Did you hear what they called the new dog breed from Israel?

The Penny Pinscher

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