Pierced Jokes

• Short Pierced Jokes
• Pierced One Liners
• Pierced Nipple Jokes
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Funniest Pierced Short Jokes

Short pierced jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pierced humour may include short tattooed jokes also.

1. Why was it only $2 for the pirate to get both his ear pierced? He got the buccaneer special
2. Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december? The specific ocean.
3. Blind man in a motorboat accident. I once saw a Blind man and asked him how he went blind. He said "I lost my eyes in a motorboating accident. She didn't tell me that they were pierced."
4. The very first joke I ever learned as a kid. How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?
   A Buccaneer.
   (Wah, wah, wah, waaaaahhhhh)
5. It is pretty weird that most of the Christians are against body piercings. After all, Jesus Christ had four of them.
6. According to the instructions, you should always play The Golden Eye when you are about to make a microwave dinner. The package says , Pierce film before cooking.
7. My cousin told me it's totally safe to get a dental piercing Turns out he was lying through his teeth.
8. My daughter posted a FB status asking where's the best place to get a nose piercing I commented: on the nose
9. So a pirate wants to get his ears pierced... He goes to the mall where he finds an ear piercing kiosk and asks the girl how much it would cost. The girl turns and says, "Oh hi! It's a buccaneer!"
10. Did you hear the scary story about a piercing gone wrong? It was eerie.

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Pierced One Liners

Which pierced one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pierced? I can suggest the ones about earrings and stabbed.

1. How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced? A buccaneer :D
2. How much does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced? A buccaneer.
3. How much do pirates charge for piercings? A buck an ear.
4. How much did it cost the pirate to have his ears pierced? A buck an ear
5. How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced? A buck 'n ear
6. How much did the pirate pay for his piercings? A buccaneer
7. How much does it cost for pirates to get their ears pierced? About a Buccaneer
8. How are Christians against piercings? Didn't Jesus have 4?
9. How much did it cost the pirate to get pierced? A buck an ear
10. I got a 'Pirate's Discount' at the piercing shop. Only a buccaneer!
11. What's the first step to preparing American cuisine? Remove packaging and pierce film
12. How much does it cost for a pirate to get ear piercings? A Buck-an-ear!
13. I don't understand why christian people hate people with piercings. Jesus had 4 of them.
14. How much does it cost a pirate to pierce it's ear? About a buck'n'ear
15. Q: Why do women pierce their bellybutton?
    A: Place to hang their air freshener.

Pierced Nipple Jokes

Here is a list of funny pierced nipple jokes and even better pierced nipple puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• At the bar last night, a woman got her n**... pierced right in front of me . On a related note...…………………. I s**... at darts.
• The craziest thing happened at a bar tonight. A woman got her n**... pierced right in front of me! On an unrelated note, I s**... at darts.
• Some chick got her n**... pierced at the bar last night. I'm not very good at darts.
• My brother lost his eyesight in a motorboating accident. Her n**... were pierced.
• Some girl got her n**... pierced at the bar yesterday I'm not very good at darts
• Saw a woman get her n**... pierced in front of me at the bar last night. On a side note, I am absolutely terrible at darts.
• Witnessed a woman get her n**... pierced at the pub last night. I'm not allowed to play darts there anymore.
• If a woman tells you her n**... are pierced... ...the only logical response is, "I don't believe you.".
• My 80yr old grandmother had her n**... pierced the other day... now every time the wind blows she sounds like a couple of wind chimes!

Howlingly Hilarious Pierced Jokes for an Unforgettable Evening

What funny jokes about pierced you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean poked jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pierced pranks.