Pillaging Jokes
4 pillaging jokes and hilarious pillaging puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pillaging that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Comical Pillaging Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter
What is a good pillaging joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
A knight and his men return to their castle...
...after a long hard day of fighting.
"How are we faring?" asks the king.
"Sire," replies the knight, "I have been robbing and pillaging on your behalf all day, burning the towns of your enemies in the west."
"What?!" shrieks the king. "I don't have any enemies to the west!"
"Oh," says the knight. "Well, you do now."
A pirate captain is about to pillage a Royal Navy ship.
He calls to his aide, "Bring me my red coat!" When the aide asks why, he says, "If I get shot, the men won't see it and will keep on fighting." The aide praises the captain's intelligence and fetches the jacket. Then, as soon as they are about to attack, a lookout yells, "Captain, we just realized that there are in fact 20 ships!" The captain suddenly goes very pale and calls, "Bring me my brown pants."
This should raise a dry smile, then...
The knight approached the king and said, "Sire, we have spent the past two weeks destroying and pillaging the towns of your enemies to the West."
"What?" said the king, concerned. "I don't have any enemies in the West!"
"Oh," said the knight. "Well, you do now..."
An old Viking teaching young ones
Once we land and enter a vilage, look for a church. If there is a church there is nothing left to pillage in the village, so just go directly to the church.
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