The Best 62 Pikachu Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Pikachu jokes. There are some pikachu choo jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these pikachu anime puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Pikachu Jokes and Puns

What did Pikachu said when he tried food in Mexico?

Pica, Pica.

What did Raichu say when it saw Pikachu


My favorite pokemon joke

What did pikachu say when ash fell off a cliff? Pikachu, that's all he can say.

Pikachu joke, My favorite pokemon joke

How do you get 50 Pikachus on a bus?

Poke 'em on.

Why shouldn't you let a Pokemon take a shower with you?

He might Pikachu.

A joke my 8 year old brother told me. G rating

Why dont you take a pokemon to the bathroom.

Because it might pi-ka-chu

Why should you never bring your Pokemon cards into the washroom with you?

They might Pikachu.

Pikachu joke, Why should you never bring your Pokemon cards into the washroom with you?

Why is peeing around a PokΓ©mon a bad idea?

Because it might Pikachu...

Rubies are red, Sapphires are blue...

I'll be your Ash, will you be my Pikachu?

(More of a pickup line than a joke, but still wanted to share)

Why don't you undress in front of PokΓ©mon?

Because they might Pikachu!

What did the Black Pikachu say ?

Niggachu !^I'm^Sorry

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How do you get heaps of pikachu on to a bus?

You pokemon

What noise does a fully trained Pikachu make?


What does Team Rocket and a Peeping tom have in common?

They are both always trying to get a Pikachu.

Why should you never take a shower with a pokemon?

Because it may Pikachu.

Why can't you take a shower with a pokemon?

Cause they'll Pikachu

Pikachu joke, Why can't you take a shower with a pokemon?

Hey girl, you ever played Pokemon Snap?

'cause I keep trying to get a Pikachu

Ay girl, are you a Pokemon?

Because I wanna take a Pikachu.

Pikachu used racist comments

It's super offensive!

Why do PokΓ©mon have eyes?

So they can pikachu

Why don't you take PokΓ©mon to the bathroom with you?

... because they might Pikachu!

What does the Brazilian Pikachu say?

Zika zika.

I asked Nurse Joy if she could examine me.

She said "I'll take a Pikachu."

A guy in a public place, phone out, camera on...

He approaches a young woman. "What are you doing, creep?" she says. He glances up, smiles, and says "Calm down. I'm just trying to get a Pikachu."

What does the PokΓ©mon dentist do?

He takes a Pikachu teeth.

Now that Pokemon Go is a thing alongside waterproof phones..

Someone has probably caught a pikachu in the shower.

What do you call a Pikachu caught in Brazil?

A Zikachu

"Pikachu, use astonish!"

*Leans into opponent's ear*

"Jet fuel can't melt steel beams."

Why are Pokemon terrible to play hide and seek with?

Because they pikachu

Why should you never have pokemon shower curtains?

Because they might pikachu.

If a pika sneezes...

Is it called a Pikachu?

What does Pikachu say when he puts too much salsa on his food?


(Credit to my 5 year old son)

What did the sex offender say when he robbed the PokΓ©mon Center?

"Nurse, let me take a Pikachu."

What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card?

I love the pokey, mon.

What's a voyeur's favourite Pokemon?


why was team rocket looking into your window?

they wanted to take a Pikachu

Why don't you ever shower with a Pokemon?

They might Pikachu

What's a stalker and a Pokemon nerd got in common?

They both hide in the bushes trying to get a Pikachu.

The store I work at received a bunch of baseball caps with Pikachu on them. My manager held one up and said, "You know what would happen if you put this on?"

"You'd look like an Ash hat!"

Don't be frightened if you see a Pokemon Go player outside your bathroom window.

He's just trying to catch a pikachu.

What's a stalkers favourite pokemon?


Why does Pikachu hang out with Thor?

Thor is his Type.

Thor and Pikachu walk into a bar and get in a fight with the bartender.

They were both overcharged.

Girl, are you a Pokemon?

Cause I'm a Pikachu.

What would you call a green Pikachu?


What is the most famous Pokemon in modern art?

Pablo Pikachu

How do you get a Pikachu onto a bus?

You poke 'im on.

(I'm sorry if this has been posted before but I just heard it and was amused)

How do you get pikachu on a bus?

You Pokemon.

Very old i know. I'm sooo sorry

Did you hear about the Pikachu who got in a debate over Chinese philosophy.

It hurt itself in its Confucian.

How do you get pikachu and squirtle on a bus?

You poke 'em on

What did Pikachu say to Bulbasaur?

pika pika

What do a pervert and Ash Ketchum have in common?

The both want a Pikachu.

How do you fit Pikachu on a bus?

Poke him on

What did Raichu say to Pikachu?


What did Charizard say when he saw Pikachu


What did Pikachu say to Snorlax?


Why do perverts love Pokemon?

Because they can catch a Pikachu.

What did the Pikachu say when he found out his wife was cheating on him?


What did Charmander say to Pikachu after seeing him surf?


Nudists must be careful around Team Rocket...

... because they're always trying to get a Pikachu.

What do you call it when a man takes a side glance at a woman on the street while sneezing?


Why should you be wary of Ash Ketchum when you're taking a shower?

Cos he might have a sneaky Pikachu

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