Pins Jokes
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Funniest Pins Short Jokes
Short pins jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pins humour may include short spin jokes also.
- Chuck Norris once threw a grenade and killed 50 men. It exploded and killed 20 more. Then he threw the pin and killed 10 more men.
- Chuck Norris joke, cause it's been a while Chuck Norris pull the pin in a grenade, threw it, killed 50 men, and then the grenade exploded.
- Is it possible to stop a grenade from exploding by putting the pin back in? I need a quick answer to this question
- I bought a grenade today... Things went terribly wrong when the cashier asked me for my PIN.
- This will blow your mind! If you take the pin out of a grenade and put your ear to the hole you can hear the faint sound of the world wide I.Q average increasing.
- A blonde threw a grenade at another So she pulled the pin and threw it back.
The first then asks, "What should I do with this pin?" - I bought a world map for my room, I'm gonna put a pin on everywhere that i've travelled… … but first I gotta travel to the top 2 corners of the map so it won't fall down.
(Mitch Hedberg 2003) - After an extremely tense argument with my girlfriend, the house was so quiet you could hear a pin drop. Things got a lot worse when I saw the grenade fly towards me.
- Hey guys quick question, can you put a pin back in a grenade? Gonna need a fast answer for this one...
- What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? You pick up the grenade from the ground, pull the pin, and throw it back.
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Pins One Liners
Which pins one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pins? I can suggest the ones about ping and pies.
- When you pull the pin on a grenade, how do you put it back in? Quick answers please.
- Can you put the pin back in a grenade? It's kind of urgent. Need and answer fast.
- A blonde threw a grenade at me So I pulled the pin and threw it back
- PIN number My PIN number is the last four digits of pi
- Why did the bowling pins stop working? They went on strike!
- Can you put a pin back in a grenade? no really guys I need an answer ASAP
- What is Jeremy Clarkson's PIN number? Nought two sixty.
- I'm trying to get in touch with my old judo instructor. He is a hard man to pin down!
- Axl Rose sat on a pin. Axl Rose.
- How do you stop a baby from walking in circles? Pin its other hand to the ground.
- how do you put a pin back into a grenade? There apparently is no way, so you jus
- What sounds like a pin hitting the floor, but louder? A PIN HITTING THE FLOOR.
- What do you call an African who plays 10 pin bowling online? Ebola.
- What did Jesus feel before he was nailed to the cross? Pins and Needles
- Mary Rose sat on a pin Mary rose!
Bowling Pins Jokes
Here is a list of funny bowling pins jokes and even better bowling pins puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I ask my wife the same thing everytime I knock down 10 pins in one roll at a bowling alley. "How's that strike ya?"
- I'm starting a business that is half bowling alley and half safe injection site. It's going to be called "Pins & Needles".
- Which sport is the quietest? Bowling. You can hear a pin drop.
- What's the Chinese minister for bowling sport's name? Bo Ling
What's the Korean minister for bowling sport's name?
Bo Ling-Pin. - I told my wife that I'd gotten a new job at the bowling alley She said ten pin?
I said no it's permanent! - Just started work at a bowling alley. It's not a career it's Ten pin
Pins And Needles Jokes
Here is a list of funny pins and needles jokes and even better pins and needles puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I woke up with pins and needles in my arm Maybe I should put the sewing kit away before I go to sleep next time.
- Apparently Australia has it's sharpest minds working to end needles in strawberries No pin intended.
- C sharp major is the most painful key to play in. It's like pins and needles.
- The sword s**... went to a sewing store to buy pins and needles He was on a diet
Humorous Pins Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life
What funny jokes about pins you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pong jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pins pranks.
The kidnap
A blonde is running a little short of cash, so she goes to the playground and kidnaps Johnny.
She takes him to her home and writes a note:
\- If you want to see Johnny again, leave $10,000 in unmarked bills in a plain paper bag by the merry-go-round at the playground by 8 AM tomorrow. Signed, A Blonde.
She pins the note to Johnny's shirt and sends him home.
In the morning she goes to the playground, and sure enough, there is the plain brown bag containing a large stack of bills, along with a note that reads,
\- How could you do this to a fellow blonde?
The Nigerian football team were so disappointed with Saturday's performance that they have said they will personally refund all expenses to fans who travelled to support them.
All they need to do is send bank details, sort codes & PINs, and they will transfer the money directly …
Pregnant elephants
What is harder then getting a pregnant elephant into a Volkswagen?
Getting an elephant pregnant in a Volkswagen.
I'm taking a gunsmithing class and this was in the text book with no context. Just stuffed between a paragraph on s**... pins and one on replacing firing pins.
I got a world map for my wall, I'm going to put pins in all the places I've traveled to ...
... but first, I have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won't fall down.
(credit to Mitch Hedberg, about 2003)
Did you hear about the war between the blondes and the brunettes?
The blondes were throwing hand grenades, and the brunettes were pulling the pins and throwing them back.
I tried to translate a joke from Canadian
Did you hear about the war between Nova Scotia and Newfoundland?. ? The newfies were throwing grenades the Nova Scotians were pulling the pins and throwing them back
Someone told me my Pride Pins were crooked.
I then asked, Did you expect them to be STRAIGHT?
I stuck some pins in a Voodoo Doll of my Arch enemy
I managed to cure his backache
And help him quit smoking
How did Germany so easily defeat Poland during WWII?
When the Polish threw grenades at the Germans, the Germans pulled the pins and threw them back.
If a wrestler pins you while having s**... with your wife...
Is that a cuckhold?
A blonde wanted to hang a map up in her room and put pins in everywhere she had been
After buying the map, she went to Japan. Then she went to Alaska. Then Antarctica. Then Australia. She finally went home and picked up her map.
"Now I can finally hang it up," she said.
I got kicked off my bowling team the other day
I managed to knock all the pins down on my first two turns. Then on my third turn I did it again and the leader of the team turned to me and said "Sorry, you're going to have to leave the team".
Apparently they have a three strike policy.
A guy walks into a bar and orders a whisky neat....
He pins it in one go...
He orders another... pins that too..
After about 4 whiskys, the barman asks him "whats up?"
"Im after having my first blo job" says the guy..
"Ah good man..", says the barman.."here, have this whisky on the house..congratulations!!"
The guy replies " if 4 didnt get the taste out of my mouth, I dont think a fifth will help!!"
10 pins were crossing a railway track. Suddenly they saw a train approaching them. 9 pins were able to cross. But the 10th pin couldn't make it and the train went over it. But nothing happened to that pin. Why?
Because it was a safety pin!
I got a flat tire recently...
I was lucky enough to have spotted it before I was able to drive off to my local bowling alley. Unfortunately for me, I didn't have any extra tires on me, nor was I willing to go to my local auto shop and get one.
Fortunately, I did have the bowling ball and 10 pins I was planning on bringing with me, so all I had to do was knock down 9 pins with the bowling ball, and then knock down the last one to get a spare.
Things always have a way of going badly for me.
I tried to use pins on a voodoo doll that looks like my mother in law and I ended up curing her arthritis with acupuncture.
