Ping Pong Jokes

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Funniest Ping Pong Short Jokes

Short ping pong jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The ping pong humour may include short ping jokes also.

1. I was playing ping pong with Jesus Me: Ok that's 3-2 me, and it's my serve now
   Jesus: ...
   Me: Jesus give me the ball
   Jesus: The son of Man came not to be served but to serve
2. A Chinese man comes home A Chinese man comes home and says to his father:
   "Dad, I'm in love with ping-pong!"
   Dad replies:
   "You should marry her then, son!"
3. The Tennis Playing Midget Did you hear about the midget who died playing tennis? He fell off the ping pong table.
4. Why is the best name for a server "Pong"? If you want to check if it's working, you need to `ping pong`
5. A monkey called King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping pong and have a sing-song. What noise does his doorbell make? Buzz
6. I just got a new doorbell that when the button is pressed has a gorilla singing about table tennis. It's called The King Kong Ping Pong Sing Song Ding d**...
7. s**... is like ping pong. I s**... at it.
8. What Kind Of Ping Pong Do Asian People Play? c**... Ling Long Ting Tong Ping Pong
9. Why are Chinese people the best at ping pong? c**...

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Ping Pong One Liners

Which ping pong one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with ping pong? I can suggest the ones about table tennis and pong.

1. How many people with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? Want to play ping pong?
2. Recently got into Anti-Jokes Why can't Michael Jackson play ping-pong anymore?
   He's dead
3. My dad used to beat me at ping pong. Now he just beats me.
4. What's Chinese and climbs the Empire State Building? Ping Pong
5. Roy Moore has quit the Alabama senate race. He's opening a Comet Ping-Pong franchise.
6. What do you call a Jedi playing ping pong? The paddlewan.
7. How do you beat jesus at ping pong? Make him use his hand as a paddle.
8. What do you call a Chinese back and forth? Ping pong.
9. What is white and shaped like a cube? A ping pong block
10. Why are emo people so good at ping-pong? Because they are well practiced in cutting.
11. What do you call a game of tennis in China Ping Pong
12. What do you call a chinese duo that plays ping pong? Ping Pong
13. What is white and square? A ping pong block.
14. What sound does a doorbell make in China? ping pong.
15. s**... is like ping pong A never ending push and pull until one partner loses the ball

Humorous Ping Pong Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life

What funny jokes about ping pong you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pins jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make ping pong pranks.