Pino Jokes
37 pino jokes and hilarious pino puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pino that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Pino Short Jokes
Short pino jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pino humour may include short advice jokes also.
- Why are people in the Philippines always hungry? Because no matter how much you feed them, you can't fill a pino
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Pino One Liners
Which pino one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pino? I can suggest the ones about maker and stack.
- What type of wine does a gay connoisseur love? Pinos.
- I'm half Dutch and half Filipino... I'm a Jalapeño (Holla-Pino).
Silly & Ridiculous Pino Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter
What funny jokes about pino you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean sandpaper jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pino pranks.
How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?
He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.
Pinocchio boarded a bus in Rome.
The bus was full of priests, except for one seat. Pinocchio took the seat and said" thank god I'm not a real boy!!"
Pinocchio has been getting complaints from his girlfriend....
Pinnochio had been getting complaints from his girlfriend. "Every time we make love," she said, "I get splinters. "
So
Pinocchio went back to his maker, Gipetto the carpenter, for advice.
"Sandpaper," said the carpenter. "That's what you need. " So
Pinocchio took some sheets of sandpaper and went home. A few weeks later the carpenter bumped into Pinocchio again. "How are you getting on with the girls now? " he asked. "Who needs girls? " said
Pinocchio."
Why couldn't Pinocchio get a date on craigslist
because everyone wanted "no strings attatched"
Why didn't pinocchio make it thru puberty?
He caught on fire.
Pinocchio is walking down the street...
...and he runs into a wizard, who says, "Hey, Pinocchio, give me five bucks and I'll turn you into a real boy."
"What's the catch?" Pinocchio asks suspiciously.
"No catch," the wizard replies, "Just give me five bucks and I'll turn you into a real boy, no strings attached."
Why was Pinocchio acting drunk?
He couldn't handle his lacquer
Pinocchio signed up for Tinder
He wants a relationship with no strings attached.
What did Pinocchio say after he got run over by a truck?
I'm a wheel boy!
Pinocchio is being interrogated by police
Police Officer: Were you going 60 miles on a 40 mile road?
Pinocchio: Noooooooo
Police Officer: But didn't an officer flag you down?
Pinocchio: Noooooooooooooo
Police Officer: Your car is the red Toyota right?
Pinocchio: Noooooooooooooooooooooooo
Police Officer: Why the long no's?
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Why is pinocchio so good in the bedroom?
He nose what he's doing
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Pinocchio was going down on his GF, she started yelling lie to me, lie to me.
Pinocchio:" i love you"!
Do you know what Pinocchio and your dad have in common?
They were both inside a whale.
What did Pinocchio say to Rudolph when he asked him what he asked for Christmas?
Quit being nosey.
Pinocchio goes to the doctor...
and says "Doctor, I have recently started dating a girl. Now, it has been fun so far but she has started to complain about splinters. What can I do."
The doctor considers a moment and says "You should simply get a few different grades of sand paper and every morning apply a few strokes. This should clear up the splinters in no time."
Pinocchio thanks the doctor and heads off. A few months later Pinocchio returns for a regular checkup. During it the doctor asks "So, how have things been with your girlfriend?"
Pinocchio replied "Who needs a girlfriend?"
what does pinocchio have for breakfast?
oakmeal
Why would Pinocchio make a bad criminal?
He wasn't cut out for this.
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What did Pinocchio say to his girlfriend
Sit on my face and I'll tell you some lies.
Why couldn't Pinocchio get a hard-on?
He was made out of balsa wood
Pinocchio is having issues in bed.
He goes to his doctor, and says his girlfriend is complaining about splinters. The doctor tells him to apply some sandpaper to his junk and see if that helps.
A week later the doc sees Pinocchio skipping down the street and asks how his girlfriend is doing.
"Who needs a girlfriend?"
Why isn't Pinocchio in a serious relationship?
Because he wants no strings attached.
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Pinocchio.
What would happen to Pinocchio if he said "my nose is going to grow" he would be telling a lie so his nose would then grow,but because it is growing it would make Pinocchio's statement true which would mean that his nose won't grow or might stop growing, but then again because it will stop growing it would make his statement a lye. So does this mean his nose will grow and then shrink/stop growing for the rest of his life and he would be able to s**... pleasure lots of women(/men) with out even thinking about it? And would his nose go in and out like a needle on a sewing machine or would it vibrate back and forth like crazy?
How do you know "Pinocchio" was written a long time ago?
He kept making such a big deal out of being wireless.
What does Pinocchio say when he accidentally tells a lie?
"Oh nose!"
When did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?
When his hand caught fire.
Pinocchio could easily pass a polygraph.
Too bad his lies are too on the nose.
Pinocchio got a new job at a tire store
He keeps telling all the customers "I'm a wheel boy."
Did you know Pinot Noir is actually spelled Pinot Noi?
There's technically Noir.
Did you know Pinocchio has a brother?
His name is Pistachio, every time he lies his nuts grow.
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What does Pinocchio look for in a woman?
He's an Ash-man.
Why did Pinocchio run away from home?
His dad was a Gepettophile.
Pinocchio put birdseed in his pants..
...for the woodpecker in there.
Why did Pinocchio prefer wooden girls over the real thing?
Because the wooden girls are knotty!
Why didn't Pinocchio have any children?
There was no lead in his pencil.
