Humorous Ping Pong Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life
How many people with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Want to play ping pong?
I just got a new doorbell that when the button is pressed has a gorilla singing about table tennis.
It's called The King Kong Ping Pong Sing Song Ding Dong
I was playing ping pong with Jesus
Me: Ok that's 3-2 me, and it's my serve now
Jesus: ...
Me: Jesus give me the ball
Jesus: The son of Man came not to be served but to serve
Sex is like ping pong
A never ending push and pull until one partner loses the ball
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Why can't Michael Jackson play ping-pong anymore?
He's dead
A Chinese man comes home
A Chinese man comes home and says to his father:
"Dad, I'm in love with ping-pong!"
Dad replies:
"You should marry her then, son!"
My dad used to beat me at ping pong.
Now he just beats me.
What's Chinese and climbs the Empire State Building?
Ping Pong
The Tennis Playing Midget
Did you hear about the midget who died playing tennis? He fell off the ping pong table.
Roy Moore has quit the Alabama senate race.
He's opening a Comet Ping-Pong franchise.
Why is the best name for a server "Pong"?
If you want to check if it's working, you need to `ping pong`
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What do you call a Jedi playing ping pong?
The paddlewan.
How do you beat jesus at ping pong?
Make him use his hand as a paddle.
Sex is like ping pong.
I suck at it.
A monkey called King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping pong and have a sing-song. What noise does his doorbell make?
Buzz
What do you call a Chinese back and forth?
Ping pong.
