Pier Jokes
52 pier jokes and hilarious pier puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pier that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Pier Short Jokes
Short pier jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pier humour may include short harbour jokes also.
- Lately people have been trying to get me to jump off a dock But I don't give into pier pressure.
- A failed tv presenter, a disgraced newspaper editor and a phone hacker walk into a bar.... ..and the barman says "What'll it be, Piers?"
- Can anyone help me. I don't know where to park my boat and all the other captains are making fun of me. im under alot of pier pressure!
- A man once called a pier the ugliest eyesore he'd ever seen, but was then never seen again. I guess you could say he diss-a-pier-ed.
- Did you hear about the study done about boat docks? It was pier-reviewed research!
- Someone asked me today if I'd ever had a cockring. I said that yes, Piers Morgan had phoned me once.
- Why did the pressure cooker jump off the pier? Peer pressure!
- I put a weight on a dock, Now that's what I call pier pressure.
- When your friend Matt, who you know doesn't like piers, gets too close to one. Onomatopoeia
(For best experience, say in an English accent) - I heard the boat lost at sea was the best boat around. It had no piers.
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Pier One Liners
Which pier one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pier? I can suggest the ones about shore and weir.
- How did pirates communicate before the internet? Pier to Pier Networking
- Why did the boat want to stay close to the shore? Pier pressure
- The greatest harbor on Earth can shelter not a single ship... It is truly without pier.
- Why did the boat dock with the all of the other boats? Pier Pressure
- What caused the fisherman to go crazy? Pier pressure.
- My neighbor got a boat, so I had to get one, too. I couldn't resist the pier pressure.
- Why did the fisherman cross the road? Because of pier pressure.
- Why was no one able to go to the dock anymore It collapsed because of Pier pressure
- What do you call a package of documents sent via boat? Pier to pier file transfer!
- Why didn't the man go under the boardwalk? He doesn't like giving in to pier pressure.
- what do you call it when a dock falls on you? pier pressure
- I recently bought a boat for a friend. I was pier pressured.
- What was the most popular form of piracy in the 17th century? Pier-to-pier
- Why did all the ships sink together? Because of pier pressure.
- How did the sea-wall collapse? It cracked under pier pressure.
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Heartwarming Pier Jokes that Make You Laugh
What funny jokes about pier you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean ferry jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pier pranks.
Why did the researcher take his paper to the harbour?
To get it pier reviewed.
The difference between a Republican and a Democrat . . .
A Republican sees a man drowning 50 feet from the pier. He throws the man a 25 foot rope, and expects him to swim half way.
A Democrat sees a man drowning 50 feet from the pier. He throws him a 100 foot rope. Then lets of of his end.
A young boat dock is caught smoking
A young boat dock is caught smoking by his mother. When his father gets home the parents stand over the little boat dock lecturing him on the dangers of smoking. "What do you have to say for yourself?" The little boat dock replies, "It was pier pressure."
Why did the little tugboat do what all of the other tugboats told him to do?
Pier pressure
My girlfriend was dropping all these hints about tying the knot or taking the plunge...
so I tied a rock around her ankle and pushed her off the pier. She hasn't called since...
Where do internet pirates get their loot?
From pier to pier.
When I said "Why don't you take a long walk off a short pier," I didn't expect him to do it.
I wasn't being littoral.
If you pierce my colon with your stick,
you'll divide me.
Why do they put protection buoys on boats during docking?
To protect it from pier pressure.
Why did the lemmings jump from the dock?
Too much pier pressure
My wife began reading 'The Exorcist'.
She said it was the most evil book she ever read. So evil in fact, she couldn't finish it, took it over to the beach and threw it into the ocean off a fishing pier.
I went and bought another copy, ran the faucet over it and left it in the night table drawer by her bed. That night was the first time she ever screamed and fainted.
According to statistics, the highest s**... rate is found near piers.
I think it's because of pier pressure.
I found out my cousin is a magician!
He told me while we were on vacation at Venice beach. I was skeptical at first so asked him to show me a trick. Right as I asked, he stubbed his toe on a wooden plank and started cursing at the ground! I was amazed! I'd never seen somebody diss a pier.
Years ago, my Mother-in-law began reading, "The Exorcist". She said it was the most evil book she ever read. So evil in fact, she couldn't finish it, took it to the ocean and threw it off the pier.
I went out, but another copy, ran it under the faucet, and left it beside her bed.
Pierre never liked it when I called him my step dad...
So I now refer to him as my Faux Pas.
Pierre Curie walks into his lab and says to his wife: "Marie, everyday you look more radiant."
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What do pirates call a p**... on a pier?
LAAAAAAAAAND HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
I got a 'Pirate's Discount' at the piercing shop.
Only a buccaneer!
