Pineapple Pizza Jokes

Funniest Pineapple Pizza Short Jokes

Short pineapple pizza jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pineapple pizza humour may include short pineapple jokes also.

1. Pineapple on pizza is like going down on your cousin. It tastes good, but something ain't right.
2. A pizza shop owner was found dead covered in pepporoni, mushrooms, ham and pineapple. Word is...he topped himself.
3. A person was hit by a bus after he claimed pineapple goes with pizza... Also, I lost my bus license today.
4. Knowledge is knowing that pineapples are not a type of apple Wisdom is knowing not to put them on pizza.
5. What's the difference between dead babies and pineapples? I wouldn't dare put pineapple on my pizza.
6. TIL the practice of putting pineapple on a pizza was invented by a Canadian man. I hope he is sorry about it.
7. My friend said "onions are the only food that can make you cry." So INSTEAD of throwing a coconut at his head, I fed him Pineapple Pizza
8. I'd make a pizza joke But there's pineapple on it so it might not be suited for everyone's taste.
9. I like my women like I like my pineapples... Sweet, juicy and chopped into slices on cheese pizza.

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Pineapple Pizza One Liners

Which pineapple pizza one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pineapple pizza? I can suggest the ones about pizza topping and pizza toppings.

1. What do you call someone who likes pineapple but not on his pizza? Sane.
2. I have a pizza.....I have a pineapple UGH! Satan's creation.
3. s**... is like pizza If you like it with pineapples, you're probably a s**... offender.
4. s**... is like pizza Not everyone enjoys including pineapples
5. A guy meets with his Tinder date and tells her to be like a pineapple pizza.. It s**...!
6. How did an Italian commit s**...? by placing a pineapple on pizza

Pineapple Pizza Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about pineapple pizza you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean hawaiian pizza jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pineapple pizza pranks.