Piles Jokes

Funniest Piles Short Jokes

Short piles jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The piles humour may include short piled jokes also.

1. I was sitting at the bar arranging peanuts into piles of 1, 3, 5 and 7. The bartender asked me if I was trying to set up some odd joke. I told him No, but I would have done that in my prime.
2. I just got fired from the grocery store for being too violent... ...all I did was put out a sign that said, "take lettuce from top of pile or heads will roll!"
3. If there was one thing I had learned from Tetris, Is that my mistakes pile up until the point I cant do anything about them anymore
4. I recently got crushed by a pile of books, I recently got crushed by a pile of books, but I suppose I have only my shelf to blame.
5. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves? - Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years? Pete.
6. What do you call that day when you finally do all the chores and work you've let pile up? Tomorrow
7. Why were Gandhi's remains compressed to make piles of 50 rupee coins? he said "be the change you wish to see in the world".
8. I hate when women say they're lonely when I'm here... It's like saying you're hungry when there's a pile of cold spaghetti on the floor outside.
9. Two Jewish guys walk into a bar with a funny looking pile of gold. The bartender asks, "What is this, a racist joke?"
   One of the jewish guys say, "No, this is comedy gold!"
10. I told Sean Connery about how I was crushed by a pile of books. He said 'you've only got your shelf to blame'.

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Piles One Liners

Which piles one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with piles? I can suggest the ones about piling and pimples.

1. A man died today when a pile of books fell on him.!!! He only had his shelf to blame.,,,,
2. What do you call a man having a seizure in a pile of leaves? Russell.
3. what do you call a pile of kittens? a meowntain
4. My friend got crushed by a pile of books. He's only got his shelf to blame.
5. Man crushed by pile of old books His wife said he only had his shelf to blame
6. What do you call a pile of cats? a Meowtain
7. Did you hear about the two car pile up in Mexico? 200 people died.
8. What Do You Call an Epileptic in a Pile of Leaves? Russell
9. What did a pile of sand say to another in sahara Long time no sea
10. What do you call a rooster staring at a pile of lettuce? A chicken sees a salad.
11. What do you call a big pile of cats? A Meow-ntain!
12. I once got in a fight with a pile of dirt... The pile of dirt won by a landslide.
13. What do you call a pile of cats? A MEOWntain!
    Thank you.
14. Your mom is like a pile of bricks. Constantly getting laid by Mexicans.
15. What do you call a pile of hamsters in a river? Hamster-dam.

Comical Piles Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter

What funny jokes about piles you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean hemorrhoids jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make piles pranks.