Pigeon Jokes
67 pigeon jokes and hilarious pigeon puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pigeon that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
This article is sure to be a hoot! Check out some of the best Pigeon jokes, ranging from puns about Pigeon poop to humour about being pigeon-toed. Get your daily dose of laughter with these funny, pigeon-related jokes and puns. Plus, discover some colourful jokes about related avian creatures, like Fowl, Pheasants, and Geese. Share your favourites from Pigeon Forge!
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Funniest Pigeon Short Jokes
Short pigeon jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pigeon humour may include short fowl jokes also.
- Bad news: a message in German sent 110 years ago by homing pigeon was just found. Worse news: it was an acceptance letter to art school.
- Two homeless dudes sit on a park bench One askes the other: Did you bring bread for the pigeons?
The other replies: No, I eat them without the bread. - The Queen shouted at some pigeons and they died. Talk about killing two birds with one's tone.
- An anatomical original Thought you'd like a pun.
What sound does a pigeon make
when kicked in the nuts?
[A high coo](/spoiler)
- Did you hear about the man who became a millionaire with one homing pigeon? He sold it for a dollar and it came home a million times.
- eBay Looks like it will be a good Christmas. I sold my homing pigeon on eBay for the 10th time.
- Ive got the world's best homing pigeon How do I know he's the best? I've sold him 87 times this week.
- You can't lose a homing pigeon... If your homing pigeon doesn't come back, what you've lost is a normal pigeon.
- The sound from a musician on stage bounces off the auditorium walls to surround the audience. The sound from a pigeon does not do this, the reason is a coo sticks.
- What's the difference between a pigeon and a stockbroker? The pigeon can still make a deposit on a BMW.
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Pigeon One Liners
Which pigeon one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pigeon? I can suggest the ones about peacock and penguin.
- I love eBay! Sold my homing pigeons 4 times this month.
- Just sold my homing pigeon on eBay ... ... for the 23rd time.
- What did the pigeon say after its friend landed a sick flip? Coo.
- What do you call a militia of pigeons? A coo.
- Today at the park / Saw a six foot tall pigeon Now that's a high coo!
- What's a pigeon's favorite guitar? A "coo" stick guitar
- Why don't pigeons echo? A coo sticks.
- Did you hear about the Pigeon rebellion? Yeah, it was a "coo" d'etat.
- What did the bag of chips say to the angry pigeons? I don't want to ruffle any feathers
- What did the rich pigeon call the poor pigeon? A pheasant.
- Why can't you hear a pigeon throughout a whole auditorium? Because a coo sticks
- Why can't pigeons have a military? Because the risk of a coup is too high
- Pigeons must be very interested in chemistry... I've only heard them talk about esters!
- What do you call a homeless pigeon? A pigeon.
- Don't try using analogies to argue with others. It's like trying to teach a pigeon chess.
Homing Pigeon Jokes
Here is a list of funny homing pigeon jokes and even better homing pigeon puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Just started a business selling birds. The profits are brilliant. So far I have sold some homing pigeons 25 times this week already.
- I walked in front of my home and found a bunch of pigeons sitting around and I shoed then all off I was afraid that they might be planing a coup
- Ate homing pigeon for the first time today. Didn't enjoy it, kept coming back on me.
Racing Pigeon Jokes
Here is a list of funny racing pigeon jokes and even better racing pigeon puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- In his spare time my dad races pigeons I don't know why, he never beats them.
- My grandad used to race pigeons... He could never keep up with them though.
Quirky and Hilarious Pigeon Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.
What funny jokes about pigeon you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean budgie jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pigeon pranks.
What did the chill pigeon say?
coo. coo.
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Why did the pigeon hate the crow?
because he was in the coo klux k**...
What do you call a dead pigeon?
A pige-out
...made it myself...
Why was the pigeon theater troupe arrested?
They were staging a coo.
Did you know that pigeons die shortly after mating?
At least the three I dated did...
Pigeons...
