Pink Panther Jokes
42 pink panther jokes and hilarious pink panther puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pink panther that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Pink Panther Short Jokes
Short pink panther jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pink panther humour may include short panther jokes also.
- "What's The Pink Panther's favourite type of jacket?" "No idea."
"denim."
"Denim?"
"Denim denim denim denim denim..." - What did the pink panther say when he stepped on an ant? Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant...
- Pink Panther's To Do list \- To do
\- To do
\- To do, to do, to do, to do, to doooo - What did the pink panther say when he stepped on an ant? Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant
- What did the pink panther have all over his house after he fumigated for insects? dead ants... dead ants... dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead aaaaantsss
- What did the Pink Panther write down on his itinerary? To do
To do
To do
To do
To do doo doo doo - The Pink Panther made a list of things he had to do, and it was called... To do, to do, to do to do to do, to do, to dooooooo...
- Why is the pink panther the busiest of cats He always has something to do,
to do, to do do do dodo dodoooh - I saw a commercial for the Pink Panther's new Extermination business The jingle was pretty catchy;
"dead ants.. dead ants..
dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead aaaaaants.." - What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant? Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead annnnnnnnttt.
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Pink Panther One Liners
Which pink panther one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pink panther? I can suggest the ones about peter pan and panda.
- Pink Panther's TODO list 1. TODO
2. TODO
3. TODO TODO TODO TODO TODOOO - The Pink Panther's To Do list - To do
- To do
- To do, to do, to do, to do, to doooo - Some white people are so upset at black panther Chill, You guys have pink panther
- To-do list of the pink panther To-do
To-do
Todo todo todo todo todooooootododo - What material are the Pink Panther's jeans made out of? Denim Deniiiiiiiimmmmmm
- The pink panther likes to do To do to do to do to do to do to dooo dodododo
- What did the pink panther say when he stepped on the ant? Deadant Deadant Deadant
- What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on Ant? Nothing, Pink Panther doesn't talk!
Hilarious Pink Panther Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends
What funny jokes about pink panther you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pink elephant jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pink panther pranks.
Does your dog bite?
A man walks in the park and sees a man with a dog sitting on a bench.
"Does your dog bite?", asks the first man.
"No"
The man proceeds to pet the dog, but the dog bites him.
"I thought you said your dog didn't bite?!", he says quite angry.
"This is not my dog."
My mom told me this joke, it's from one of the films of 'pink panther'. I've never seen the film though.
I got kicked out of my aunt's f**... for singing a song...
It was the Pink Panther theme. Dead aunt, dead aunt, dead aunt dead aunt dead aunt...
What did the Pink Panther say when he got to the cul-de-s**...?
Dead end. Dead end.
Dead end.
Dead end. Dead end. Dead end. Dead end.
Dead ennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd.
What is the pink panther thinking when he walks into a s**... club?
Tiddy - tiddy - tiddy, tiddy, tiddy, tiddy, tiddyyy
The Pink Panther's To Do List
To do...To do...To do, to do, to do...To do, to doooo...
Saw this on The Doghouse Diaries today and it made me laugh...
When I saw Stephen Fry was getting married to a much younger man I wondered what a gay cougar was called.
A pink panther.
Pink Panther was looking for his friend's apartment.
He drives into a street and suddenly drives out.
It was a
Dead-end.
Dead-end.
Dead-end dead-end dead-end dead-end dead-ennnnd...
What does the Pink Panther say when he steps on an ant?
Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnntttttttt
Courtesy of my little cousin.
What does Pink Panther's To Do List look like?
-To do
-To do
-To do, to do, to do, to do
-To doooooo, dododododo.
What did the pink panther say as he skipped down the sidewalk?
Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnt, deaaad ant.
What did the Pink Panther say after he sprayed raid on an anthill?
*Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant.*
We know what Pink Panther sang when he saw a dead ant. What did he sing when he saw a live ant?
He stepped on it and sang
Dead ant
Dead ant
Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant.
To-do List
•To do
•To do
•To do, to do, to do, to do, to do,
to dooo, dododododo
*Pink panther walks by*
Q: What's the Pink Panther say when he steps on an ant hill?
A: Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant...
source: /bin/bash/fortune
What kind of pants does the Pink Panther wear?
Denim Denim Denim Denim Denim Denim Deniiiiim
What did a young Pink Panther sing when he was playing with his magnifying glass in the back yard?
Dead ant; dead ant; dead ant dead ant dead ant...
The Real Pink Panther Joke
What did the Pink Panther say as he stepped on a bug?
Dead Ant, Dead Ant
Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant
Dead Ant, Dead AaaaaaaaaaAAAaaannt
