Pinned Jokes

27 pinned jokes and hilarious pinned puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pinned that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Pinned Short Jokes

Short pinned jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pinned humour may include short glued jokes also.

  1. Chuck Norris once threw a grenade and killed 50 men. It exploded and killed 20 more. Then he threw the pin and killed 10 more men.
  2. Chuck Norris joke, cause it's been a while Chuck Norris pull the pin in a grenade, threw it, killed 50 men, and then the grenade exploded.
  3. Is it possible to stop a grenade from exploding by putting the pin back in? I need a quick answer to this question
  4. I bought a grenade today... Things went terribly wrong when the cashier asked me for my PIN.
  5. This will blow your mind! If you take the pin out of a grenade and put your ear to the hole you can hear the faint sound of the world wide I.Q average increasing.
  6. A blonde threw a grenade at another So she pulled the pin and threw it back.
    The first then asks, "What should I do with this pin?"
  7. I bought a world map for my room, I'm gonna put a pin on everywhere that i've travelled… … but first I gotta travel to the top 2 corners of the map so it won't fall down.
    (Mitch Hedberg 2003)
  8. After an extremely tense argument with my girlfriend, the house was so quiet you could hear a pin drop. Things got a lot worse when I saw the grenade fly towards me.
  9. Hey guys quick question, can you put a pin back in a grenade? Gonna need a fast answer for this one...
  10. What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? You pick up the grenade from the ground, pull the pin, and throw it back.

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Pinned One Liners

Which pinned one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pinned? I can suggest the ones about tied and pins.

  1. When you pull the pin on a grenade, how do you put it back in? Quick answers please.
  2. Can you put the pin back in a grenade? It's kind of urgent. Need and answer fast.
  3. A blonde threw a grenade at me So I pulled the pin and threw it back
  4. PIN number My PIN number is the last four digits of pi
  5. Why did the bowling pins stop working? They went on strike!
  6. Can you put a pin back in a grenade? no really guys I need an answer ASAP
  7. What is Jeremy Clarkson's PIN number? Nought two sixty.
  8. I'm trying to get in touch with my old judo instructor. He is a hard man to pin down!
  9. Axl Rose sat on a pin. Axl Rose.
  10. How do you stop a baby from walking in circles? Pin its other hand to the ground.
  11. how do you put a pin back into a grenade? There apparently is no way, so you jus
  12. What sounds like a pin hitting the floor, but louder? A PIN HITTING THE FLOOR.
  13. What do you call an African who plays 10 pin bowling online? Ebola.
  14. What did Jesus feel before he was nailed to the cross? Pins and Needles
  15. Mary Rose sat on a pin Mary rose!

Pinned joke, Mary Rose sat on a pin

Cheerful Fun Pinned Jokes for Lovely Laughter

What funny jokes about pinned you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pulled jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pinned pranks.

An Aussie soldiers and an American soldier are pinned down in the Middle East.

The Aussie gets up and begins flailing his arms and laughing. When he gets back down, the American says
What, did you *come* here to die?
The Aussie responds Nah, I came here yesterday.

You know the scene, balding dude in a convertible with a h**....

She peels off her top and says "Faster you go, the more i take off!"
She's down to her socks and he's doing 120 mph when they c**.... Dazed and confused she finds the driver pinned in the car and goes for help, but all she can find to cover her bits is his shoe.
Stumbling out into the highway she manages to pull someone over "Help, my friend is stuck!" She screams. The guy looks down at the shoe and says "Ma'am, he's too far in for me to help"

How did the badge get away with m**...?

He pinned it on someone else.

Some cavalry soldiers are pinned down by a bunch of Indians.

The Major yells to the Sergeant, "Sergeant, I don't like the sound of those drums!" one of the Indians hollers, "He's not our regular drummer!"

What happened to vin diesel when Dwayne Johnson pinned him against a brick wall?

He found himself between The Rock and a hard place.

With the boredom of lock-down.

My Wife and I have pinned a map up in the kitchen.
We have one dart each, wherever the dart lands
on the map is our destination for our vacation next
year, turns out, we are going to behind the fridge..

What did the soldier that was under a tack say?

I'm pinned down!

Why did Jesus stop playing Hockey?

Because he kept getting pinned to the boards

How Did the Soldier Get Pinned Down?

He was under a tack.

Why is Jesus terrible at hockey?

He keeps getting pinned to the boards.

My costume is a bunch of sponges pinned to my shirt

I'm self absorbed

Jesus didn't tap.

He was pinned.

Pinned joke, Jesus didn't tap.