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Funniest Pickup Line Short Jokes

Short pickup line jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pickup line humour may include short chat up line jokes also.

  1. The women I meet in bars have the WORST pickup line... They're like, "Hey, what's your friends name?" Never works on me ladies.
  2. Really awkward pick-up line. Me: You look like my first wife.
    Her: (surprised) How many wives have you had?
    Me: None
    *wedding music starts playing*
  3. What is the best pickup line at a gay bar? Let me push your stool in for you.
    ^^I'm^sorry.
  4. [Bad Pickup Line] I know I'm not the best looking guy here tonight... but I'm the only one talking to you...
  5. Great pickup line... You:Hey, do you have a Memory foam mattress?
    Her: Yes.
    You: Wanna Traumatize it?
  6. The anti pick-up line. "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? [pause while smiling] Because it looks like you landed on your face"
    I'd love to hear some of yours.
  7. Worst pick-up line ever. If you're looking for a stud, I've got the STD all that's missing is U.
  8. Guys I've been meeting have the worst pickup lines. Like, Hey, what's your friend's name?
  9. Why are vegan pick-up lines of higher quality than non-vegan pick-up lines? Because they can't be cheesy!
  10. Do you know how many hydrogen bonds I can disrupt? (Chemistry pick-up line) Enough to break the ice, how's it going?

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Pickup Line One Liners

Which pickup line one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pickup line? I can suggest the ones about opening line and pickup.

  1. "Dead or alive, you're coming with me." Great movie quote, terrible pickup line…
  2. What pickup line do guys use to get girls in Alabama? You're like a sister to me.
  3. Pickup line: Girl, is your name Medusa? Because you made me rock hard
  4. I like my pick-up lines how I like my cheetos Dangerously Cheesy
  5. What's your favorite pickup line? For me, it's the ford F series.
  6. Yo mama so fat.... pickup lines don't work on her.
  7. Pickup Line! on a scale of 1 to 10, you are a 9 and I'm the 1 you need.
  8. What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite pick-up line? Live with me if you want to come.
  9. What pick-up line works 100% of the time? Does this smell like chloroform to you?
  10. Pickup line: If I flip a coin.... What are the chances of me getting head? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  11. What do you call a row of trucks covered in mozzarella? A cheesy pickup line
  12. What do you call a convoy of trucks hauling cheddar? A cheesy pickup line
  13. What is the most effective pickup line? Hello, this is your Uber driver.
  14. What do you call a line up of dudes picking up mozzarella cheese A cheesy pickup line
  15. You're so beautiful that last night you made me forget my pickup line.

Hilarious Fun Pickup Line Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter

What funny jokes about pickup line you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean punch line jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pickup line pranks.

What's a gay-bar pickup line?

Can I push your stool in?

Apple employee pick-up lines.

"Are you a play button? Because I'd zero-length swipe that."

A pick-up line for a lovely lady

Hey babe, are you a f**...?
-cause you just blew me away.

Some (eye-rolling) Chemistry Pick-up Lines for the Valentine's season

* Are you made of Carbon? Because it feels like my world revolves around you.
* You're my Lithium.
* Are you an anion? Because I'm positive we're meant to be together.
* My heart is made of Gallium. It melts when you're close to me.
* Are you Fluorine? Because i can't seem to get myself away from you.
* My heart burns like a mole of suns for you.
* If I could rearrange the periodic table, I'd put U and I together.
* Who needs Hydrogen if you're my #1?.
* I can feel a bond forming between us.
Any others would be appreciated

Worst pickup lines

I must be autistic, because you've been running through my mind all day.

What is the mathematician's favorite pick-up line?

Hey baby, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?

Bad pickup line: those jeans look very becoming on you,

Then again, if I were on you I'd be coming too

My favorite pick-up line

A: Hey are you a charitable carpenter?
B: No, why?
A: Cause you've given me wood.

Greatest pickup line that never works!!

I put the STD in stud, now all I need is U.

I used a pickup line on a girl and she punched me

I guess you could say it was more of a punchline.

I bought a book of pick-up lines, but the pages were empty...

turns out it was written by Bill Cosby.

Best pickup line that should not fail.

Guy: Wanna have great s**....
Girl: No.
Guy: Great, let's go then.

Favourite pickup line...

Did you know there will be 7 planets tomorrow?
Because I am going to destroy Uranus tonight.

My toddler tried out and age aproporiate pickup line

"Hey baby, you've got some fiiiiiiine motor skills."

Man on the moon

Buzz Aldrin's best pick-up line: 'Hey, I was the second man on the moon. Neil before me.'

(Since bad pickup lines seem to be the trend right now) Do you want to play barbies?

I'll be Ken, and you be the box he came in

Hey baby, have you got a time machine?

Cuz' I could go back in time to approach you with a better pickup line than this one

My favorite pickup line...

the Ford F Series

What is Dracula's favorite pick-up line?

Hey baby, nice jugulars.

Pickup line: Hey girl, did I take a loan from you?

Because my interest in you keeps growing.

My fave pickup line as a gay man...

Hey, are you a vital o**...? Because I don't think I can live without you inside of me.

