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170 pink jokes and hilarious pink puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pink that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Invoke laughter and delight with these funny and witty jokes about the colour pink. All of your favourite pink-hued things, from Pretty in Pink to the Pink Panther and everything in between, are the centre of some of the funniest jokes in this article. So come find out what's so funny about pink, purple, rose and turquoise.

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Funniest Pink Short Jokes

Short pink jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pink humour may include short purple jokes also.

  1. The American education system obviously listen to Pink Floyd. They've left those kids a loan.
  2. Green chameleon for sale... No, a red one.
    No, blue.
    No wait, a pink one.
    Cool.
    Never mind, I'm keeping it!
  3. A black man, a blue man, a green man, a pink man, a red man and yellow man walk into a bar... The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind in here. Too much Risk."
  4. Pink Floyd and Led Zeppelin agreed to take care of each other's garden. This means Roger Waters Robert's Plants.
  5. What's the difference between Pink Floyd and Princess Diana? Pink Floyd kept going after the wall.
  6. What did the man do after listening to a Pink Floyd album for two hours? Skip to the next track
  7. What's 9 inches long,pink, and makes my girlfriend scream when I put it in her mouth Her miscarriage
  8. "What's The Pink Panther's favourite type of jacket?" "No idea."
    "denim."
    "Denim?"
    "Denim denim denim denim denim..."
  9. Punny wednesday The phone rang 'green green' and so I pink up the phone.
    "Yellow? Blue is this? Can you speak louder? I can't hear you purplerly, I'll call you black later."
  10. I wore a pink t-shirt out the other night and my girlfriend said I looked like a Flamingo.. So I had to put my foot down.

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Pink One Liners

Which pink one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pink? I can suggest the ones about yellow and blue.

  1. I bought pink cotton but my wife wanted purple Sorry, wrong thread
  2. Pink Panther's TODO list 1. TODO
    2. TODO
    3. TODO TODO TODO TODO TODOOO
  3. The Pink Panther's To Do list - To do
    - To do
    - To do, to do, to do, to do, to doooo
  4. What do Pink Floyd and princess Diana have in common? Their last big hit was the wall.
  5. How do you annoy a Pink Floyd fan? Play their music on shuffle
  6. Whats pink and always slippery? A pink slipper
  7. What do Donald Trump, Pink Floyd, and Dale Earnhardt all have in common? The wall.
  8. The other day a girl asked me if I like b**... or thighs. I told her I prefer bubble butts and a trimmed p**... with thin lips... So I got kicked out of KFC.
  9. Princess Diana and Pink Floyd has a lot in common Both their greatest hits was the wall
  10. Some white people are so upset at black panther Chill, You guys have pink panther
  11. What sound does a red metal rod make when it hits a white metal rod? *PINK!*
  12. To-do list of the pink panther To-do
    To-do
    Todo todo todo todo todooooootododo
  13. What's The Same About Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd? Their last big hit was the wall
  14. What do you call a pink slip served in a coffee bag? Grounds for termination!
  15. What's pink and wrinkly and hangs out Grandad's trousers? Grandma on wash day.

Pink Floyd Jokes

Here is a list of funny pink floyd jokes and even better pink floyd puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • An oldie but a goodie: What do Pink Floyd & Dale Earnhardt Sr. have in common? Their last biggest hit was The Wall
  • I think that the president and his cabinet listened to Pink Floyd "We don't need no education" -Devos
    "All in all its just another brick in the wall" -Trump
  • What's the similarities between princess Diana and Pink Floyd? Their last big hit was the wall
  • What does Dale Earnhardt have in common with Pink Floyd? His last big hit was the wall.
  • What do Donald Trump, Pink Floyd, and Dale Earnhardt Sr have in common? Their biggest hits were all "The Wall"
  • What is Pink Floyd's gender pronoun Us/them.
  • Whats the difference between Pink Floyd and Princess Diana? Nothing, their last big hit was the wall.
  • How are Princess Diana and Pink Floyd alike? Their last big hit was The Wall.
  • What do Princess Diana and Pink Floyd have in common? Both of their biggest hits is 'The Wall'
  • How are Princess Diana, Dale Earnhardt, and Pink Floyd related? Their last greatest hit was The Wall.

Pink Panther Jokes

Here is a list of funny pink panther jokes and even better pink panther puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What did the pink panther say when he stepped on an ant? Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant...
  • Pink Panther's To Do list \- To do
    \- To do
    \- To do, to do, to do, to do, to doooo
  • What did the pink panther say when he stepped on an ant? Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant
  • What did the pink panther have all over his house after he fumigated for insects? dead ants... dead ants... dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead aaaaantsss
  • What did the Pink Panther write down on his itinerary? To do
    To do
    To do
    To do
    To do doo doo doo
  • The Pink Panther made a list of things he had to do, and it was called... To do, to do, to do to do to do, to do, to dooooooo...
  • Why is the pink panther the busiest of cats He always has something to do,
    to do, to do do do dodo dodoooh
  • I saw a commercial for the Pink Panther's new Extermination business The jingle was pretty catchy;
    "dead ants.. dead ants..
    dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead aaaaaants.."
  • What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant? Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead annnnnnnnttt.
  • What material are the Pink Panther's jeans made out of? Denim Deniiiiiiiimmmmmm
Pink joke, What material are the Pink Panther's jeans made out of?

