Pickle Jokes

• Short Pickle Jokes
• Pickle One Liners
• Pickle Up Jokes
• Dill Pickle Jokes
• Cucumber Pickle Jokes
• Pickle Jar Jokes
• More Pickle Jokes

Funniest Pickle Short Jokes

Short pickle jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pickle humour may include short lettuce jokes also.

1. I said to the woman at the deli, I'd like to buy a corned beef and pastrami, with pickles. She replied, Sorry..." "We only take cash or card.
2. I'm going to name my kids after what their mother was craving while pregnant... Peanuts and Pickles are great. tequila is kind of an idiot
3. Schrödinger's cat There once was a cat in a pickle
   Whose life was not worth a nickle
   From an electron gun shot
   It both was and was not
   It's very existence is fickle
4. I'm gonna start a company that makes medium sized pickles Not to brag or anything but it's kind of a big dill.
5. I think my wife is going to bake me some pickle bread! She just got home with a big box and said she would surprise me tonight with her new dill dough.
6. A mama pickle was walking past her son's room when she heard some thumping coming from inside. She banged on the door and yelled Quit gherkin off in there!
7. Did you hear about the cucumber who sold his soul to be pickled? He made a dill with the devil.
8. A beetle was happily eating a cucumber, but then the cucumber suddenly was immersed in vinegar As the beetle started to burn it thought, *"Uh oh, now I'm really in a pickle."*
9. I just pickled a cucumber! It's kind of a big dill.
10. Why isn't pickle-flavored bread a thing? Because no one wants to eat a dill dough.

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Pickle One Liners

Which pickle one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pickle? I can suggest the ones about berry and pies.

1. For anyone who doesn't want to hear any pickle jokes on this sub: Too bad…. Dill with it!
2. My 11 y/o brother told me this What is pickle bread before its baked?
   Dill dough
3. Why couldn't the pickle leave the bar? Because the door was ajar!
4. I accidentally splashed pickle juice in my eyes Now I'm brined.
5. What do you call a pickle that always has the same routine Typickle!
6. What do you get when you cross a pickle with a deer? A dill doe.
7. What do you call a pickled deer? A dill-doe
8. Have you heard about my pickle? It's kind of a big dill.
9. I got a free pickle It was a helluva dill.
10. I've been stuck in this cucumber costume so long... That now I'm in a pickle
11. What makes a cucumber turn into a pickle? A jarring experience
12. Did you hear the popular pickle? He's kind of a big dill.
13. What does it take for a cucumber to become a pickle? A jarring experience.
14. Government can hear what you say but mcdonald can't hear no pickles
15. What happens when life gives you pickles instead of lemons? You dill with it.

Pickle Up Jokes

Here is a list of funny pickle up jokes and even better pickle up puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• How do you starve a feminist? Lock her in a room with a jar of pickles and a male body builder.
• Why did the pickle have an attitude? He thought he was a big dill
• What did the tomato say to the sad pickle? "What's the big dill?"
• Whats the difference between a pickle and a chick pea ~~I've never had a pickle on my chest before~~
  The texture
• I won a contest at the state fair for growing the biggest pickle. It was kind of a big dill.
• In the sixties, people said the government would wiretap your home. People today: Hey wiretap, can cats eat pickles?
• I fell in love with a cucumber farmer. We had many good years together but then, as these things do, it turned sour.
  Long story short: I'm in a bit of a pickle.
• I watched a documentary about how pickles are made. It was jarring.
• how do you make pickle bread? with dill dough
• What did Franklin D. Roosevelt say after he dropped his pickle? "I want a new dill."

Dill Pickle Jokes

Here is a list of funny dill pickle jokes and even better dill pickle puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What is a pickle's favorite game show? Dill or No Dill
• What do you call pickled bread? Dill-dough
• The server at the sandwich shop said that every sandwich comes with a free pickle. I said, That's a really good dill.
• What do you get when you combine a pickle and a deer ? A dill doe
• What do you get when you cross King Kong and a pickle? Ron Burgundy.
  Perhaps you've heard of him, he's kind of a big dill.
• What do you call it when a pickle makes a mistake? A dill d'oh
• Why are hot pickle buns so popular in polish women's prisons? They're made out of dill dough.
• Gas station was selling pickles 2 for 1 Dill of the day
• I'm like a jumbo kosher pickle Guess you could say I'm a pretty big dill.
• What did the large pickle say to the small pickle ? I'm a pretty big dill..

Cucumber Pickle Jokes

Here is a list of funny cucumber pickle jokes and even better cucumber pickle puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• A cucumber made a deal with the devil. He is quite in a pickle now.
  Source: Stole it.
• What did the pickle say to the cucumber? Come on in the water's brine!
• Larry the Cucumber was having trouble. Bob the Tomatoe walked in and said, "Sounds like quite the pickle".
• In my Horticulture class we were supposed to grow cucumbers, but I didn't pay attention to the lessons. You could say I was in a pickle.
• I was trapped inside a cucumber, then it fell into vinegar Now I'm really in a pickle.
• Why is it that pickled cucumbers are just called "pickles" while pickled human fingers are called "evidence"?
• How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience.
• What did the cucumber say to the pickle? Nothing, they can't talk.
• I like my woman just like my cucumbers Pickled
• What did the cucumber say to the cucumber in a jar? You look pickled.

Pickle Jar Jokes

Here is a list of funny pickle jar jokes and even better pickle jar puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do thrifty Illuminati members like to put their pickled vegetables in? Free Mason jars. :D
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  \[\[ Stupidest joke I ever came up with, today at work in the Dish Pit. \]\]
• What does a pickle jar and your mom have in common? I banged them both on the kitchen bench
• Did you hear about the guy would couldn't open the gherkin jar? He was in quite a pickle.
• Benedict Cumberbatch, if we dissect his name it means "Blessed batch of cucumbers" In other words, he is just a jar of Kosher Dill Pickles
• I'm putting sesame street characters in brine jars Pickle me elmo
• how do you get that dammed pickle jar to open? try the man in the fields ritual
  creepypasta joke
• Who opens the pickle jar in a lesbian relationship?
• Why did the month help the fortnight open a jar of pickles? Because the fortnight was two week.
• I made pickles the other day... And I have to say the effect was jarring!
• Q: Why don't blondes eat pickles?
  A: They can't get their heads in the jars.

Hilarious Fun Pickle Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter

What funny jokes about pickle you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean beans jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pickle pranks.