Pillow Talk Jokes
15 pillow talk jokes and hilarious pillow talk puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pillow talk that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Pillow Talk Short Jokes
Short pillow talk jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pillow talk humour may include short pillow jokes also.
- My gf told me to stop being childish, she just wants to come in for a talk not my fault she cant remember the password to my pillow fortress
- My girlfriend wanted to have a talk about how childish i am But she didn't have the secret password to my pillow fort so she couldn't get in
- My girlfriend wanted to talk to me about how childish I am... ...but she couldn't because she doesn't know the password to enter my pillow fort.
- My wife wants to talk to me about my childish behaviour. Little does she know she can't enter my pillow fort without the secret password.
- Why was the home decor manager always interviewing people for the bedding department? She wanted pillow talk!
- My banker friend keeps talking about how attractive he is... He keeps talking about his high interest rates.
This made my fiancee try to smother me with a pillow.
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Pillow Talk One Liners
Which pillow talk one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pillow talk? I can suggest the ones about pillow fights and pillow fight.
- Sometimes my Pillow Talk can get crazy. But only when it talks back.
- I hate pillow talk when I sleep alone. It just gets me down.
- What do they call conversations in the bedding business? Pillow talk.
Pillow Talk Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about pillow talk you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean my pillow jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pillow talk pranks.
Three nuns were talking about their chores...
Three nuns were talking about their chores. The first nun says: "I was putting away father's laundry, when i found some pornographic magazines in his drawer!"
"So what did you do?" The second nun asks.
"I threw them away." The first nun replies.
The second nun scoffs and says she can top that. "When I was making father's bed, I found some condoms underneath his pillow!"
"So what did you do?" The first nun asks.
"I poked holes in all of them!" The second nun exclaims.
The third nun fainted.
A guy I work with was late for our meeting, so I asked what happened.
He said, My wife and I aren't talking to each other. We're giving each other the silent treatment, and I didn't want to be the first one to break the silence and lose. So I wrote a note on a piece of paper: 'Please wake me up at 7:30am.'
Well, I didn't wake up until 9:30am. Boy, was I mad that my wife didn't wake me up. Then I noticed a piece of paper on my pillow that said: 'It's 7:30am. Wake up.'
They were married, but since the argument they had a few days earlier, they hadn't been talking to each other.
Instead, they were giving each other written notes.
One evening he gave her a paper where it said:
"Wake me up tomorrow morning at 6 am."
The next morning he woke up and saw that it was 9 o'clock.
Naturally he got very angry, but as he turned around he found a note on his pillow saying:
"Wake up, it's 6 o'clock!"