Pickpocket Jokes

Funniest Pickpocket Short Jokes

Short pickpocket jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pickpocket humour may include short robber jokes also.

1. Did you hear about the guy who's been pickpocketing midget charity workers? How could someone stoop so low?
2. A pickpocket is a victim of a motorcycle hit-and-run. A police officer comes to his aid.
   "Do you remember his license plate?" he asks.
   "No" says the pickpocket weakly, "but here's his wallet."
3. "Hello, I'm Peter, professional pickpocket." ...said the man as he handed me my business card.
4. In the today's news a man was caught attempting to pickpocket Warwick Davis. Don't know how anyone could stoop so low.
5. A man pickpockets a random person and steals her credit card as the man walks off with the card, he says to himself 'hasta la visa'.
6. A pickpocket stole a wallet from a tourist. The tourist said, "Hey, it's my wallet." The pickpocket said "it's my job." and left.
7. Why has the pick-pocketing industry seen such a downturn? There's no longer money in wallets.
8. Verne Troyer was pick-pocketed on a recent trip to New York. I can't believe someone would stoop that low.
   RIP Verne
9. Pickpocketing rates are so high in Barcelona, after browsing Street View my PayPal account got emptied.
10. What's the difference Between a pickpocket and a peeping Tom? A pickpocket snatches watches...
    That's old Redd Foxx material but I heard it again the other day and thought I'd share.

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Pickpocket One Liners

Which pickpocket one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pickpocket? I can suggest the ones about burglar and pocket knife.

1. I was reading in the news that a dwarf got pickpocketed... how could anyone stoop so low
2. I just saw a midget get pickpocketed... I still can't believe someone could stoop so low.
3. So a pickpocket went to a nudist beach... He hated it
4. Yesterday I kidnapped a baby kangaroo.. I got arrested in charge of pickpocket.
5. Heard about the dwarf that got pickpocketed? How could anyone scoop that low..
6. How does a pickpocket fall in love? At purse sight.
7. Did you hear about the dwarf who was pickpocketed? How could anyone stoop so low??
8. I don't understand people who pickpocket midgets How could they stoop so low?
9. If it weren't for pickpockets... I'd have no s**... life.

Howlingly Hilarious Pickpocket Jokes for an Unforgettable Evening

What funny jokes about pickpocket you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean armed robber jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pickpocket pranks.