Pillow Talk Jokes
10 pillow talk jokes and hilarious pillow talk puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pillow talk that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Pillow Talk Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good pillow talk joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
My gf told me to stop being childish, she just wants to come in for a talk
not my fault she cant remember the password to my pillow fortress
Three nuns were talking about their chores...
Three nuns were talking about their chores. The first nun says: "I was putting away father's laundry, when i found some pornographic magazines in his drawer!"
"So what did you do?" The second nun asks.
"I threw them away." The first nun replies.
The second nun scoffs and says she can top that. "When I was making father's bed, I found some condoms underneath his pillow!"
"So what did you do?" The first nun asks.
"I poked holes in all of them!" The second nun exclaims.
The third nun fainted.
A guy I work with was late for our meeting, so I asked what happened.
He said, My wife and I aren't talking to each other. We're giving each other the silent treatment, and I didn't want to be the first one to break the silence and lose. So I wrote a note on a piece of paper: 'Please wake me up at 7:30am.'
Well, I didn't wake up until 9:30am. Boy, was I mad that my wife didn't wake me up. Then I noticed a piece of paper on my pillow that said: 'It's 7:30am. Wake up.'
Sometimes my Pillow Talk can get crazy.
But only when it talks back.
They were married, but since the argument they had a few days earlier, they hadn't been talking to each other.
Instead, they were giving each other written notes.
One evening he gave her a paper where it said:
"Wake me up tomorrow morning at 6 am."
The next morning he woke up and saw that it was 9 o'clock.
Naturally he got very angry, but as he turned around he found a note on his pillow saying:
"Wake up, it's 6 o'clock!"
I hate pillow talk when I sleep alone.
It just gets me down.
What do they call conversations in the bedding business?
Pillow talk.
Why was the home decor manager always interviewing people for the bedding department?
She wanted pillow talk!
My banker friend keeps talking about how attractive he is...
He keeps talking about his high interest rates.
This made my fiancee try to smother me with a pillow.
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v**... in the sink joke
A bride-to-be is stressing out over the fact that she’s not a v**..., but she’s told her future husband she is. She has no idea what to do and is talking to her friends about it, when one of the friends pipes up and says,
“Here’s what you do — buy some liver, stick it up there, and everything will be nice and tight and your husband will never know.”
So, the bride-to-be follows the advice, and on the wedding night, the newlywed couple has crazy s**... all over the place. On the kitchen counter, on the living room floor, all over the house. But when she wakes up in the morning, her new husband is gone, and all she finds is a note pinned to the pillow, which reads:
“Dearest, I’m sorry, but I’ve thought things over and I just don’t think things will work out between us. I had a wonderful time, but I’m sorry, I’ve thought about it, and we just weren’t meant to be. P.S. — Your v**... is in the sink.”
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