Pickle Slicer Jokes
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I got fired from my deli job cause the boss caught me sticking my finger in the pickle slicer..
..turns out he fired her too.
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There was a man named billy, billy worked at a pickle factory. One day billy comes home to his wife and says...
... honey I want to put my pp in the pickle slicer, his wife tells him that's absurd and not to do it and then went to sleep. Billy goes to work the next day and comes home and tells his wife honey I put my pp in the pickle slicer! His wife yelled what happened?! Was it b**...? Did it hurt?! The man tells his wife no, but I got fired and so did she.
Pickle Slicer
So a guy comes home from work, kinda bummed out, and his wife asked "What's wrong dear?" The fella says "Every day when I leave work I have the urge to stick my finger in the bottom of the pickle slicer." His wife replies "Well, if it bothers you that much then do it, but I don't want to hear about you getting hurt."
So the next day the guy comes home with a black eye and his wife asks what happened. "Remember what I said about putting my finger in the bottom of the pickle slicer?" And the wife says "Uh, yeah - how did that work out?"
"Well, I should have asked her first!"
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