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115 pin jokes and hilarious pin puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pin that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

This article takes a look at the best pin jokes around! From the classic rolling pin to the beloved bobby pin, there are plenty of laughs to be had. Learn about the many different types of pins - from safety pins to bowling pins, Molly's Min Pin to Pinhead's Minuets - and enjoy a good chuckle.

Best Short Pin Jokes

Short pin jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pin humour may include short molly jokes also.

  1. Chuck Norris once threw a grenade and killed 50 men. It exploded and killed 20 more. Then he threw the pin and killed 10 more men.
  2. Chuck Norris joke, cause it's been a while Chuck Norris pull the pin in a grenade, threw it, killed 50 men, and then the grenade exploded.
  3. Is it possible to stop a grenade from exploding by putting the pin back in? I need a quick answer to this question
  4. I bought a grenade today... Things went terribly wrong when the cashier asked me for my PIN.
  5. This will blow your mind! If you take the pin out of a grenade and put your ear to the hole you can hear the faint sound of the world wide I.Q average increasing.
  6. A blonde threw a grenade at another So she pulled the pin and threw it back.
    The first then asks, "What should I do with this pin?"
  7. I bought a world map for my room, I'm gonna put a pin on everywhere that i've travelled… … but first I gotta travel to the top 2 corners of the map so it won't fall down.
    (Mitch Hedberg 2003)
  8. After an extremely tense argument with my girlfriend, the house was so quiet you could hear a pin drop. Things got a lot worse when I saw the grenade fly towards me.
  9. Hey guys quick question, can you put a pin back in a grenade? Gonna need a fast answer for this one...
  10. What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? You pick up the grenade from the ground, pull the pin, and throw it back.

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Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about pin can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of pin puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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Pin One Liners

Which pin one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pin? I can suggest the ones about rolling pin and bowling pin.

  1. When you pull the pin on a grenade, how do you put it back in? Quick answers please.
  2. Can you put the pin back in a grenade? It's kind of urgent. Need and answer fast.
  3. A blonde threw a grenade at me So I pulled the pin and threw it back
  4. PIN number My PIN number is the last four digits of pi
  5. Why did the bowling pins stop working? They went on strike!
  6. Can you put a pin back in a grenade? no really guys I need an answer ASAP
  7. What is Jeremy Clarkson's PIN number? Nought two sixty.
  8. I'm trying to get in touch with my old judo instructor. He is a hard man to pin down!
  9. Axl Rose sat on a pin. Axl Rose.
  10. How do you stop a baby from walking in circles? Pin its other hand to the ground.
  11. how do you put a pin back into a grenade? There apparently is no way, so you jus
  12. What sounds like a pin hitting the floor, but louder? A PIN HITTING THE FLOOR.
  13. What do you call an African who plays 10 pin bowling online? Ebola.
  14. What did Jesus feel before he was nailed to the cross? Pins and Needles
  15. Mary Rose sat on a pin Mary rose!

Bowling Pin Jokes

Here is a list of funny bowling pin jokes and even better bowling pin puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I ask my wife the same thing everytime I knock down 10 pins in one roll at a bowling alley. "How's that strike ya?"
  • I'm starting a business that is half bowling alley and half safe injection site. It's going to be called "Pins & Needles".
  • Which sport is the quietest? Bowling. You can hear a pin drop.
  • What's the Chinese minister for bowling sport's name? Bo Ling
    What's the Korean minister for bowling sport's name?
    Bo Ling-Pin.
  • I told my wife that I'd gotten a new job at the bowling alley She said ten pin?
    I said no it's permanent!
  • Just started work at a bowling alley. It's not a career it's Ten pin

Rolling Pin Jokes

Here is a list of funny rolling pin jokes and even better rolling pin puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • If people had to pay rolling pins, They'd be rollin' in the dough.
  • Got home from the pub at 3'o clock this morning.
    The wife was waiting at the door with a rolling pin.
    I said to her, "what are you doing..baking..at this time of the night" ?
  • So a guy s**... lays on top n' stuff on many rolling pins and does a good job. He's on a roll!

Bobby Pin Jokes

Here is a list of funny bobby pin jokes and even better bobby pin puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What is the formal name of the Bobby Pin? The Robert Pin.
  • What would you call an older Bobby pin? Robert

Safety Pin Jokes

Here is a list of funny safety pin jokes and even better safety pin puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I got stabbed in the eye with a safety pin. I still don't see the irony.

