Pimples Jokes

26 pimples jokes and hilarious pimples puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pimples that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Pimples Short Jokes

Short pimples jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pimples humour may include short pimple face jokes also.

  1. What is the difference between a priest and a pimple A pimple will wait till you are 12 to come on your face
  2. What the difference between a catholic priest and a pimple? Pimples wait until puberty to come on your face.
  3. What's the difference between a pimple and a priest? A pimple waits until you're a teenager before it comes on your face.
  4. What's the difference between a priest and a pimple? Pimples don't come on boys faces till they hit 13
  5. What's the difference between a preacher and pimples? Pimples come on your face AFTER puberty!
  6. What is the difference between a pimple and a Catholic Priest? A pimple doesn't come on a boys face until he's 13.
    This joke is all in good fun, sorry if anyone happens to be offended!
  7. You know whats the difference between a pimple and a pastor? The pimple doesnt come on your face before youre 13.
  8. What did the pimple say to the other pimple when she stole the first pimple's boyfriend. Get away from him you dirty pore!
  9. What does a priest and a pimple have in similar They both don't ask when they come on your face
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Pimples One Liners

Which pimples one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pimples? I can suggest the ones about acne and wrinkles.

  1. What do you call it when a spider gets a pimple? Arachne
  2. What did one pimple say to another? Hey, what up cyst-ah?
  3. The pimple on my forehead is enormous. It practically has its own zit code.
  4. At first, I really hated the large pimple on my nose. But it's grown on me.
  5. My wife is into these pimple popping videos on YouTube. She's completely abcessed.
  6. Do you know what your pimples do while you're asleep? Nothing really, the just zit there.
  7. If I had a pimple for every time a child told me about my acne I'd look like I do now
  8. Why did Mr. Liotta's pimple hate black people? Because it was Ray's Cyst.
  9. Good News: you have no more Pimples! Bad News: Because no more space
  10. What is a Pimple's Favorite Genre of Music? Pop.
  11. Love is like a pimple Once you squeeze the juices out, it just goes away.
  12. What do you call someone who identifies as a pimple? Cyst-gendered
  13. Yo mama so fat when they took pictures of Earth it looked like Earth had a pimple.
  14. What do you call pimples on the back of your knee? Back-knee Bacne!
  15. Why pop a pimple? When u can popeye's

Pimples joke, Why pop a pimple?

Loads of Fun with Charming Humor Pimples Jokes

What funny jokes about pimples you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean scars jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pimples pranks.

What do pimples and social media influencers have in common?

They both start off small, randomly grow huge, explode, then leave a n**... scar until one day we forget they were ever there.
That's all guys, bye.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and pimples?

Pimples will wait till you're 14 to come on you're face.

What's the difference between Catholic priests and pimples?

Pimples don't come on a boy's face until he's thirteen.

What are those little pimples on a female a**... around her n**...?

It's Braille for "s**... here!"

What's the difference between a Priest and Pimples?

Pimples don't come on your face until you're at least 13.

Pimples joke, What's the difference between a Priest and Pimples?