Green Yellow Pink Jokes

Here is a list of funny green yellow pink jokes and even better green yellow pink puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What do the colors green, pink, and yellow have in common with a phone? The phone rings green....green.....green, so you pink it up and say yellow.
  • Have you heard the story of green, pink and yellow? The phone went green, green, green. So I pinked it up and said yellow!!
  • The phone rings at Crayola Headquarters {green-green-green}
    "Yellow?"
    "May I speak to Mr. Brown?"
    "Please white while I transfer you."
    {pink}
  • Doctor I feel like a snooker table... "It may be your diet, what have you eaten?"
    "3 reds, a yellow and a pink!"
    "ah there's your problem, you're not getting enough greens"
  • The Qutub Minar in India was painted in bright pink,yellow and neon green... It is now known as the Qutub Minaj
  • Jokes from a college student. How to use green, yellow, and pink in a sentence?
    The phone goes green, green, green, I pink it up, and say yellow.

Pink Day Jokes

Here is a list of funny pink day jokes and even better pink day puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Jack worked in a Nuclear plant. One day his hair suddenly turned pink. He dyed.
  • Stretchy shrink-wrap can be loads of fun. You can get it at most office supply stores. Completely wrap a friend's car, bike, or motorcycle. Extra credit: leave a large pink bow on top.
  • " I've had Pink stuck I. My head ALL day" - The Giver
  • What is Pink and lies on the doormat?

    Whitney Houston's Valentines Day Cards

Pretty In Pink Jokes

Here is a list of funny pretty in pink jokes and even better pretty in pink puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • In light of recent events, it seems pretty clear to me that w**... and colors shoukd be kept seperate... ...I don't know what to do with all these pink socks.
Pink joke, In light of recent events, it seems pretty clear to me that w**... and colors shoukd be kept seperat

Charming Humor Pink Jokes with Loads of Fun

What funny jokes about pink you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pies jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pink pranks.

Mujibar get a job in India

Mujibar was trying to get a job in India .
The Personnel Manager said, 'Mujibar, you have to show you are proficient in the English language. Please make a sentence using the words: Yellow, Pink, and Green.'
Mujibar responded, 'The telephone goes green, green, I pink it up, and say, Yellow! This is Mujibar.'
Mujibar now works at a call center. No doubt you have spoken to him.

What do you call a male cow wearing a pink shirt, orange shorts, and a purple backpack?

Adorable
(A-dora-bull)

What would you have if all autos in the US were painted pink?

A Pink Car Nation!

So I saw one of those "Drink for Pink" labels on a bottle of juice...

Sounds like Georgia Tech's hookup strategy.

An Indian guy is getting a job at a call center for copy machine support

The interviewer decides to test his knowledge of mixing light vs. Mixing pigments by asking him to use green, pink, and yellow in the same sentence about his job.
He says "When the phone goes 'green green', I pink it up and say 'Yellow?'"

What do pink flamingos have on their front lawns?

Plastic Italians.

A woman asks her husband what type of bird makes for the sexiest Halloween costume

"Should I be a spotted b**...?", asks the woman.
"Or what about a spread pink Flamingo?" "...Neither" replies the man. "If you really want men to like you, you need to be some sort of s**...."

The Pink Panther's To Do List

To do...To do...To do, to do, to do...To do, to doooo...
Saw this on The Doghouse Diaries today and it made me laugh...

A Mexican Joke

A Mexican man finds a much needed job and asks the owner to hire him. The owner says he'll hire him ONLY if he can come up with a sentence using 3 words of his choice. The words are Green, Pink and Yellow. So the Mexican thinks for a second then replies (read in a Spanish accent) the phone goes Green Green, so I Pink it up and say Yellow?
Jajaja

A pink cruise ship crashed into a purple cruise ship.

You could say the passengers were marooned.

What do you call a p**... with pink hair?

Ghandifloss

Pink Fluff...

What's pink and fluffy?
Pink Fluff
What's Blue and Fluffy?
Pink Fluff holding it's breath.
(My niece told me this)

Why are the best psychoanalysists Asian?

Because they grew up listening to Pink Freud.

What's pink and has seven dents in it?

Snow white's h**...

A border patrol officer stops a Mexican immigrant...

...on his way in to the U.S.
He says to the Mexican: "If you can make a whole sentence using the words Green, Pink and Yellow, Ill let you in with no delay"
The Mexican pauses to think for a few minutes then replies: "The phone goes Green-Green, I Pink it up and I say Yellow"

Are you a pinky toe?

Cause I'm gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house

Snooker is like s**....

The pink is more valuable than the brown.

What's pink and r**...?

A Flamongo.

How are Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd similar?

