Picky Eating Jokes
7 picky eating jokes and hilarious picky eating puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about picky eating that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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I am extremely picky about what I eat.
Everything I eat must absolutely be describable with a word that begins with "F". It must also must also end with "D". And finally, it should have two "O"'s in it. I simply will not eat anything that does not meet my minimum criteria.
Why do vegan l**... have lots of trouble dating?
They're picky about how people eat out.
What do cannibal parents tell their kids when they become picky eaters?
Eat the vegetables
I've never understood picky eaters...
you won't eat a tomato but you'll put someones unwashed g**... in your mouth.
My son won't eat anything but plectrums.
He's a picky eater.
(FYI THIS IS KINDA RACIST) Jews are picky eaters.
Even when they find a sausage they can eat. They always ask for the skin off it.
I can use some help with some painting . . .
A man looking for food and shelter comes upon a cozy house on a nice, small farm.
When the farmer answers the door, the man asks him, Can you spare me something to eat? I haven't eaten in several days and I'm not picky.
The farmer says, I never give anything away for free. I can give you food and even a place to stay tonight in the barn, but only if you're willing to work for it. The porch out back really needs a new coat of paint. Interested?
"Oh, yes sir," the man says. An hour later the newly minted painter returns. The farmer is impressed. That was fast! Come on in and sit down, and I'll bring you a nice bowl of soup and some fresh bread.
The painter says, Thank you very much! I truly appreciate it the opportunity to earn this food. But there's something I need to say. Please don't be offended, but I have to tell you something important; you need to hear this. It's not a Porsche you got there. It's a BMW.
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