Pie Day Jokes
41 pie day jokes and hilarious pie day puns to laugh out loud. Read holiday jokes about pie day that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Pie Day Short Jokes
Short pie day jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pie day humour may include short pi day jokes also.
- What do you get when you eat 3.14 cakes? Diabetes.
Did you really expect me to make a pie joke on my cake day? No, you get diabetes. All of them at the same time. - What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes? Fat. You get fat.
What, did you think I would make a pie joke on my cake day? - What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes? Probably a massive stomachache.
What, you didn't think I would make a pie joke on my cake day did you?? - The only cake joke I could remember for cake day. What's the difference a cake and a pie?
πr2, cake is round. - What do you get when you eat 3.14 pies? Fat. You get fat.
What? Like I would make a pie joke on my cake day? - My Account is 3 Months and 14 Days Old, So It's Not My Cake Day It's my Pie Day
Pie Day's over, get out of my house - What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes? A massive stomachache.
Wait, you didn't think I was going to make a pie joke on my cake day, did you?? - What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes? You get very fat.
What? You thought this was gonna be a pi joke?
Why would I make a pie joke on my cake day? - What do you get if you eat 3.141593 cakes in one day? Fat.
You get fat.
What, were you expecting a "pie" joke? *On my cake day?* - BAD MATH JOKE TIME. For pi day, my friend was selling pies as a fundraiser, so because I love pie, I decided to buy two.
I went from 0 to 2π.
I went absolutely nowhere.
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Pie Day One Liners
Which pie day one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pie day? I can suggest the ones about promise day and pancake day.
- What do you get when you eat 3.14 slice of cake? Diabetes.
- It's my cake day and no one cares I feel caked…pied….I mean desserted
- What's the difference between pie and cake? π r². Cakes are round.
Happy cake day to me. - If 3.14 is Pie Day, then what is 3.28? Cake Day!
- Noah's diary : Day 39. Unicorn pie is delicious!
- Pi My teacher brought two pies to class for pi day so he had enough to go around
- Noah's Diary Day 8 "Unicorn pie is lovely."
- I forget which day I made that pie for your Mom... How old are you again?
Pie Day Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about pie day you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean laughter day jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pie day pranks.
My Pi Day joke
There was a village that had four competing pie shops, each inhabiting their own corner of the town. One of these shops was named "The Circle".
The Circle wanted to gain an edge on the other shops, they wanted to stand out. They realized they could transport more pies in their boxes if they made the pies square instead of circular, so they would stack better. The only place in the village to have these oddly-shaped pies is at The Circle.
So, for the area of The Circle, the pie are squared.
Little Johnny had a bad day.
He stomped home from school to the family farm. Being an annoying little kid, he saw the farm animals and decided to take out a little frustration on them, so he yelled at the pig, chased the chickens around, and kicked in a pumpkin from the pumpkin patch. Finally, he made it to the house. His mom was waiting and furious.
"Johnny, I saw you just did and you're in big trouble! For abusing the poor pig and chickens, you don't get sausage or wings tonight. And no pumpkin pie, either!"
Just then, the two of them saw Johnny's dad came back from a day in the fields. He walked to the porch, where the cat is sleeping peacefully in the sun. He irritably kicked the cat out of the way to make it to the door. Johnny turns to his mom with a big grin and says,
"Shall you tell him, or shall I?"
r**... Geometry
Dale was the first of his h**... family to make it past the second grade.
One day, Dale's pa asked, "What did y'all learn today in that geometry class?"
Dale replied, "Pi r squared".
"Dadgummit!", yelled Dale's pa, "I knew that there fancy school tweren't no good! Pie are ROUND! CAKE are square!"
I didn't believe that my gay roommate would try to have s**... with a cake like in American Pie, but at the end of the day...
The p**... was in the pudding
A h**... is the First in his Family to Attend Ninth Grade...
Jethro is the first in a long line of h**... and bumpkins to attend schooling beyond the eighth grade. After his first day of high school, the whole family is bursting with pride to see him swaggering up the driveway.
His father says, "Jethro, come tell us about that fancy high school! What'd you learn up there today?"
Jethro says, "Pa, they taught me some al-gee-bra."
His father is dumbstruck. "What is al-gee-bra, boy?"
Jethro says, "I ain't too sure. I think it's a math language."
His father says, "Well, speak some of that fancy al-gee-bra for us!"
Jethro says, "Pi R Squared."
Everyone in the family stops smiling. Jethro's father shakes his head. "No, boy. Pie are round. Cornbread are squared."
I asked my girlfriend for a pi shaped pie for pie day and now she won't talk to me.
She thought it was cute, until I told her not to put too much effort into it since it's the thought that counts.
So I went to a cafe the other day
I went to a cafe and ordered a coffee and a steak and cheese pie. They brought the coffee to the table within a few minutes. Ten minutes later a fat guy brings my pie and says "I'm sorry about the weight". Apparently, "don't be so hard on yourself" was not the right response.
NOAH'S DIARY: Day 42...
NOAH'S DIARY: Day 42
Dragon steak for lunch, and Unicorn pie for dinner.
As I sit here eating my Pi day pie, I'm looking forward to also celebrating Tau day.
Then my desserts will have come full circle.
I was baking the other day and as I was baking, my Caribbean friend came into my kitchen with a slice of cake and asked, "Jamaican cake?" so I replied,
"No, I'm making a pie."
What do you get when you eat 3.14 cakes?
Fat. You get fat.
Really? You were expecting a pie joke on my cake day?
A man walks into a bakery on March 14th
He orders some pie, the baker thinks its clever and gets him some pie. The next day the man comes back and says the pie was great and orders a different flavor. He does this every day for 350 days. The baker running out of ideas for flavors sees the man come in on Feb 27th.
He says, man look I'm out of ideas.
Well how about some cake then, asks the man.
Are you sure, no pie?
No sir, today is my cakeday!
Dad gets mom a cake for her birthday every year
But for Mother's Day he gives her a cream pie.
Oldest cake joke
A rabbit visits a bakery and asks if they make carrot cake.
The baker says they don't, so the rabbit buys a key lime pie.
This repeats several days until the baker is sick of it and decides to try making one.
The next time the rabbit enters, the baker proudly tells that they do have a carrot cake now.
The rabbit says: sorry, I'll have to take my business somewhere else: I'm highly alergic and can't risk cross-contamination.
Surface area if a circle, that is ridiculous!
My teacher insists that pi r squared is how to calculate. But everyone knows that Pie are round.
Happy pi day!
