Piercings Jokes
9 piercings jokes and hilarious piercings puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about piercings that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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At the bar last night, a woman got her n**... pierced right in front of me
. On a related note...…………………. I s**... at darts.
A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents.
They're disgusted by his haircut, tattoos, and piercings. Later, when he leaves, the girl's mom says, "Dear, he doesn't seem to be a very nice boy."
"Oh, please, mom!" says the daughter. "If he wasn't nice, why would he be doing 500 hours of community service?"
A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents.
They're appalled by his haircut, tattoos and piercings.
The boy leaves and the girl's mom remarks, Dear, he doesn't seem to be a very nice boy.
* Oh, come on Mom! If he wasn't nice, would he be doing 300 hours of community service? *
The craziest thing happened at a bar tonight. A woman got her n**... pierced right in front of me!
On an unrelated note, I s**... at darts.
A teenage girl brought her new boyfriend home to meet her parents.
They were appalled by his leather jacket, motorcycle boots, tattoos, and pierced nose. Later, the parents pulled their daughter aside and confessed their concern. "Dear," the mother said, "he doesn't seem very nice."
"Oh please, Mom," the daughter replied. "If he wasn't nice, why would he be doing 200 hours of community service?"
Why was it only $2 for the pirate to get both his ear pierced?
He got the buccaneer special
How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced?
A buccaneer :D
A teenage girl brings home her boyfriend to meet her parents
Her parents are disgusted by the boyfriend's crazy haircut, excessive tattoos and piercings.
After dinner, the girl's mom tells her, "Honey, he doesn't seem to be a nice boy. Are you sure about this?"
"Oh please mom." the girl begged. "If he wasn't a nice person why would he be doing 500 hours of community service?
Some chick got her n**... pierced at the bar last night.
I'm not very good at darts.
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