Pine Jokes

Funniest Pine Short Jokes

Short pine jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pine humour may include short vine jokes also.

1. You know you're drunk when you've got to swerve to avoid a pine tree in the middle of the road... ...only to realize it was the air freshener hanging from your rear view mirror.
2. What did the pine say to the oak when both were being chopped down for lumber? Life is such a beech.
3. What did scorpion say when Sub-Zero wouldn't stop pining over his ex-girlfriend? Get Over Her!
4. I've started using garlic in my magic act. First I start by crushing it, adding basil and some pine nuts and then I blend them altogether with some Parmesan and olive oil... Then…hey…pesto!
5. When Chris Pine was approached to star in Christopher Nolan's new war time epic.. "No thanks I've done Kirk"
6. If a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it... Do the other trees Pine?
7. What do you call a meeting exclusively attended by pine, juniper and fir trees? A coniference.
8. What do you get when one person thinks that there are 18 pine nuts in a pine cone and another person thinks there is 17 pine nuts in the same pine cone? A difference of a piñon!
9. Apparently they asked Chris Pine if he wanted to be in the new Christopher Nolan movie that's out this week ... "No done Kirk" he said.
10. What types of trees never get Christmas presents? Knotty Pines.

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Pine One Liners

Which pine one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pine? I can suggest the ones about pins and pond.

1. People say some pine trees are better than others. I say it's a matter of a pinyon.
2. What did the doctor say to the tree? Don't worry, everything will be pine!
3. What do you call an atheist in a six foot pine box? All dressed up, with no place to go.
4. How do tree's like their ice cream? In a pine cone.
5. An ex stonemason spent his days pining for his old life. He took it for granite.
6. I've got an allergy to Pine, Fir, and Cedar. … All I want for Xmas is Yew.
7. What do you call Basil, Pine Nuts, and Olive Oil with a bad attitude? Pestomistic
8. Did you hear about the pine trees that fought in the forest? It was a pitched battle.
9. Which tree is the most pensive? The ponder-osa pine.
10. My pig stepped on a land mind under a tree… Now I have a porky pine.
11. I just tripped on a tree It was a real pine in my rear
12. Which trees miss you the most? Pine trees
13. What do you call a ham you really want? Pork-you-pine!
14. Did you hear about the pine tree that ate the old man? They said it was coniferous
15. When a pine needle falls to the ground.. does it become a supine needle?

Pine Tree Jokes

Here is a list of funny pine tree jokes and even better pine tree puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why did the arborist plant new pine trees on their front lawn? To spruce things up a bit.
• What do women and pine trees have in common? Every time you try to get on one, they ruin it by getting sappy.
• What did the evergreen tree say to it's love interest? "Oh, how I pine for you!"
• What do you call a dead pine tree? A nevergreen
• My 4 year old daughter looks out the window She says "what is wrong with the tree"?
  I look outside and say "nothing, it's pine".
• How did the pine tree get AIDS? Dirty needles.
• Why did the tree keep getting grounded? Because it was s knotty pine!
• I work at a tree stand, and had to my first return today. I was worried that it might be a hassle, but it turned out pine.
• Why did the pine tree fall over? It had too many cones
• You know what kind of tree I would be? A knotty Pine

Pine Nut Jokes

Here is a list of funny pine nut jokes and even better pine nut puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I changed up how I make my basil, garlic and pine nuts sauce And pesto-chango, I had a new recipe.
• My Grandpa has pine nuts. His c**... smells like Christmas.

Pine Cone Jokes

Here is a list of funny pine cone jokes and even better pine cone puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do you call a pine cone that creates exact replicas of itself? A pine clone
• Why are pine trees always s**... ? They have to many cones

Ridiculous Pine Jokes to Spark Fun and Laughter

What funny jokes about pine you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean woods jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pine pranks.