Ping Pong Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Ping Pong jokes. There are some ping pong chun jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these ping pong ping puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Humorous Ping Pong Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life

How many people with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Want to play ping pong?

I just got a new doorbell that when the button is pressed has a gorilla singing about table tennis.

It's called The King Kong Ping Pong Sing Song Ding Dong

I was playing ping pong with Jesus

Me: Ok that's 3-2 me, and it's my serve now

Jesus: ...

Me: Jesus give me the ball

Jesus: The son of Man came not to be served but to serve

Sex is like ping pong

A never ending push and pull until one partner loses the ball

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Why can't Michael Jackson play ping-pong anymore?

He's dead

A Chinese man comes home

A Chinese man comes home and says to his father:

"Dad, I'm in love with ping-pong!"

Dad replies:

"You should marry her then, son!"

My dad used to beat me at ping pong.

Now he just beats me.

Ping Pong joke, My dad used to beat me at ping pong.

What's Chinese and climbs the Empire State Building?

Ping Pong

The Tennis Playing Midget

Did you hear about the midget who died playing tennis? He fell off the ping pong table.

Roy Moore has quit the Alabama senate race.

He's opening a Comet Ping-Pong franchise.

Why is the best name for a server "Pong"?

If you want to check if it's working, you need to `ping pong`

You can explore ping pong ching reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean ping pong beer pong dad jokes. There are also ping pong puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

What do you call a Jedi playing ping pong?

The paddlewan.

How do you beat jesus at ping pong?

Make him use his hand as a paddle.

Sex is like ping pong.

I suck at it.

A monkey called King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping pong and have a sing-song. What noise does his doorbell make?

Buzz

What do you call a Chinese back and forth?

Ping pong.

Ping Pong joke, What do you call a Chinese back and forth?

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the ping pong tong puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working ping pong badminton piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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