Ping Jokes
60 ping jokes and hilarious ping puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about ping that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Are you looking for some hilarious ping-pong related jokes? Check out this article for some hilarious puns, gags, and knock-knock jokes about ping pong, Covid ping, ping pong balls, ping pong tables, Hao, Pong, and Ling!
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Funniest Ping Short Jokes
Short ping jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The ping humour may include short pong jokes also.
- I was playing ping pong with Jesus Me: Ok that's 3-2 me, and it's my serve now
Jesus: ...
Me: Jesus give me the ball
Jesus: The son of Man came not to be served but to serve - A Chinese man comes home A Chinese man comes home and says to his father:
"Dad, I'm in love with ping-pong!"
Dad replies:
"You should marry her then, son!" - The Tennis Playing Midget Did you hear about the midget who died playing tennis? He fell off the ping pong table.
- A Chinese woman who was a chronic masturbator crossdressed to enlist in the army Her name was Fa Ping
- Kim Jong Un, Xi Jin ping and Putin walk into a bar.....
- Roy Moore has quit the Alabama senate race. He's opening a Comet Ping-Pong franchise.
- You know what every Asian is dreaming about? 30ms ping
- Why is the best name for a server "Pong"? If you want to check if it's working, you need to `ping pong`
- What do you call a Jedi playing ping pong? The paddlewan.
- How do you beat jesus at ping pong? Make him use his hand as a paddle.
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Ping One Liners
Which ping one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with ping? I can suggest the ones about pitch and poke.
- What's the name of the fastest Chinese online game player? Lo Ping
- I have a Chinese friend with really bad internet His name is Hai Ping
- How many people with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? Want to play ping pong?
- Who's the fastest runner in the chinese olympic team? Mr. Do Ping
- Who's a gamers favourite Asian Lo Ping
- What do you call an Asian woman who lives next to a data centre? Ping Lo.
- Excited about Net Neutrality Repeal Now all my opponents will have the same ping as I.
- Recently got into Anti-Jokes Why can't Michael Jackson play ping-pong anymore?
He's dead - What do you call Aladdin when he has high ping? Alaggin
- Who lead the Chinese empire into the Wi-Fi age Emperor Ping
- Who invented the machine for writing? A chinese man by the name of Tai Ping.
- I have a bad ping. It might be terminal.
- My dad used to beat me at ping pong. Now he just beats me.
- Ancient China should be credited for inventing toilet paper. The inventor was Wai Ping.
- What's Chinese and climbs the Empire State Building? Ping Pong
Cheerful Fun Ping Jokes to Brighten Your Day with Humor and Joy
What funny jokes about ping you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pond jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make ping pranks.
Why do we call the .pdf files P D F?
I was thinking the other day about *.pdf files. We always call them P D F, like the letters. We have *.jpegs, I have heard people say *.png and *.dll as ping and dull files, but not *.pdf.
Well, if we did, you could hear someone say, "Hey Bob, I sent you the Piddif-files. Hope you like them!"
Pinguino Helado
Había una vez un pinguino que se llamaba helado, salio al sol y se derritió ........ jajajaja
A monkey called King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping pong and have a sing-song. What noise does his doorbell make?
Buzz
If Pingu started a metal band...
It would be called Slipnoot
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s**... is like ping pong
A never ending push and pull until one partner loses the ball
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s**... is like ping pong.
I s**... at it.
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I just got a new doorbell that when the button is pressed has a gorilla singing about table tennis.
It's called The King Kong Ping Pong Sing Song Ding d**...
Why does Pingu main McCree in Overwatch?
Because it's high NOOT.
What does Pingu say when he feels suicidal?
Noose Noose
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Caught my ping smoking w**... while playing online
Now it became high
What do you call a Chinese back and forth?
Ping pong.
When pinguins fly,
you are probably drowning.
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Why Ping had to register as a s**... offender?
Because he is a groper.
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What do you call a Chinese anti-vaxxer?
Wu Ping Coff
Dr Eggman plays Counterstrike, and checks his connection...
"Low ping as usual, I see."
What did Pingu say to a girl he met on Tinder
Send noots.
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What do you call a Chinese guy on drugs?
High ping
What do a microwave an a M1 Garand have in common?
They both go "Ping!" when they're done.
What kind of women does President Xi Jing Ping like?
Vachina
What Do You Call High Ping In Russia?
Gulogs
What do Comcast and and an M1 Garand have in common?
Ping.
If Cinderella had a chinese name... and 2 brothers...
What would their names be?
Cinderella - Swee Ping
Brothers - Mo Ping & Wai Ping
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What's a chronic masturbators favorite part of the movie Mulan?
The part where she was Fa Ping.