I've just seen a flock of pigeons in army unifoms.
I think it might be a military coo.
Why are there no pigeons in North Korea?
They were heard saying "Coup....Coup".
What sound does a Venezuelan pigeon makes?
Coup Coup Coup
Pigeon Droppings
An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by and deposits a poopy little present on the woman's head.
"Yuck!" yells the woman. "Get some toilet paper."
"What for?" replies the man. "He must be half-a-mile away by now."
Spam in the Middle Ages
A prince is awaiting a letter from his loved one for three days and three nights. On the fourth day, a pigeon flies in and drops a letter on his lap. When he opens it he reads:
"Get your sword forged for cheap"
What's black and grey and rolls around in the parking lot of a McDonald's?
Mr. T and a pigeon fighting over a french fry.
I know it's old but it always made me laugh.
What did the pigeon say to the baker who stopped feeding his family bread in the morning?
Coup coup!
Pigeons are just like doves.
Except no one invites them to weddings.
Police arrested a pigeon today.
Seems he was planning a coo.
First joke I ever heard
"You know what is dangerous, lives in trees, can fly and is very lethal?
I have no idea
"A pigeon with an ak-47"
How do you spot a revolutionary pigeon?
They're the ones walking around shouting "Coup! Coup!"
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Becoming pigeons can be extremely time consuming...
It took a pig eons to become one.
There are so many pigeons in major US cities
I wonder if they are planning a coup.
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Did you know that pigeons die when they have s**...?
I'm thinking that I need something a bit bigger.
a parrot perhaps?
They say stealth planes make your radar signature smaller, so you show up to the radar just like a small bird
"Sir, we think we've spotted a pigeon on the radar screen."
"Well what's unusual about that?"
"Well the pigeon is flying at about mach 2."
What's the difference between a pigeon and a Texas oilman?
The pigeon can still put a deposit on a new Mercedes.
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I asked a tattoo artist to tattoo a picture of a pigeon into my p**... region.
He took a look at the picture and agreed to do it for $120.
It looked amazing. So, a couple weeks later, I went back and asked him to give me a matching tattoo on my palm. He looked again at the picture and said, That will be $240.
I said, Why the price jump? You did the exact same design last time for only $120.
He told me, A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
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Arguing against an idiot is like playing chess against a pigeon
You strategically think of all the moves and you have the intelligence to win, but they will just s**... on all the pieces and then strut around as if they'd won
There was a woman in the supermarket holding a huge multicoloured flag and making loud pigeon sounds.
I told her to mind her peace and coos.
I tried pigeon shooting.
But I had a hard time loading them into my gun.
Was driving through downtown Pigeon Forge and dropped this one…
So Pigeon Forge, Tennessee (US), is a HUGE tourist trap. We're talking zip lines, roller coasters, Ripley's Believe it or Not museum, Ferris wheels, life sized King Kong, etc.
Anywhoo, I was driving the family through this insanity when my wife pointed out a building to the kids and said look at that one with all the giraffes on top! I wonder what that is! Without missing a beat I said, Welcome, to Giraffic Park! And hummed the theme song while navigating through a left hand turn. I was proud and laughed out loud at my own joke. My 7 year old loved it.
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Experiment 1 :
take a white male pigeon, tell it to fly, it flies away
Experiment 2 :
take a white male pigeon, remove its beak, tell it to fly, it flies away
Experiment 3 :
take a white male pigeon, remove its wings, tell it to fly, it doesn't fly away
Conclusion :
After removing their wings, white male pigeons become deaf
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Pigeon problem
Visited a friend on the eighth floor of her old government office building in Washington. There were hundreds of pigeons sitting on the ledge along the building outside the windows, making noise and p**..., two inches deep in some places. They were really annoying. I asked her if they'd tried getting rid of them. She said, "See those wires along the ledge? They are carrying 1000 volts. We thought that would get rid of them, but it didn't phase them a bit." I told her "I'm not surprised. That's AC current, and these are DC pigeons."
