Piles Jokes

These are 15 piles jokes and hilarious piles puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about piles that are good jokes for kids and friends.

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These are our top piles puns. Have fun with a good piles joke in English with simple piles humour.

  1. I was sitting at the bar arranging peanuts into piles of 1, 3, 5 and 7. The bartender asked me if I was trying to set up some odd joke. I told him No, but I would have done that in my prime.
  2. I just got fired from the grocery store for being too violent... ...all I did was put out a sign that said, "take lettuce from top of pile or heads will roll!"
  3. If there was one thing I had learned from Tetris, Is that my mistakes pile up until the point I cant do anything about them anymore
  4. I recently got crushed by a pile of books, I recently got crushed by a pile of books, but I suppose I have only my shelf to blame.
  5. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves? - Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years? Pete.
  6. What do you call that day when you finally do all the chores and work you've let pile up? Tomorrow
  7. Why were Gandhi's remains compressed to make piles of 50 rupee coins? he said "be the change you wish to see in the world".
  8. I hate when women say they're lonely when I'm here... It's like saying you're hungry when there's a pile of cold spaghetti on the floor outside.
  9. Two Jewish guys walk into a bar with a funny looking pile of gold. The bartender asks, "What is this, a racist joke?"
    One of the jewish guys say, "No, this is comedy gold!"
  10. I told Sean Connery about how I was crushed by a pile of books. He said 'you've only got your shelf to blame'.
Piles joke, I told Sean Connery about how I was crushed by a pile of books.

Make fun with this list of one liners, gags and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor found in these piles jokes can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of piles puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, these jokes offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Piles One Liners

Which piles dad jokes are funny enough to crack down and make fun with piles?

  1. A man died today when a pile of books fell on him.!!! He only had his shelf to blame.,,,,
  2. What do you call a man having a seizure in a pile of leaves? Russell.
  3. what do you call a pile of kittens? a meowntain
  4. My friend got crushed by a pile of books. He's only got his shelf to blame.
  5. Man crushed by pile of old books His wife said he only had his shelf to blame
  6. What do you call a pile of cats? a Meowtain
  7. Did you hear about the two car pile up in Mexico? 200 people died.
  8. What Do You Call an Epileptic in a Pile of Leaves? Russell
  9. What did a pile of sand say to another in sahara Long time no sea
  10. What do you call a rooster staring at a pile of lettuce? A chicken sees a salad.
  11. What do you call a big pile of cats? A Meow-ntain!
  12. I once got in a fight with a pile of dirt... The pile of dirt won by a landslide.
  13. What do you call a pile of cats? A MEOWntain!
    Thank you.
  14. Your mom is like a pile of bricks. Constantly getting laid by Mexicans.
  15. What do you call a pile of hamsters in a river? Hamster-dam.

Piles joke, What do you call a pile of hamsters in a river?

Comical Piles Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter

What funny jokes about piles to tell and make people laugh ? Check out these list of good jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make piles prank.

A lawyer was working in his office when Satan appeared. "I can make it so you win every case in your career and make huge piles of money. In exchange you will give me your soul, your wife's soul, your children's souls, your parent's souls, your grandparent's souls and the souls of all your friends!"

The lawyer thought it over for a moment and then asked, "What's the catch?"

When employing people, gather all the CVs together and randomly split them into two piles.

Take one pile and throw it in the bin. This stops you employing anyone unlucky.

If I am ever put in charge of hiring at my company ...

... I will randomly divide the stack of applications into two piles and then throw one of them away.
I just don't want to work with unlucky people.

An Antarctic explorer has a sore a**... from sitting on the ice all day.

Since there's currently no doctor on base, he phones his doctor 5,000km away in Melbourne. The doctor says it's probably just piles, but since I can't examine you, you'd better send a photo just in case it's something more serious.
Worried, the explorer blurts out how the h**... do I take a photo of piles on my own b**... in the middle of Antarctica?!?
The doctor replies I'd suggest a polarrhoid camera.

Donald trump and a slinky have a lot in common...

They are both useless piles of garbage but they'll put a smile on your face if you shove them down the stairs.

Would you like to hear some jokes about my b**...?

I have piles.

Fred Phelps, leader of Westboro Baptist Church, found dead in home surrounded by piles of partially chewed food. Cause of death: starvation. Next to his body was a note in his own handwriting

"Can't s**... cause that's gay"

How do cows avoid stepping into their own piles?

They outmanurever them.

Deep from the vaults of St. Giles

Came a scream that resounded for miles.
Said the Vicar, Good Gracious!
Has Father Ignatius
Forgotten the Bishop has piles!? .

Two Irish men renovating a house

p**... is pulling up the floorboards and placing the nails into two piles.
m**... says "p**..., why are ye puttin the nails in two piles?"
To which p**... replies, "these ones I'm goin tae use again but those other ones are upside down"
m**... then says, "p**... you eedjit, ye can use them for the ceiling!"

Two brothers on Christmas day

So there are two brothers, Jimmy and Timmy
They both run down stairs to see what Santa had brought them
The presents are divided into two piles, with Jimmy's pile being larger
Jimmy say, " Haha, my pile is bigger!"
Then Timmy says," Well, atleast I don't have cancer."

So my piles have returned but it's ok...

I have back-up cream.

What does E.T. stand for?

Mainly because of his alien piles.

Piles joke, What does E.T. stand for?

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