Picture Frame Jokes

Funniest Picture Frame Short Jokes

Short picture frame jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The picture frame humour may include short framed jokes also.

1. I went up to this girl and asked if she could take a picture of me, and she said yes. So I handed her a framed portrait of me and walked away.
2. Being a picture is like being a gay man in middle east First you're framed then you're hanged almost immediately
3. After I was arrested, my ex-wife decided to hang a picture of my mugshot on the wall in her living room. But she still won't admit she framed me.
4. Last week I got a picture framed Now it's doing 10 years for armed robbery but swears that it's innocent
5. My uncle took 4 pictures to to the hobby store to get frames made for them, but got mad when they took an hour to get them finished. "Everybody gets 15 minutes a frame," the employee retorted.
6. Did you hear about the picture that hung itself? I don't believe them... It was clearly framed
7. I've hung pictures of my old graphics cards on the wall, it didn't cost much I got low frame rates
8. I had a picture of my favorite cartoon rabbit, but when I came home one day, someone encased it in glass and hung it up. Who framed Roger Rabbit?
9. What did the defendant say when he saw his picture hung up in the courtroom? I've been framed.
10. Why should you use a robot if you're gonna dump old pictures into the ocean? Humans can only sea 30 frames per second

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Picture Frame One Liners

Which picture frame one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with picture frame? I can suggest the ones about mirror picture and hanging picture.

1. Whats the best way to hang yourself? In a picture frame
2. Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed.
3. Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed!
4. Why was the picture arrested..?? Because it was framed
5. It's sad to see so many pictures end up in jail. Most have been framed.
6. Why did the picture plead innocent at the trial? It was framed.
7. Yesterday I had a picture framed Now is doing time upstate for armed robbery.
8. Why was the picture sent to prison? It was framed.
9. Why did the picture end up in jail? It was framed!
10. My picture got framed the other day... Now it's upstate doing time for armed robbery.
11. Why was the picture wrongfully incarcerated? It was framed.
12. Why was the picture acquitted of the charge for m**...? Because it was framed.

Picture Frame Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about picture frame you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean picture jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make picture frame pranks.