Pineapple Jokes
66 pineapple jokes and hilarious pineapple puns to laugh out loud. Read food jokes about pineapple that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
This humorous article is sure to make you smile! Enjoy a laugh with fun pineapple jokes, from witty exchanges about pineapple pizza, pineapple juice, pineapple birthday cakes, and more. Discover the hilarity that can be found between the sweet and sour notes of a juicy pineapple and its citrusy rivals—oranges, cherries, and more! Find out why pineapples are the perfect punchline for these timeless jokes.
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Funniest Pineapple Short Jokes
Short pineapple jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pineapple humour may include short tomato jokes also.
- I was reading through the ingredients for a fruit salad I'm making today It said: "Pineapples: five cubed."
I'm not sure though, 125 will probably be too many. - Here's a joke my 5yo told us last night What do you call a pineapple with no yellow part?
A cactus. - You may think i'm odd for eating ham and pineapple sandwiches.. But hey..
That's just Hawaii roll. - From my 8 year old... What do you get when you mix a Christmas tree and an IPad? A pineapple.
Don't ban me please. - A pizza shop owner was found dead covered in pepporoni, mushrooms, ham and pineapple. Word is...he topped himself.
- A blue man gives you a pineapple. A man with a horse for a head gives you a blender. A man with seven feet on each leg gives you a dragonfruit. What do you have? Schizophrenia.
- The next person The next person that asks me for a pineapple juice, cranberry juice, lemonade and a slice of orange in the same cup is gonna get a punch.
- A person was hit by a bus after he claimed pineapple goes with pizza... Also, I lost my bus license today.
- Nike have unveiled a pair of trainers made from pineapple leather to appeal to Vegans... They tried other fruits, but reviews said the ones made from bananas felt too much like slippers.
- Knowledge is knowing that pineapples are not a type of apple Wisdom is knowing not to put them on pizza.
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Pineapple One Liners
Which pineapple one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pineapple? I can suggest the ones about apple fruit and pizza topping.
- What do you call the trend to cancel pineapples? #Banananas
- What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad? A pineapple
- A pineapple and a grapefruit fell in love But they're unhappy 'cause they cantaloupe
- Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeleine McCann
- What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Malaysia flight 370
- From where do you get pineapple milk? From its pinenipples!
- Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Bacteria
- I'm having a bun filled with ham and pineapple for my lunch today That's Hawaii roll.
- Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Failing students who like pineapple.
- What do you call someone who likes pineapple but not on his pizza? Sane.
- Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Bin Laden
- What do you call a pineapple snake? Ananas-conda
- I think my carbon monoxide detector is malfuctioning, but Pineapple laundry dictionary.
- Why did Betty fall off the swing? Because Betty was a Pineapple
- What is a Norwegian Blues favourite fruit? A Pine-Apple!
Pineapple Pizza Jokes
Here is a list of funny pineapple pizza jokes and even better pineapple pizza puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What's the difference between dead babies and pineapples? I wouldn't dare put pineapple on my pizza.
- TIL the practice of putting pineapple on a pizza was invented by a Canadian man. I hope he is sorry about it.
- I'd make a pizza joke But there's pineapple on it so it might not be suited for everyone's taste.
- I like my women like I like my pineapples... Sweet, juicy and chopped into slices on cheese pizza.
- I have a pizza.....I have a pineapple UGH! Satan's creation.
Pineapple Juice Jokes
Here is a list of funny pineapple juice jokes and even better pineapple juice puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I once... I once strained a can of pineapple juice into the sink thinking it was pineapple chunks.
- "So, what are your strengths ?" The interviewer asked " I always plan well ahead " I said .
" Can you give me an example " she asked .
" I drank a glass of pineapple juice before the interview."
Upside Down Pineapple Jokes
Here is a list of funny upside down pineapple jokes and even better upside down pineapple puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- You know what they say about non sequiturs... I LOVE pineapple upside down cake!
(I just made this up today, and I'm so proud. I told my coworkers, but they told me to stop doing drugs.) - What's Eleven's favorite dessert? Pineapple upside-down cake.
- If you turn pineapple upside down cake right side up, it's just cake.
Comical Puns & Laughs: Enjoy Fun, Witty Pineapple Jokes with Friends.
What funny jokes about pineapple you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean watermelon jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pineapple pranks.
Was talking religion over at a Chinese restaurant with some friends when...
one friend pondered if there were any Chinese Jews.. Nobody at the table had ever heard of one so we decided to ask our server. We called him over and inquired if he knew of any any Chinese Jews.,. He looked a little perplexed and said he would go and ask his manager. He returned some minutes later declaring that to his knowledge there were no Chinese Jews.. He only knew of Orange, Pineapple and Cranberry....
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Two Missionaries...
Two missionaries were ascending a hill in an expedition to convert the hostile unreached jungle inhabitants.
Since very few had ever returned alive from the unfriendly summit very little was known. The two agreed that the best way to win them over was with gifts from their food provisions.
They reached a pass where only one was able to ascend at a time. As the first man cleared the pass, he was immediately set upon by the natives. They took his large pack, pulled the large bunch of bananas out, and distributed them amongst themselves.
The natives began a strange ritual that involved shoving the bananas into their rectums and dancing about in a manner similar to the Māori Haka.
At first, the m**... was horrified by what he saw but he started to giggle and then broke into an hysterical cackle.
The dancings stopped and the leader said, "Why you laugh?"
The m**... said, "my friend is coming with pineapples!"
I Hate My Life
I hate my life. I'm 22 and work at a fast food restaurant where my coworker hates me with a burning passion.
I'm extremely underpaid and if I ask for a raise my boss will kill me. I hate my town and the people in it. But I can't leave because I don't have a license.
And do you want to hear the worst part?
I live in a pineapple under the sea.
A pineapple walks into a bar and orders a drink.
The bartender looks up and says, "sorry we don't serve food here."
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I just met the most poor guy on this planet
He is the most hated person in his city despite being a nice guy, his boss pays him almost no money, his best friend is a total idiot, the only girl that talks to him lives in her own bubble, and the worst:
He lives in a pineapple under the sea.....
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Pineapple on pizza is like going down on your cousin.
It tastes good, but something ain't right.
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s**... is like pizza
If you like it with pineapples, you're probably a s**... offender.
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
No one, they don't grow underwater and don't act as houses.
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The next person who asks me for a mixture of apple juice, pineapple juice and lemon juice is gonna get a punch.
Ecks dee
Why is there no such thing as a punapple?
Because the best puns come in pears.
(Original joke made up by me and my friend the other day as we were high and ate pineapple... the asparagus guy inspired me to share)
It would make sense if Spongebob was homeless in real life
Because who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Mr. Pineapple and his Honey Melon are berry in love..
"Sweety, we are ripe for a wedding! Let's invite olive our fruity friends!"
"Are you sure we cantaloupe?"
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Why was the shark eating pineapples?
Because it makes s**... taste better.
Guys with good taste
Her: I like guys with good taste
Him: Lucky for you, I've been eating pineapple all day
Her: What?
Him: What?
As she glared at me as we sat in the hospital,
It occurred to me that we probably should've changed our safe word from "pineapple" when we started experimenting with produce.
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A man walks into a bar with a pineapple on his head.
The bartender looks at him quizzically and says Mate. Why the h**... do you have a pineapple on your head?! The man answers Oh, it's ok. I always wear a pineapple on my head on Tuesdays. The bartender says But it's Thursday... Upon hearing this the man's face changes to a look of abject horror and he says Oh God! I'm so embarrassed!!
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I've come here to make non sequiturs and kick a**...,
and I'm all out of pineapples.
