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41 pino jokes and hilarious pino puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pino that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Pino Short Jokes

Short pino jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pino humour may include short weeks jokes also.

  1. Why are people in the Philippines always hungry? Because no matter how much you feed them, you can't fill a pino

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Pino One Liners

Which pino one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pino? I can suggest the ones about advice and maker.

  1. What type of wine does a gay connoisseur love? Pinos.
  2. I'm half Dutch and half Filipino... I'm a Jalapeño (Holla-Pino).

Pino joke, I'm half Dutch and half Filipino...

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about pino can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of pino puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Silly & Ridiculous Pino Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter

What funny jokes about pino you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean wood jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make pino prank.

How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

Pinocchio boarded a bus in Rome.

The bus was full of priests, except for one seat. Pinocchio took the seat and said" thank god I'm not a real boy!!"

Pinocchio has been getting complaints from his girlfriend....

Pinnochio had been getting complaints from his girlfriend. "Every time we make love," she said, "I get splinters. "
So
Pinocchio went back to his maker, Gipetto the carpenter, for advice.
"Sandpaper," said the carpenter. "That's what you need. " So
Pinocchio took some sheets of sandpaper and went home. A few weeks later the carpenter bumped into Pinocchio again. "How are you getting on with the girls now? " he asked. "Who needs girls? " said
Pinocchio."

Why couldn't Pinocchio get a date on craigslist

because everyone wanted "no strings attatched"

Why didn't pinocchio make it thru puberty?

He caught on fire.

Pinocchio is walking down the street...

...and he runs into a wizard, who says, "Hey, Pinocchio, give me five bucks and I'll turn you into a real boy."
"What's the catch?" Pinocchio asks suspiciously.
"No catch," the wizard replies, "Just give me five bucks and I'll turn you into a real boy, no strings attached."

Pinocchio signed up for Tinder

He wants a relationship with no strings attached.

Pinocchio is being interrogated by police

Police Officer: Were you going 60 miles on a 40 mile road?
Pinocchio: Noooooooo
Police Officer: But didn't an officer flag you down?
Pinocchio: Noooooooooooooo
Police Officer: Your car is the red Toyota right?
Pinocchio: Noooooooooooooooooooooooo
Police Officer: Why the long no's?

Pinocchio and his girlfriend were having problems.

Every time they would have s**..., she would complain about splinters. Eventually, Pinocchio went to Gepetto for help.
Gepetto told Pinocchio to go to the hardware store and buy some sandpaper to sand off the splinters before he had s**... with his girlfriend.
A week later, Gepetto asked Pinocchio, "So how's it going with your girlfriend?"
"Who needs a girlfriend?," said Pinnochio.

Why is pinocchio so good in the bedroom?

He nose what he's doing

Pinocchio was going down on his GF, she started yelling lie to me, lie to me.

Pinocchio:" i love you"!

Do you know what Pinocchio and your dad have in common?

They were both inside a whale.

Why was Pinocchio a womanizer?

He only got into relationships with no strings attached.

what does pinocchio have for breakfast?

oakmeal

Why would Pinocchio make a bad criminal?

He wasn't cut out for this.

What did Pinocchio say to his girlfriend

Sit on my face and I'll tell you some lies.

Pinocchio is having issues in bed.

He goes to his doctor, and says his girlfriend is complaining about splinters. The doctor tells him to apply some sandpaper to his junk and see if that helps.
A week later the doc sees Pinocchio skipping down the street and asks how his girlfriend is doing.
"Who needs a girlfriend?"

Why isn't Pinocchio in a serious relationship?

Because he wants no strings attached.

Why is Pinocchio the most requested at the Disney brothel?

Because he lets girls sit on his face while he tells them lies.

When did Pinocchio realized that he is made from wood?

When his right arm caught on fire...

How do you know "Pinocchio" was written a long time ago?

He kept making such a big deal out of being wireless.

What does Pinocchio say when he accidentally tells a lie?

"Oh nose!"

When did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?

When his hand caught fire.

Pinocchio could easily pass a polygraph.

Too bad his lies are too on the nose.

Pinocchio got a new job at a tire store

He keeps telling all the customers "I'm a wheel boy."

Did you know Pinot Noir is actually spelled Pinot Noi?

There's technically Noir.

Did you know Pinocchio has a brother?

His name is Pistachio, every time he lies his nuts grow.

What does Pinocchio look for in a woman?

He's an Ash-man.

Why did Pinocchio run away from home?

His dad was a Gepettophile.

PINOCCHIO had a human girlfriend...

....who would sometimes complain about splinters when they were having s**.... Pinocchio, therefore, went to visit Gepetto to see if he could help. Gepetto suggested he try a little
sandpaper wherever indicated and Pinocchio skipped away enlightened.
A couple weeks later, Gepetto saw Pinocchio bouncing happily through town and asked him, "How's the girlfriend?"
Pinocchio replied, "Who needs a girlfriend?"

How did Pinocchio burn himself to death?

He m**..., that lil' s**... sunovabitch.

How did Pinocchio find out he was a real boy?

His hand caught fire.

Pinocchio put birdseed in his pants..

...for the woodpecker in there.

Pinocchio lied while going down on her.

She was taken aback.

How did Pinocchio die?

He was m**... and unintentionally set himself ablaze.

Why did Pinocchio prefer wooden girls over the real thing?

Because the wooden girls are knotty!

Why didn't Pinocchio have any children?

There was no lead in his pencil.

How did Pinocchio discover he was made of wood?

His hand caught on fire

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