The Best 20 Pierre Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Pierre jokes. There are some pierre jacque jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these pierre cognac puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Pierre Jokes and Puns

Pierre Curie walks into his lab and says to his wife: "Marie, everyday you look more radiant."

[could be a repost]

How do Frenchmen share files?

Pierre to Pierre.

The founding fathers of Canada are sitting in front of a map filling in names for cities...

Pierre: "I suppose the capital there should have a name, too, me."

Gaton "ought to, uh?"

When I was visiting France, my French friends kept insisting I stay up every night and do drugs.

I was under a lot of Pierre pressure.

My friend Pierre tried to convince me to do drugs with him.

It was really hard, but I managed to resist Pierre pressure.

My French friends can get me to do anything. I'm highly susceptible to Pierre pressure.

I don't know what a "tua" is but, I think I could manage one.

Pierre never liked it when I called him my step dad...

So I now refer to him as my Faux Pas.

Pierre joke, Pierre never liked it when I called him my step dad...

Don't ever mess with the French Midget Mafia...

You might find yourself taking a long walk off a short Pierre.

French computer scientists have come up with a better way of sharing electronic files.

It's a Pierre to Pierre network.

What do you call a French guy with an empty bladder?


I just found out my little brother has been forced to smoke at school by some mad french foreign exchange student.

It was Pierre pressure

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My brother's just been talked into smoking by a french exchange student.

Talk about Pierre pressure

What did one dehydrated French guy say to the other?

What do we do now, Pierre?

Little known fact: after their supposed death, Pierre and Marie Curie went on to become successful underwater assassins using a certain heavy metal.

Hundreds of people died of mer-Curie poisoning.

My grandpas favorite joke

Have you heard the one about the dehydrated french man named Pierre?

What do you call a dehydrated frenchman?


Pierre joke, What do you call a dehydrated frenchman?

Two Frenchmen attempt to escape a POW camp...

The pair break out of their cells and manage to reach the wire fence in the dead of night. As Pierre scales the fence he stumbles, alerting a nearby guard, who calls out "Who's there?!"

"Meow!" Pierre shouts back, and he manages to creep away.

Now Francois climbs the fence and he stumbles and the guard again called, 'Who goes there?'

"Another cat!"

What does Sidney Crosby say after a blow job?

"Thanks Pierre"

What Did Owen the Owl say to Pierre the Mountain Lion?

Hanging out with you is a real hoot.

If only Jason Pierre Paul played for the Patriots instead of the Giants...

He would be the first NFL player to have a ring on every finger.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the pierre vous jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working pierre phillipe piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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