Pinky Jokes
25 pinky jokes and hilarious pinky puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pinky that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Pinky Short Jokes
Short pinky jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pinky humour may include short toe jokes also.
- My girlfriend reminds me of my pinky toe She's small, cute, and will probably end up getting banged on my coffee table tonight
- Girl, imma treat you like I treat my pinky toe I'm going to bang you on all the furniture all night long
- Girl you remind me of my pinky toe... ...cuz I'm pretty sure I'm gonna bang you on my coffee table later.
- You are like my pinky toe! Cute, tiny and tonight I will bang you against the kitchen table.
- I found five orphaned kittens and decided to foster them. I named them Thumb, Index, Middle, Ring, and Pinky. They sure are a handful to raise.
- A small part of me really enjoys picking my nose... Can always rely on that trusty pinky finger.
- My Girlfriend was born without her pinky toe and the sight of her foot makes me physically ill. My therapist says I'm lack toes intolerant.
- Hey girl, are you my pinkie toe? Cuz I wanna bang you on every piece of furnature in my house.
- Girl, you're like my pinky toe Small, cute, beautiful and I'm going to bang you on the coffee table tonight
Ouch! - Where have I learned my French you ask? From the meeting between my furniture and my pinky toe.
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Pinky One Liners
Which pinky one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pinky? I can suggest the ones about forearm and thumb.
- What did the gay guy say while parking? Wow, I'm not straight at all...
- Why do Yakuza swear a loyalty oath? Because they can't do pinky promises.
- I recently realized that my pinky toe is pansexual. It likes to bang everything.
- I think my pinky toe is a bottem It keeps getting smashed
- Are you a pinky toe? Cause I'm gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house
- Whats the best gadget to locate furniture in the dark? Your pinkie toe.
- Hey girl are you a pinky toe? 'Cause I'll bang you on everything
- My thumb keeps attacking my pinky... I've got a civil war on my hands!
- My mom thought she heard me drop the F-Bomb I had to pinkie swear I didn't.
- JPP is a "oser" (holds middle, ring and pinky fingers to forehead).
- How do you know you was r**... by Richard Stallman? Your pinky hurts.
- Why are dog b**... so classy? Because their pinkie is out
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Charming Humor Pinky Jokes with Loads of Fun
What funny jokes about pinky you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean ring jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pinky pranks.
A young boy passes a brothel on his way home from school when
the lady of the house leans forward and waves her pinky finger at him. "Hi little boy", she laughs.
He asks her, "why do you wave like that?"
She holds up her pinky finger again, "well, that's how little 'it' is".
The next day the boy strolls by and the lady does the same. "Hi little boy" she jests, waving her pinky finger in the air.
The little boy puts a finger in each corner of his mouth, stretching it as wide as possible and says, "hiya big lady".
A family was having dinner when the topic of s**... came up.
Teenage son: I know s**... feels good for both people but does it feel better for the man or woman?
Mom replies: What feels better, an itchy ear or your pinky finger?
I saw my ex girlfriend walking on the street
Not wanting to talk to her, I pretended to be on the phone. But she walked straight to me and said: ' are you pretending to be on the phone?'
'Excuse me,' I said to my imaginery caller, then turned to her, 'No? Why would you say something like that?'
'well your thumb is at your ear and your pinky is at your mouth'
