Pillow Cases Jokes
29 pillow cases jokes and hilarious pillow cases puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pillow cases that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Pillow Cases Short Jokes
Short pillow cases jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pillow cases humour may include short pillow jokes also.
- Hey did you hear about those corduroy pillow cases? They're making *headlines* everywhere!
- Have you read about the new corduroy pillow cases? Apparently, they're making headlines all over!
- Have you seen the hype about these cordroy pillow cases... They're making headlines everywhere
- A husband and wife were found smothered in their bed... Detectives called it the pillow case...
- The One Ultimate Secret to Creating Clear Headlines that will make other joke-tellers hate you. Corduroy Pillow Case.
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Pillow Cases One Liners
Which pillow cases one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pillow cases? I can suggest the ones about my pillow and pillow fights.
- Have you heard about the new Corduroy pillow cases? They have made all the headlines.
- What do bed detectives solve? Pillow cases
- Yo momma so fat She has to wear a pillow case as a face mask
- URGENT BREAKING NEWS... Corduroy pillow cases are making all the headlines.
- I quit my job at the pillow case factory.. Turns out it was a sham business.
- There was recently an investigation on a pillow. It was a pillow case.
- I told my wife I can't find the matching decorative pillow case... She said it's a sham.
- You know why Irish pillow cases are so popular? They can really make a sham rock.
- Corduroy Pillow Cases Why do we struggle so much creating headlines?
- What happened to the pillow who went to court? He lost his case...
Pillow Cases Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about pillow cases you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pillow fight jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pillow cases pranks.
I was on my bed, relaxing and eating popcorn, when I noticed my pillow was missing it's pillowcase.
I started looking for it in the darkness of my room(I still had a little bit of light). I saw a blanket-ish shadow in my peripheral vision. I reached for it, thinking it was the pillowcase. However, after pressing down on it and hearing the loud, crinkly noise of a near-empty bag of popcorn, I soon realized that was...
...not the case.
A Dying Lawyer's Wish
A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined to prove wrong the saying, "You can't take it with you."
After much thought and consideration, the man finally figured out how to take at least some of his money with him when he died. He instructed his wife to go to the bank and withdraw enough money to fill two pillow cases. He then directed her to take the bags of money to the attic and leave them directly above his bed. His plan: When he passed away, he would reach out and grab the bags on his way to heaven.
Several weeks after the f**..., the deceased lawyer's wife, up in the attic cleaning, came upon the two pillow cases stuffed with cash.
"Oh, that darned old fool," she exclaimed. "I knew he should have had me put the money in the basement!"
Lawyer joke(Not sure if repost)
A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined to prove wrong the saying, "You can't take it with you."
After much thought and consideration, the old ambulance-chaser finally figured out how to take at least some of his money with him when he died. He instructed his wife to go to the bank and withdraw enough money to fill two pillow cases. He then directed her to take the bags of money to the attic and leave them directly above his bed. His plan: When he passed away, he would reach out and grab the bags on his way to heaven.
Several weeks after the f**..., the deceased lawyer's wife, up in the attic cleaning, came upon the two forgotten pillow cases stuffed with cash.
"Oh, that darned old fool," she exclaimed. "I knew he should have had me put the money in the basement."
One day, a priest was walking through a forest, when he came upon a pond.
On the pond was a lily-pad, and on the lily-pad was the saddest frog the priest had ever seen!
"Dear frog" the priest asked, "what is the matter? Why re you so sad?"
"Well," said the frog, "I was not always a frog."
"Tell me more" said the priest.
"One day, I was waslking through these woods when I came upon a wicked witch. 'Stand aside witch' I said to her. But alas, she called me a n**... cheeky boy and turned me into a frog."
"But that's terrible! Isn't there anything that can be done to reverse the spell?" asked the priest.
"Well" said the frog, "if a kind person were to take me home for the night, feed me and put me to sleep on their pillow, I am sure I would wake up human again."
"Well, this is your lucky day!" said the priest.
So he took the frog home, fed him and put him to sleep on his pillow. And lo and behold, when he woke up the next morning, there was a 10 year old choir boy in his bead!
"And that Your Honour, is the case for the Defence!"