Picky Jokes

Funniest Picky Short Jokes

Short picky jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The picky humour may include short pedantic jokes also.

1. People keep saying that OLEDs aren't bright enough. Well I think there just being nit-picky.
2. I feel bad for my mail man and hope he finds a boyfriend soon He doesn't seem too picky or anything, he's just looking for any outgoing male.
3. After her divorce, Susan was very picky about her dates. Finally she met a talented and funny young gynecologist. He checked a lot of boxes.
4. How picky are rabbits about their weddings? Oh, they're not picky at all! They just want their rings to have several carats.
5. What do cannibal parents tell their kids when they become picky eaters? Eat the vegetables
6. She says she's picky I told her I'm bony, and that I just might have a bone she can pick with me
7. (FYI THIS IS KINDA RACIST) Jews are picky eaters. Even when they find a sausage they can eat. They always ask for the skin off it.
8. Choirs tend to be less picky when auditioning basses, since there aren't as many of them Just another example of special treatment for vocal minorities
9. TIFU by getting my incredibly picky GF a spicy Italian hoagie when she just wanted ham and cheese Wrong sub
10. Why do vegan l**... have lots of trouble dating? They're picky about how people eat out.

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Picky One Liners

Which picky one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with picky? I can suggest the ones about stingy and touchy.

1. I am very picky when it comes to women Unfortunately, women are pretty picky too.
2. Why are you so picky with words? I'm not picky, I'm choosy
3. My son won't eat anything but plectrums. He's a picky eater.
4. I'm not a picky eater Except for my nose.
5. Why Is it difficult to cook for a guitarist? Because they're so picky
6. I hate guitarists... They're so picky.
7. What do you call someone who only dates people with acne? Picky.
8. Why is ISIS so picky about which wines they drink? Because they're terroir-ists!
9. Did you hear about the picky mathematician? He would tri-no-mial
10. My boss is so nit picky that he's not even a micro manager... ...he's a quantum manager.
11. whats orange and black and hates lasagna? A picky eater wearing a Garfield costume.
12. I'm picky about who I accept h**... from. Some people just rub me the wrong way.

Picky Eating Jokes

Here is a list of funny picky eating jokes and even better picky eating puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I've never understood picky eaters... you won't eat a tomato but you'll put someones unwashed g**... in your mouth.

Picky Jokes to Giggle and Enjoy A Night of Unforgettable Laughter

What funny jokes about picky you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean grumpy jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make picky pranks.