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TIL After Nigeria was unable to win any medals in this year's Olympics, the Nigerian Sports Minister personally offered to refund all the expenses of fans that traveled to Brazil.

He said he just needs their bank details and pin numbers to complete the transaction.

After his team was eliminated from the World Cup,

The Nigerian captain personally offered to refund all expenses that fans of his country paid for to travel to Brazil.
According to sources close to the player, he just needs their bank details and pin numbers to complete the transactions.

If anyone ever figured out my secret 4-digit code, I'd be s**...! They'd have my bank pin #, phone unlock code, front door lock code...

...they'd even know my birth year!

Going through customs at a US airport

Customs agent: Do you have anything to declare today?
Me: *starts sweating* ummmmm no. *trips and falls. Hundred of Kinder eggs spill from my pockets, jacket and bag*
Customs agent: GET ON THE FLOOR NOW!
Me: But, I am -
*armed guards swarm around and pin me down*
Armed guards: WHAT'S IN THE EGGS!!!
Me: I don't know, it's a surprise!!
(Sorry if the formatting s**.... On mobile)

What do you do if a blonde person throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

8621. If this makes it to the front page, odds are it's someone's ATM PIN.

...it was mine.

Latvian joke.

I tell Latvian joke:
Latvian man very hungry.
He go in minefield, look for potato feed family.
Many hours, he suddenly find big potato, size of fist!
He quickly pull out pin, put in mouth, s**... whole thing.
Then he say "But why was there pin in potat "
End from joke.

After facing down the sadistic bowling ball who just finished killing his entire family, the last remaining bowling pin had one final, desperate plea as the ball menacingly approached him...

"Spare me."

Only a bank ATM will charge you $3 to get your money back

Then tell you to cover your pin so you don't get robbed.

My friend gave me a new "magic" golf ball.

As long as you put to within 3 inches of the pin, the ball will always find its way to the hole.
He did not recommend I keep it in my back pocket.

You know you're drunk when...

...you get home, put food in the microwave, and then enter your pin number.

My wife called me from the cash machine for the card's pin number

I said 7496
she said it didnt work
I said 7469
she said it didnt work
I said 4796
she said the machine took away the card
I said thank god

A wife his her husband with a rolling pin

A wife hits her Husband with a rolling pin, the husband says ouch! What was that for?
The wife then tells him I found a piece of paper with the name Jenny on it
The husband then tells her that Jenny was the name of the horse he put a bet on last week.
The wife apologises to him.
The next the wife hits her husband with a rolling pin.
The husband says ouch! What was that for?
The wife then says your horse is on the phone

I was having a hard time remembering my PIN on my debit card....

So I changed it to 0911. That way I never forget.

A boy pokes a girl with a pin at church

The church priest asks the girl a question "who is our lord and savior?" *the boy stabs her with the pin* she yells "JESUS CHRIST" the priest says "good good, who created us" *the boy stabs her again* she yells "GOD ALMIGHTY" the priest says "good good, now, what did Eve say to Adam after they had their 42nd child?" *he stabs her again* the girl screams "IF YOU PUT THAT THING IN MY ONE MORE TIME IM GONNA SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR t**...!" The priest faints..

What's a police officer's favorite party game?

Pin the m**... on the black guy

A man goes to church for confession....

A man goes to Church to confess..............
Man: Hi Father, my five years old Son is very naughty.
He made all the female servants pregnant.
Father: Incredulously, and how on earth did he do it???
Man: He took a pin and punched holes in all my condoms
Pre-

A group of men are out sailing when they decide to see what the chef is cooking for dinner.

They walk in and, being that he doesn't have a rolling pin, see him flattening biscuits with his armpit.
That's disgusting! o**... says to the other.
Yeah, well you should see how he makes donuts!

Did you know that if you pull the pin off of grenade and hold it up to your ear

You can actually hear the world getting smarter.

What did the inflatable principal say to the inflatable student who brought a pin to the inflatable school?

Not only have you let me down, you have also let the school down but mainly you have let yourself down.

The Nigerian football team apologize for their poor performance in yesterday's match.

They will be issuing refunds for anyone who purchased tickets. Just send in your bank details and pin number...

Got arrested today and the cops said they needed to take my fingerprints and put them on file. But when we got to the station, the sergeant said they'd run out of fingerprint ink.

So they just asked for 6 digit passcode instead.
I think they're trying to PIN something on me.

What do you do when a blonde soldier throws a grenade at you?

pull the pin and throw it back

A man proudly sporting an I Love Trump pin passes a liberal man on the sidewalk. As he does so, he trips and falls.

