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Pink Slip Jokes

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Pink Slip Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good pink slip joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

What do you call a pink slip served in a coffee bag?

Grounds for termination!

I have trouble keeping their jobs these days...

First I was working at a potato farm, but then I was sacked.
Next it was the tuna factory, but then I was canned.
Next I tried being a lumberjack, but then I got axed.
Next I found an opening at the crematorium, but then I was fired.
Next I s**... up at the gun manufacturers, so I was quickly discharged.
Next I was printing thesauruses, but then my job was made redundant.
Now I'm growing magenta bananas, but I think I might get a pink slip.

What is a mainstream media award for accurate, fair and even-handed journalism called?

A pink slip.

What does a psychologist get when they're fired?

A Freudian pink slip.

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