Pilgrims Jokes
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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims!
In April of 1620, it rained. That same year, the Pilgrims arrived.
I suppose the saying is true. April showers bring Mayflowers.
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims.
I'll be here all week folks, try the veal.
If the Pilgrims were alive today what would they be famous for?
Their age!
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Hay fever
Admit it, you thought I was gonna say pilgrims, didn't you?
What type of music did the Pilgrims listen to at the first Thanksgiving?
Plymouth Rock!
A mathematician walks into a bar on a rainy April day...
The bartender asks him, "Hey, do you know what April showers bring?"
The mathematician says, "Pilgrims!"
Give a pilgrim some corn...
He eats for a day, teach a pilgrim to grow corn...
He kills your people and takes your land.
To commemorate the disaster in Mecca where a crane fell and crushed pilgrims, Saudi Arabia will build a restaurant at the site.
An IHOP: International House of Pancakes.
If the Pilgrims were still alive today, what would they be famous for?
Being alive!!! They'd be over 400 years old!
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