Oh my god! Exclaims the liberal, Are you alt-right?

What type of cereal goes to the gym twice a day?

Shredded wheat.
I wish I could pin this joke on a 4-year-old, I'm so sorry

If you pull the pin out ofa grenade, is it possible to put it back in it so it won't explode?

I kinda need a quick response

na today be today

*An American, an English man, and a Nigerian were on a ship. Suddenly the Devil appeared and said, Drop anything in the sea, if I find it I will eat u, If I can't, I will be your s**...! The American dropped a pin, the Devil found it and ate him. The English man dropped a coin, the Devil found it and ate him too. The Nigerian opened a bottle of water, poured it in the sea and said, Na today be today, go find am! .

I was involved in quite a bad e**... the other day.

I was buying a grenade and the woman at the counter said "Can I have your pin please?"

Pull the pin out of a grenade...

and you can keep it for the rest of your life.

I know Jeremy Clarkson's PIN number.

It's Zero-Two-Sixty
Cr

Two blondes are out shopping

When they're done they head back to their convertible, but suddenly realize they locked the keys inside the car.
While they stand there, not knowing what to do, one of the blondes finally has the bright idea to try and pick the lock with her bobby pin.
The other blonde looks up worriedly at the sky and says, "Hurry up! It's about to rain and we left the top down!"

After getting acupuncture, my chronic muscle pain is completely gone.

The pin really is mightier than the sore.

What do you do if a Blonde throws a pin at you?

Run! She has a grenade in her mouth.

What do you do if a blonde girl throws a grenade at you?

You remove the pin then throw it back at her.

I heard that your mom uses her weight as her phone's pin code.

Guess that's why Apple changed it from four digits to six.

Two men get into an elevator

Two men get into an elevator in a doctors office. One man, beaming says to the other, "I just got a brand new hearing aid. It works great; if you were to drop a pin, I could hear it; if a mouse were to sneeze cross the street, I would hear it." The second man replies "thats impressive, what kind is it?" The first man looks down at his watch and says "11 o'clock."

What do you do if an Irishman throws a pin at you?

Run like h**... - he's got a hand grenade in his mouth.

10 pins were crossing a railway track. Suddenly they saw a train approaching them. 9 pins were able to cross. But the 10th pin couldn't make it and the train went over it. But nothing happened to that pin. Why?

Because it was a safety pin!

What should you do if an Aussie throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

What's a pin without a point?

Pointless. ^^^I'm ^^^sorry

After Nigeria was eliminated from the world cup the Nigerian captain personally offered to refund all the expenses of fans that traveled to Brazil.

He said he just needs their bank details and pin numbers to complete the transaction.

Angela Rose

Angela Rose sat on a pin. Angela rose.

Did you hear about the dress maker who went to the ATM?

She was electrocuted when she put in her pin.

Irish SAS

The Irish SAS were dropped into Russia last week with orders to take Vladimir Putin out……
So far…. news reports say …… he's been to the cinema twice……… and last night they went Ten Pin Bowling…..!

I take pride in being a gentleman.

"Do you want me to pay?" I asked.
She said, "Oh, yes please."
"No problem," I replied. "All I'll need is your card and your pin code."

Chuck Norris pulled a pin on a grenade, threw it, and killed ten men.

...then the grenade exploded.

I got my girlfriend a push pin for our anniversary

Pretty tacky, isn't it?

Alright, man. We'll finish working on your voodoo doll tomorrow. But for now...

...let's just put a pin in it.

I know there is something that I need to hang my notes on wall.

Just can't quite pin down on what it is.

Blonde Jokes

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You pull the pin and throw it back!
How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? Tell her a joke on Tuesday.
Why can't a blonde dial 911? Because they can't find the 11.
A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face replied,
"You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer."
Now your turn!

What to do if a blonde girl throws a grenade at you

Just pull the pin and throw it back

Did you hear about the inflatable boy at the inflatable school who was sent to see the inflatable headmistress for bringing in a pin?

She said: You've let me down, you've let yourself down, but worst of all you've let the whole school down.

Him: "Why do you always have to correct everything I say? What are you, trying to earn your Pedantry Badge in Boy Scouts or something?"

Me: "It's actually a pin, not a badge..."

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Catch the pin

What do you do if an Islamist throws a pin at you?

Run. He still has the grenade in his teeth.

What do you call a pin head with dandruff?

A snow cone

A cash machine has just charged me two pound for a transaction but told me to cover my PIN to prevent from being robbed. Pretty ironic if you ask me

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