Pickpocket Jokes

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Funniest Pickpocket Short Jokes

Short pickpocket jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pickpocket humour may include short robber jokes also.

1. Did you hear about the guy who's been pickpocketing midget charity workers? How could someone stoop so low?
2. I was walking down the street yesterday when I saw someone pickpocket a dwarf. I don't know how anyone could stoop so low.
3. The police just released a statement that someone is going around pickpocketing midgets. I'm surprised someone could stoop so low.
4. I read in the local paper someone was going around pickpocketing midgets. I never thought someone could stoop so low.
5. I saw on the news today that a dwarf got pickpocketed. I don't know how anyone could stoop so low!
6. I was shocked... I was shocked to read in the papers today that a short person had been pickpocketed. I just thought to myself How could someone stoop so low?
7. You hear about the pickpocket that only robs midgets? Hard to believe anyone could stoop that low.
8. A pickpocket is a victim of a motorcycle hit-and-run. A police officer comes to his aid.
   "Do you remember his license plate?" he asks.
   "No" says the pickpocket weakly, "but here's his wallet."
9. I once read an article about how a midget got pickpocketed... How could anyone stoop so low
10. "Hello, I'm Peter, professional pickpocket." ...said the man as he handed me my business card.

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Pickpocket One Liners

Which pickpocket one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pickpocket? I can suggest the ones about burglar and pocket knife.

1. I was reading in the news that a dwarf got pickpocketed... how could anyone stoop so low
2. I just saw a midget get pickpocketed... I still can't believe someone could stoop so low.
3. Did you hear about the dwarf who was pickpocketed? How could anyone stoop so low??
4. I don't understand people who pickpocket midgets How could they stoop so low?
5. What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? One snatches watches...
6. I saw a guy pickpocket a legless midget I couldnt believe he would stoop so low.
7. So a pickpocket went to a nudist beach... He hated it
8. Did you hear Peter Dinklage got pickpocketed? Who would stoop that low?
9. Yesterday I kidnapped a baby kangaroo.. I got arrested in charge of pickpocket.
10. Heard about the dwarf that got pickpocketed? How could anyone scoop that low..
11. How does a pickpocket fall in love? At purse sight.
12. If it weren't for pickpockets... I'd have no s**... life.

Howlingly Hilarious Pickpocket Jokes for an Unforgettable Evening

What funny jokes about pickpocket you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean kidnapper jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pickpocket pranks.