Pim Jokes
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What does an English p**... do, after having tea and crumpets?
Tally h**....
A man bets his boss 5000$...
that he (the boss) has a pimple on his ass.
"No way!" - says the boss and accepts the bet.
He opens his ass to show to the man. The man says: "It's too dark here, move to the window so I can see better". The boss moves to the window. "Ok, you were right, there is no pimple on your ass". He gives the boss 5000$.
"But why would you do that?", asked the boss, bewildered.
"Yesterday I have bet your colleagues 10000$ that today at exactly 3 o'clock they would see your ass through your office window"
Did you hear about the dyslexic p**...?
He bought a warehouse
Why wouldn't the p**... water his lawn?
He couldn't trust his hose.
What is the difference between a priest and a pimple
A pimple will wait till you are 12 to come on your face
What the difference between a catholic priest and a pimple?
Pimples wait until puberty to come on your face.
What do you call a Mexican-Canadian p**... business?
h**..., eh?
What does a p**... gnome use to make his money?
The garden h**....
What's the difference between a pimple and a priest?
A pimple waits until you're a teenager before it comes on your face.
What's the difference between a priest and a pimple?
Pimples don't come on boys faces till they hit 13
Why does Gandalf never dress as a p**... for halloween?
Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.
Finally found out why MTV doesn't do crossover episodes
The FCC had some serious problems with "p**... my Pregnant 16 Year Old."
What do pirates and pimps both have in common....
...they both say "yo h**..." and plunder the bootie!
Compliments of my gf :)
Classroom Nerd
(In a high school class room)
Girl: Do you see that F@#$ING nerd over there.
Teacher: Don't be so mean, he could be your boss one day.
Nerd: Sorry I don't plan on being a p**...
What do you call a p**... who maintains the ideal number of prostitutes per customer?
Horatio
What do you call it when a spider gets a pimple?
Arachne
What do pimps and farmers have in common?
They both need a h**... to stay in business.
What's a pirate and a p**...'s worst nightmare?
Sunken chest, and no b**...
Did you hear about the dyslexic p**...?
He ended up buying a warehouse.
What is the difference between a pimple and a Catholic Priest?
A pimple doesn't come on a boys face until he's 13.
This joke is all in good fun, sorry if anyone happens to be offended!
What's the difference between a preacher and pimples?
Pimples come on your face AFTER puberty!
Did you hear about the dyslexic p**...?
He owned a warehouse
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