Pink Panther Jokes
23 pink panther jokes and hilarious pink panther puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pink panther that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Pink Panther Short Jokes
Short pink panther jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pink panther humour may include short panther jokes also.
- "What's The Pink Panther's favourite type of jacket?" "No idea."
"denim."
"Denim?"
"Denim denim denim denim denim..." - What did the pink panther say when he stepped on an ant? Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant...
- Why is the pink panther the busiest of cats He always has something to do,
to do, to do do do dodo dodoooh - I saw a commercial for the Pink Panther's new Extermination business The jingle was pretty catchy;
"dead ants.. dead ants..
dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead aaaaaants.." - The Pink Panther's To Do List To do...To do...To do, to do, to do...To do, to doooo...
Saw this on The Doghouse Diaries today and it made me laugh... - Pink Panther was looking for his friend's apartment. He drives into a street and suddenly drives out.
It was a
Dead-end.
Dead-end.
Dead-end dead-end dead-end dead-end dead-ennnnd... - What did the pink panther say as he skipped down the sidewalk? Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnt, deaaad ant.
- Q: What's the Pink Panther say when he steps on an ant hill? A: Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant...
source: /bin/bash/fortune - What did a young Pink Panther sing when he was playing with his magnifying glass in the back yard? Dead ant; dead ant; dead ant dead ant dead ant...
- The Real Pink Panther Joke What did the Pink Panther say as he stepped on a bug?
Dead Ant, Dead Ant
Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant
Dead Ant, Dead AaaaaaaaaaAAAaaannt
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Pink Panther One Liners
Which pink panther one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pink panther? I can suggest the ones about peter pan and panda.
- Pink Panther's TODO list 1. TODO
2. TODO
3. TODO TODO TODO TODO TODOOO - What material are the Pink Panther's jeans made out of? Denim Deniiiiiiiimmmmmm
- The pink panther likes to do To do to do to do to do to do to dooo dodododo
- What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on Ant? Nothing, Pink Panther doesn't talk!
Hilarious Pink Panther Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends
What funny jokes about pink panther you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pink elephant jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pink panther pranks.
Does your dog bite?
A man walks in the park and sees a man with a dog sitting on a bench.
"Does your dog bite?", asks the first man.
"No"
The man proceeds to pet the dog, but the dog bites him.
"I thought you said your dog didn't bite?!", he says quite angry.
"This is not my dog."
My mom told me this joke, it's from one of the films of 'pink panther'. I've never seen the film though.
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I got kicked out of my aunt's f**... for singing a song...
It was the Pink Panther theme. Dead aunt, dead aunt, dead aunt dead aunt dead aunt...
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What did the Pink Panther say when he got to the cul-de-s**...?
Dead end. Dead end.
Dead end.
Dead end. Dead end. Dead end. Dead end.
Dead ennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd.
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What is the pink panther thinking when he walks into a s**... club?
Tiddy - tiddy - tiddy, tiddy, tiddy, tiddy, tiddyyy
Italian, French and Indian went for a job interview at call center
Before the interview, they were told that they must compose a sentence in English with three main words: green, pink and yellow.
The Italian was first: "I wake up in the morning, I see the yellow sun, I see the green grass and I think to myself: I hope it will be a pink day."
The French was next: " I wake up in the morning, I eat a yellow banana, a green pepper and in the evening I watch the pink panther on TV.
Last was the Indian: "I wake up in the morning, I hear the phone green green, I pink up the phone and I say: Yellow".
