Ping Pong Jokes

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How many people with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Want to play ping pong?

I just got a new doorbell that when the button is pressed has a gorilla singing about table tennis.

It's called The King Kong Ping Pong Sing Song Ding Dong

I was playing ping pong with Jesus

Me: Ok that's 3-2 me, and it's my serve now

Jesus: ...

Me: Jesus give me the ball

Jesus: The son of Man came not to be served but to serve

Sex is like ping pong

A never ending push and pull until one partner loses the ball

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Why can't Michael Jackson play ping-pong anymore?

He's dead

A Chinese man comes home

A Chinese man comes home and says to his father:

"Dad, I'm in love with ping-pong!"

Dad replies:

"You should marry her then, son!"

The Tennis Playing Midget

Did you hear about the midget who died playing tennis? He fell off the ping pong table.

Roy Moore has quit the Alabama senate race.

He's opening a Comet Ping-Pong franchise.

Why is the best name for a server "Pong"?

If you want to check if it's working, you need to `ping pong`

Sex is like ping pong.

I suck at it.

What do you call a Jedi playing ping pong?

The paddlewan.

What's Chinese and climbs the Empire State Building?

Ping Pong

A monkey called King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping pong and have a sing-song. What noise does his doorbell make?


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