Both's greatest hit was The Wall

For a second I wasn't sure if I should give my patient a blue toothbrush or a pink toothbrush.

It was a trans-in-dental moment.

What do girls fear that's big, scary, and pink?

The Alaskan Bull Worm.

A white man tells a black man

Why do people call you color man ?? To what the black man answers " I don't know
When I was born; I was black.
When I started to grow, I was black.
When I go to the beach I'm black.
When I have a cold I'm still black.
When I have panic I'm black.
When I'm sick I'm black.
even when I die I continued to be black.
Instead you my friend
When you're born you're pink.
When you start to grow you are white.
When you go to the beach you look red.
When you're cold you look blue.
When you have panic you look yellow.
When you're sick you look green.
When you die you turn gray ....
And they still dare to call me a color man

Today I was approached by Beyonce

Today I was approached by Beyonce who had just finished setting up at the studio. She said to me, "Excuse me hon. You haven't seen my phone have you? It's pink with a 'Bubblicious' cover on it."
I said, "No, sorry. Have you tried calling it?"
She said, "No. I put it on silent."
I said, "If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it."

At the post office....

A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.
His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing. The man says "I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'" "But why?" asks the man. "I'm a divorce lawyer," the man replies.

What did Gordon Ramsey shout angrily at his girlfriend?

"IT'S ALL PINK IN THE MIDDLE"

I saw a pink bird with a sore t**....

Must have been a phlegmingo.

Whats big, pink, long and my girlfriend hates when I put it in her mouth?

Our miscarriage.

What do you get when you cross a blue eye and a brown eye?

Pink eye

if everyone in the United States drove a pink automobile what would we have?

a pink carnation

Breast cancer awareness has pink ribbons, but what does alcoholism awareness have?

Bruises.

Where is my wife

A young man and an old man bumped shopping carts at the grocery store.
Young man: I am sorry. I wasn't watching where I was going. I was looking for my wife.
Old man : Sorry. I was also looking for my wife.
Young man: Well maybe we can look together. My wife is 24. She is 5'2". She has short black hair. She is wearing a pink tube top and blue Jeans. What does your wife look like?
Old man: It doesn't matter. Lets look for yours.

I saw a climate scientist eating pasta out of a pink leather bowl

He was eating carb on dyed ox hide

A Mexican gets caught by a border patrol agent..

The border patrol agent says to the Mexican,
"If you can put these 3 words in a sentence I will let you go. The words are green, pink and yellow."
The Mexican thinks for a second,
"The phone goes green green green, I pink it up and I say yellow."

What is a mainstream media award for accurate, fair and even-handed journalism called?

A pink slip.

The man came home early from work to find his wife lying n**... on the bed, crying her eyes out.

What's wrong? he asked.
I've got nothing to wear to the dance tomorrow night, she
sobbed.
Oh come on now! You've plenty of clothes, and with that
he went over to the wardrobe. See here, there's the nice
pink dress, the pale blue skirt, the yellow cocktail dress, hi
there Tom, the green silk gown…

I don't need therapy

What I need is these squirrels to stop singing Pink Floyd.

I once knew a Colombian conductor.

He was arrested for the m**... of a passenger and in his confession he said he did it because the passenger was wearing pink shoes. I never would have thought that he was capable of something like this, but I must admit he had a locomotive.

If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from?

Glass

Someone said that my pink shirt was gay

I replied, "Of course, it just came out of the closet."

As a man i avoid wearing pink shirts or anything too feminine ..

thats why my bra and p**... are always black.

The teacher said to use the colors green, yellow, and pink in a sentence.

The 1st student goes.."i like the colors green, yellow and pink"
the 2nd student goes.."the grass is green, sun is yellow, and my shirt is pink"
the 3rd one, an asian, goes.."my phone went green green so i pinked it up and said 'yellow?'"

What's your favorite (non racist)dead celebrity joke? Here's mine: What did Pink Floyd and Dale Earnhardt have in common?

Their last big hit was The Wall.

Dad joke: what would happen if everyone in a country drove a pink automobile?

We would have a pink car nation.
(Like the flower..... ok I'll see myself out...)

I got kicked out of my aunt's f**... for singing a song...

It was the Pink Panther theme. Dead aunt, dead aunt, dead aunt dead aunt dead aunt...

What's pink, wrinkly, and hangs out your pants?

Grandma doing laundry

The horse goes into the hardware shop...

The horse goes into the hardware shop.
Horse: I would like to have a pound of bread!
Clerk: sorry but we have only pink.
Horse: no problem I came with bike.

What is pink, hard when it goes in, soft when it comes out, dry when it goes in, and wet when it comes out?

Bubble gum. Got this joke from a high school science teacher, one of the weird ones.

What is the pink panther thinking when he walks into a s**... club?

Tiddy - tiddy - tiddy, tiddy, tiddy, tiddy, tiddyyy

What do you call a pink flower that resurrects itself?

A rein-carnation.

You are like my pinky toe!

Cute, tiny and tonight I will bang you against the kitchen table.

What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common?

Their number one hit was The Wall

Pink joke, What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common?

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