What does a high school dance have in common with the parking lot at a Keith Urban concert?

Lots of bad pickup lines.

If a man uses pickup lines on a girl...

Would you call it Clitbait?

Best pickup line ever

Girl are you a gorilla exhibit because I'm about to drop a baby in you?

Hey girl are you legs broken?

Make up the other half of this pickup line in the comments.
Edit
Totally goofed it up in the title. Oh well, I had a few drinks last night and things happened.
*Are your legs broken?

Whats your favorite pickup line?

Mine is: I'll give you candy if you get in the van

Nerdy pickup line

Hey baby, are you a compressed file format, because rar.
^^^^^now ^^^^^where ^^^^^did ^^^^^I ^^^^^put ^^^^^the ^^^^^bleach...

A man with a high-pitched voice approaches a woman and gives her his best pick-up line...

"If you were a vegetable," he says, "you'd be a cutecumber!"
"And if you were a fruit," replies the woman, "I wouldn't be surprised."

(cheesy pickup line) How much does a polar bear weigh?

Enough to break the ice

A server is carrying a tray of cheese when he sees a beautiful girl walk by.

He thinks of something to say and goes in for the kill. But on his way he slips on a wet spot, sending him sliding into an ice sculpture and spilling the cheese in a straight line behind him. People get up to help and start picking up cheese off the ground. The girl goes over to the server and asks if he is okay. The server responds, "I'm fine, but it seems my slick icebreaker has turned into a cheesy pickup line."

Hey, girl... Are you a cell phone?

'Cause I could stare at you all day...
(I am ashamed to admit that intentionally bad pickup lines are my specialty.)

I've been having trouble meeting girls, so I asked my dad for some advice. He said that if I wanted to break the ice, the next time I go out, I should use this pickup line...

"Ford F-150, Chevy Silverado, Dodge Ram, Toyota Tundra, Nissan Titan, GMC Sierra, Honda Ridgeline..."

My favorite pickup line:

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

How do trucks get spouses?

Pickup lines.

Flat Earther pickup line

The Earth may be flat
but Uranus is round

[Pickup line] Are you the Korean peninsula?

Because I'm gonna split you in two

Without a doubt, the Ford F-150

My favorite pickup line.

Good pickup line.

Two male flies are buzzing around the farmyard when they spot a female fly landing on a fresh pile of cow dung.
The one fly says, "Wow, she is cute! I'm going to try to talk to her, wish me luck."
He swoops down, lands right next to her and says, "Excuse me Miss, is this stool taken?"

The person sitting next to me on a flight was a woman. Ever the charmer, I used one of my pick-up lines on her.

I asked, Does the airline charge you extra for sitting next to good-looking men?
Yes, she replied, but I wasn't willing to pay.

The most cringey pickup line ever

Are you french because Eiffel for you.

Pickup line : hello, are you lactose intolerant?

Just wanted to make sure, my pickup line is very chessy. .
I used that once...she laughed...her husband laughed i walked away...true story btw

Best pickup line: How do you like your eggs in the morning...

Fertilized?

A Chevy Silverado, a GMC Sierra, a Ford F150, a RAM 1500, and a Toyota Tacoma are driving in convoy

Best pickup line ever

Failed Pick-Up Lines:

I wish you were my big toe.
Then I would bang you on every piece of furniture at my house..

Since COVID, dating has been difficult

and the pickup lines have only gotten longer

What's the best pickup line for a computer girl

You turn my software into hardware

Dark pickup lines

Are you s**...?
Because I think about you every day.
Are you the s**... hotline?
Because I need to get your number.
Are you a noose?
Because I'd love to hang with you.
Are you a coffin?
Because I wish I was inside you.
Are you a death certificate?
Because I wish you were mine.
Are you an electrical outlet?
Because I'd like to stick my fingers inside you.
Are you death?
Because I long for your sweet embrace.

A friend of mine one told me: "If you want a girl to like you, use cheesy pickup lines." That didn't really work for me.

Apparently all the girls I talk to are lactose intolerant.

What do you call a queue of trucks?

A pickup line

What's a fly's favourite pickup line?

Is this stool taken?

Are pickup lines considered "Dad Jokes"?

If they're successful...yes.

a professional pickup line

A guy walks into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting by herself at the bar. He sits next to her and, before he can say a word, she turns to him and says, "I'll screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, for any reason." "What a coincidence," he replies. "I'm a lawyer, too."

Hope y'all like!

A guy walks up to a girl and says "Hey baby, I'm a pescatarian."
She says "that's the worst pickup line I've ever heard."
So he says "whatever, there's plenty of fish in the sea."

A magnet walks into an elemental singles bar and tries a pickup line on a pretty slab of metal.

"Is your name *Beryllium*? 'Cause you can alka-***lie*** next to *my* earth metal!"
The slab of ***lead*** says "Nah. You don't *attract* me."
Ba dum TSS!

I'm going to try a new pickup line when I'm traveling in a red state:

Hey baby, want to see my vasectomy scar?

It's a little known fact that bears believe in astrology...

It's called The Kodiak.
One of their pickup lines is "Hey honey... what's ursine?"

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