Pine Nuts Jokes
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I've started using garlic in my magic act. First I start by crushing it, adding basil and some pine nuts and then I blend them altogether with some Parmesan and olive oil...
Then…hey…pesto!
What do you call Basil, Pine Nuts, and Olive Oil with a bad attitude?
Pestomistic
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A Squirrel in Sitting in a Tree Eating Some Nuts When Suddenly the Tree Starts to Shake Violently.
He looks down and sees an elephant climbing the tree.
The squirrel says "hey elephant, what are you doing?"
The elephant replies "I'm climbing this tree to eat some pears!"
"You d**...," says the squirrel, "this is a pine tree... there's no pears up here."
The elephant says "I know, I brought my own!"
What do you get when one person thinks that there are 18 pine nuts in a pine cone and another person thinks there is 17 pine nuts in the same pine cone?
A difference of a piñon!
I changed up how I make my basil, garlic and pine nuts sauce
And pesto-chango, I had a new recipe.
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My Grandpa has pine nuts.
His c**... smells like Christmas.
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