pierced Jokes

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The craziest thing happened at a bar tonight. A woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me!

On an unrelated note, I suck at darts.

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A teenage girl brought her new boyfriend home to meet her parents.

They were appalled by his leather jacket, motorcycle boots, tattoos, and pierced nose. Later, the parents pulled their daughter aside and confessed their concern. "Dear," the mother said, "he doesn't seem very nice."

"Oh please, Mom," the daughter replied. "If he wasn't nice, why would he be doing 200 hours of community service?"

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How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced?

A buccaneer :D

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Some chick got her nipple pierced at the bar last night.

I'm not very good at darts.

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How much does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buccaneer.

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How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buckeneer

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A husband dies after consuming spaghetti..

Doc: It appears that your husband died from a pierced abdomen.

Wife: How is it possible? All he had was spaghetti.

Doc: After consuming spaghetti, he took some viagra. You know what that does to limp noodles.

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My brother lost his eyesight in a motorboating accident.

Her nipples were pierced.

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Blind man in a motorboat accident.

I once saw a Blind man and asked him how he went blind. He said "I lost my eyes in a motorboating accident. She didn't tell me that they were pierced."

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How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear

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Bono asked for silence at a gig in Scotland...

In the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands. Once every few seconds. Holding the audience in total silence, he said into the microphone "Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies."

From the front of the crowd, a broad Scottish accent pierced the silence: "Well fuckin' stop doin' it then ya evil bastard!"

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Witnessed a woman get her nipple pierced at the pub last night.

I'm not allowed to play darts there anymore.

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The very first joke I ever learned as a kid.

How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A Buccaneer.

(Wah, wah, wah, waaaaahhhhh)

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If a woman tells you her nipples are pierced...

...the only logical response is, "I don't believe you.".

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How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear.

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Chairman Mao was a keen rock climber who managed to scale all the top ten peaks of China. He commemorated his achievement by getting his ears pierced and adding 10 pieces of jewellery to represent each peak.

he was....(ahem)....MaoTenEarring.

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So a pirate wants to get his ears pierced...

He goes to the mall where he finds an ear piercing kiosk and asks the girl how much it would cost. The girl turns and says, "Oh hi! It's a buccaneer!"

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I didn't understand why my wife bought me a metal detector for Valentines day...

Until she told me she got her clit pierced.

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Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage

They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

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What do you call pierced breasts on an Arab woman?

Shish-kaboobs

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Amy Schumer has died in a gravy flood

she got her ears pierced.

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The girl fell down on a bicycle. Why doesn't she cry?

Because the bike handlebar pierced her lung.

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