Pineapple Jokes

• Short Pineapple Jokes
• Pineapple One Liners
• Pineapple Pizza Jokes
• Pineapple Juice Jokes
• Upside Down Pineapple Jokes
• More Pineapple Jokes

Funniest Pineapple Short Jokes

Short pineapple jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pineapple humour may include short tomato jokes also.

1. I was reading through the ingredients for a fruit salad I'm making today It said: "Pineapples: five cubed."
   I'm not sure though, 125 will probably be too many.
2. Here's a joke my 5yo told us last night What do you call a pineapple with no yellow part?
   A cactus.
3. You may think i'm odd for eating ham and pineapple sandwiches.. But hey..
   That's just Hawaii roll.
4. From my 8 year old... What do you get when you mix a Christmas tree and an IPad? A pineapple.
   Don't ban me please.
5. Pineapple on pizza is like going down on your cousin. It tastes good, but something ain't right.
6. A pizza shop owner was found dead covered in pepporoni, mushrooms, ham and pineapple. Word is...he topped himself.
7. A blue man gives you a pineapple. A man with a horse for a head gives you a blender. A man with seven feet on each leg gives you a dragonfruit. What do you have? Schizophrenia.
8. The next person The next person that asks me for a pineapple juice, cranberry juice, lemonade and a slice of orange in the same cup is gonna get a punch.
9. A person was hit by a bus after he claimed pineapple goes with pizza... Also, I lost my bus license today.
10. Nike have unveiled a pair of trainers made from pineapple leather to appeal to Vegans... They tried other fruits, but reviews said the ones made from bananas felt too much like slippers.

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Pineapple One Liners

Which pineapple one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pineapple? I can suggest the ones about apple fruit and pizza topping.

1. What do you call the trend to cancel pineapples? #Banananas
2. What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad? A pineapple
3. A pineapple and a grapefruit fell in love But they're unhappy 'cause they cantaloupe
4. Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeleine McCann
5. What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Malaysia flight 370
6. From where do you get pineapple milk? From its pinenipples!
7. Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Bacteria
8. I'm having a bun filled with ham and pineapple for my lunch today That's Hawaii roll.
9. Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Failing students who like pineapple.
10. What do you call someone who likes pineapple but not on his pizza? Sane.
11. Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Bin Laden
12. What do you call a pineapple snake? Ananas-conda
13. I think my carbon monoxide detector is malfuctioning, but Pineapple laundry dictionary.
14. Why did Betty fall off the swing? Because Betty was a Pineapple
15. What is a Norwegian Blues favourite fruit? A Pine-Apple!

Pineapple Pizza Jokes

Here is a list of funny pineapple pizza jokes and even better pineapple pizza puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Knowledge is knowing that pineapples are not a type of apple Wisdom is knowing not to put them on pizza.
• What's the difference between dead babies and pineapples? I wouldn't dare put pineapple on my pizza.
• TIL the practice of putting pineapple on a pizza was invented by a Canadian man. I hope he is sorry about it.
• My friend said "onions are the only food that can make you cry." So INSTEAD of throwing a coconut at his head, I fed him Pineapple Pizza
• I'd make a pizza joke But there's pineapple on it so it might not be suited for everyone's taste.
• I like my women like I like my pineapples... Sweet, juicy and chopped into slices on cheese pizza.
• I have a pizza.....I have a pineapple UGH! Satan's creation.
• s**... is like pizza If you like it with pineapples, you're probably a s**... offender.
• s**... is like pizza Not everyone enjoys including pineapples
• A guy meets with his Tinder date and tells her to be like a pineapple pizza.. It s**...!

Pineapple Juice Jokes

Here is a list of funny pineapple juice jokes and even better pineapple juice puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I once... I once strained a can of pineapple juice into the sink thinking it was pineapple chunks.
• "So, what are your strengths ?" The interviewer asked " I always plan well ahead " I said .
  " Can you give me an example " she asked .
  " I drank a glass of pineapple juice before the interview."
• The next person who asks me for a mixture of apple juice, pineapple juice and lemon juice is gonna get a punch. Ecks dee
• How do you cure toxic masculinity? Drink pineapple juice, lay off the red meat.
• Wifey saw me buying a gallon of pineapple juice and said: "Sorry, I have o**... problem".

Upside Down Pineapple Jokes

Here is a list of funny upside down pineapple jokes and even better upside down pineapple puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• You know what they say about non sequiturs... I LOVE pineapple upside down cake!
  (I just made this up today, and I'm so proud. I told my coworkers, but they told me to stop doing drugs.)
• What's Eleven's favorite dessert? Pineapple upside-down cake.
• If you turn pineapple upside down cake right side up, it's just cake.

Comical Puns & Laughs: Enjoy Fun, Witty Pineapple Jokes with Friends.

What funny jokes about pineapple you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean watermelon jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pineapple pranks.