Want to play ping pong?
It's called The King Kong Ping Pong Sing Song Ding Dong
Me: Ok that's 3-2 me, and it's my serve now
Jesus: ...
Me: Jesus give me the ball
Jesus: The son of Man came not to be served but to serve
A never ending push and pull until one partner loses the ball
Why can't Michael Jackson play ping-pong anymore?
He's dead
A Chinese man comes home and says to his father:
"Dad, I'm in love with ping-pong!"
Dad replies:
"You should marry her then, son!"
Did you hear about the midget who died playing tennis? He fell off the ping pong table.
He's opening a Comet Ping-Pong franchise.
If you want to check if it's working, you need to `ping pong`
I suck at it.
The paddlewan.
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