Pierre Jokes
25 pierre jokes and hilarious pierre puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pierre that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Pierre Short Jokes
Short pierre jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pierre humour may include short splash jokes also.
- Pierre Curie walks into his lab and says to his wife: "Marie, everyday you look more radiant." [could be a repost]
- The founding fathers of Canada are sitting in front of a map filling in names for cities... Pierre: "I suppose the capital there should have a name, too, me."
Gaton "ought to, uh?" - When I was visiting France, my French friends kept insisting I stay up every night and do drugs. I was under a lot of Pierre pressure.
- My friend Pierre tried to convince me to do drugs with him. It was really hard, but I managed to resist Pierre pressure.
- My French friends can get me to do anything. I'm highly susceptible to Pierre pressure. I don't know what a "tua" is but, I think I could manage one.
- Pierre never liked it when I called him my step dad... So I now refer to him as my Faux Pas.
- Don't ever mess with the French Midget Mafia... You might find yourself taking a long walk off a short Pierre.
- French computer scientists have come up with a better way of sharing electronic files. It's a Pierre to Pierre network.
- I just found out my little brother has been forced to smoke at school by some mad french foreign exchange student. It was Pierre pressure
- My brother's just been talked into smoking by a french exchange student. Talk about Pierre pressure
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Pierre One Liners
Which pierre one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pierre? I can suggest the ones about and .
- How do Frenchmen share files? Pierre to Pierre.
- What do you call it when two Frenchmen share files? Pierre-to-Pierre transfer.
- What do you call a French guy with an empty bladder? Pierre
- What did one dehydrated French guy say to the other? What do we do now, Pierre?
- Why did Jason Pierre-Paul change his jersey number from 90 to 9? Because he lost a digit!
- What do you call a dehydrated frenchman? Pierre
- How much scotch does Jason Pierre Paul typically order at the bar? Three fingers.
- Girl, do you watch football? Cuz I'll finger blast you harder than Jason Pierre Paul
- What do you call a Frenchman on the beach? Pierre.
- What does Sidney Crosby say after a b**...? "Thanks Pierre"
Fun-Filled Pierre Jokes to Boost Your Mood
What funny jokes about pierre you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pierre pranks.
Little known fact: after their supposed death, Pierre and Marie Curie went on to become successful underwater assassins using a certain heavy metal.
Hundreds of people died of mer-Curie poisoning.
Two Frenchmen attempt to escape a POW camp...
The pair break out of their cells and manage to reach the wire fence in the dead of night. As Pierre scales the fence he stumbles, alerting a nearby guard, who calls out "Who's there?!"
"Meow!" Pierre shouts back, and he manages to creep away.
Now Francois climbs the fence and he stumbles and the guard again called, 'Who goes there?'
"Another cat!"
