Pim Jokes

These are 65 pim jokes and hilarious pim puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pim that are good jokes for kids and friends.

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What does an English p**... do, after having tea and crumpets?

Tally h**....

A man bets his boss 5000$...

that he (the boss) has a pimple on his ass.
"No way!" - says the boss and accepts the bet.
He opens his ass to show to the man. The man says: "It's too dark here, move to the window so I can see better". The boss moves to the window. "Ok, you were right, there is no pimple on your ass". He gives the boss 5000$.
"But why would you do that?", asked the boss, bewildered.
"Yesterday I have bet your colleagues 10000$ that today at exactly 3 o'clock they would see your ass through your office window"

Did you hear about the dyslexic p**...?

He bought a warehouse

Why wouldn't the p**... water his lawn?

He couldn't trust his hose.

What is the difference between a priest and a pimple

A pimple will wait till you are 12 to come on your face

What the difference between a catholic priest and a pimple?

Pimples wait until puberty to come on your face.

What do you call a Mexican-Canadian p**... business?

h**..., eh?

What does a p**... gnome use to make his money?

The garden h**....

What's the difference between a pimple and a priest?

A pimple waits until you're a teenager before it comes on your face.

What's the difference between a priest and a pimple?

Pimples don't come on boys faces till they hit 13

Why does Gandalf never dress as a p**... for halloween?

Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

Finally found out why MTV doesn't do crossover episodes

The FCC had some serious problems with "p**... my Pregnant 16 Year Old."

What do pirates and pimps both have in common....

...they both say "yo h**..." and plunder the bootie!
Compliments of my gf :)

Classroom Nerd

(In a high school class room)
Girl: Do you see that F@#$ING nerd over there.
Teacher: Don't be so mean, he could be your boss one day.
Nerd: Sorry I don't plan on being a p**...

What do you call a p**... who maintains the ideal number of prostitutes per customer?


What do you call it when a spider gets a pimple?


What do pimps and farmers have in common?

They both need a h**... to stay in business.

Did you hear about the dyslexic p**...?

He ended up buying a warehouse.

What's a pirate and a p**...'s worst nightmare?

Sunken chest, and no b**...

What is the difference between a pimple and a Catholic Priest?

A pimple doesn't come on a boys face until he's 13.
This joke is all in good fun, sorry if anyone happens to be offended!

What's the difference between a preacher and pimples?

Pimples come on your face AFTER puberty!

Did you hear about the dyslexic p**...?

He owned a warehouse

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