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Pico De Gallo Jokes

6 pico de gallo jokes and hilarious pico de gallo puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pico de gallo that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Pico De Gallo Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good pico de gallo joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Given that pico de gallo is made with regular tomatoes...

...we'd need really big tomatoes to make nano de gallo

What is the Bachelorette called in Spanish?

Pico de Gallo

Today I tried making salsa by putting some pico de gallo into a blender.

It ended up making femto de gallo.

What do you call a Mexican peeping Tom?

Pico de Gallo.

What anime do Mexicans watch?

Boku no Pico de Gallo

There's a Mexican f**... on the loose...

His name is Pico De Gallo!

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