Pikachu Jokes

Funniest Pikachu Short Jokes

Short pikachu jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pikachu humour may include short anime jokes also.

1. What's a stalker and a Pokemon nerd got in common? They both hide in the bushes trying to get a Pikachu.
2. Woman calls 911 about a peeping tom in her yard 911: "How do you know he's a peeping tom?"
   Woman: "When I asked him what he was doing out there, he said 'I was trying to get a pikachu'".
3. Don't be frightened if you see a Pokemon Go player outside your bathroom window. He's just trying to catch a pikachu.
4. My favorite pokemon joke What did pikachu say when ash fell off a cliff? Pikachu, that's all he can say.
5. A guy in a public place, phone out, camera on... He approaches a young woman. "What are you doing, creep?" she says. He glances up, smiles, and says "Calm down. I'm just trying to get a Pikachu."
6. A joke my 8 year old brother told me. G rating Why dont you take a pokemon to the bathroom.
   Because it might pi-ka-chu
7. I always wondered why Pikachu's electric shock blasts off team rocket but not Ash. I guess Ash is just better grounded.
8. Nudists must be careful around Team Rocket... ... because they're always trying to get a Pikachu.
9. What do you call it when a man takes a side glance at a woman on the street while sneezing? Pikachu
10. Thor and Pikachu walk into a bar and get in a fight with the bartender. They were both overcharged.

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Pikachu One Liners

Which pikachu one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pikachu? I can suggest the ones about pokemon pikachu and ash.

1. What did Charizard say when he saw Pikachu Charizard
2. What did Raichu say when it saw Pikachu Raichu
3. Why do Pokémon have eyes? So they can pikachu
4. What did Pikachu say to Snorlax? Pikachu.
5. What does the Brazilian Pikachu say? Zika zika.
6. Why shouldn't you let a Pokemon take a shower with you? He might Pikachu.
7. Why don't you take Pokémon to the bathroom with you? ... because they might Pikachu!
8. What do you call a Pokemon in the Andes? Machu Pikachu
9. Why are Pokemon considered manly in peru? It all dates back to the time of Macho-Pikachu
10. Pikachu used racist comments It's super offensive!
11. Why does Pikachu hang out with Thor? Thor is his Type.
12. What did Charmander say to Pikachu after seeing him surf? Charmander
13. What did the Pikachu say when he found out his wife was cheating on him? Pikachu.
14. What did Pikachu said when he tried food in Mexico? Pica, Pica.
15. What noise does a fully trained Pikachu make? PIKA CHOO CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Pokemon Pikachu Jokes

Here is a list of funny pokemon pikachu jokes and even better pokemon pikachu puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why are Pokemon terrible to play hide and seek with? Because they pikachu
• How do you get pikachu on a bus? You Pokemon.
  Very old i know. I'm sooo sorry
• What's a stalkers favourite pokemon? Pikachu
• What is the most famous Pokemon in modern art? Pablo Pikachu
• A pokemon was sent to jail one day. They say that he was trying to pikachu in the shower
• Now that Pokemon Go is a thing alongside waterproof phones.. Someone has probably caught a pikachu in the shower.
• Ay girl, are you a Pokemon? Because I wanna take a Pikachu.
• Hey girl, you ever played Pokemon Snap? 'cause I keep trying to get a Pikachu
• Why did pokemon prevent Pikachu from spawning in Germany? The Holocaust.
• What does a creepy pokemon do while you're in the shower? Pikachu

Comical Pikachu Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter

What funny jokes about pikachu you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cosplay jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pikachu pranks.