Pink Floyd Jokes

Funniest Pink Floyd Short Jokes

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1. The American education system obviously listen to Pink Floyd. They've left those kids a loan.
2. Pink Floyd and Led Zeppelin agreed to take care of each other's garden. This means Roger Waters Robert's Plants.
3. What's the difference between Pink Floyd and Princess Diana? Pink Floyd kept going after the wall.
4. What did the man do after listening to a Pink Floyd album for two hours? Skip to the next track
5. I think that the president and his cabinet listened to Pink Floyd "We don't need no education" -Devos
   "All in all its just another brick in the wall" -Trump
6. What is Donald Trump's favorite Pink Floyd album? Dark side of the Moon, for it's eclectic instrumentation and higher than average production values.
7. If you start the Dark Side of the Moon by Pink Floyd and the passion of the Christ at the same time the scenes don't match up at all It turns out Jesus was more of a nine inch nails guy
8. What's your favorite (non racist)dead celebrity joke? Here's mine: What did Pink Floyd and Dale Earnhardt have in common? Their last big hit was The Wall.
9. What do Pink Floyd fans and NASCAR driver Kyle Larson have in common? They both love The Wall
10. What is Donald Trumps favourite song? Another Brick in the Wall by Pink Floyd Because he don't need no education....

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Pink Floyd One Liners

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1. What do Pink Floyd and princess Diana have in common? Their last big hit was the wall.
2. How do you annoy a Pink Floyd fan? Play their music on shuffle
3. What do Donald Trump, Pink Floyd, and Dale Earnhardt all have in common? The wall.
4. What is Pink Floyd's gender pronoun Us/them.
5. I don't need therapy What I need is these squirrels to stop singing Pink Floyd.
6. I want to get high, but I don't have any drugs. Oh, I know! Alexa, play Pink Floyd.
7. What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? British
8. What do you call a love song by Pink Floyd? Snog rock.
9. What did the gold miner say when he met the singer of Pink Floyd? Au
10. Did you hear about Kurt Cobain's new album? He did a cover of The Wall by Pink Floyd
11. What's a Jew's favorite classic rock song? Money - Pink Floyd
12. What's USSR favourite Pink Floyd's Album? The Wall.
    pls don't pitchfork me
13. 20 minutes into Pink Floyd and chill.... ...and the first song isn't even over yet.
14. What's Bill Clinton's favorite Pink Floyd jam? Have a Cigar
15. If it was Pink Floyds way... They would have all of us shot!

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