The Best 66 Pickle Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Pickle jokes. There are some pickle dill jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these pickle pickle slicer puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Pickle Jokes and Puns

My 11 y/o brother told me this

What is pickle bread before its baked?

Dill dough

What do you call it when a pickle makes a mistake?

A dill d'oh

Why did the pickle stop being a contortionist?

It was to cucumbersome.

Pickle joke, Why did the pickle stop being a contortionist?

What do pickles do to make themselves look more beautiful

They get Vlasic surgery

how do you make pickle bread?

with dill dough

Why is it that pickled cucumbers are just called "pickles"

while pickled human fingers are called "evidence"?

I think my wife is going to bake me some pickle bread!

She just got home with a big box and said she would surprise me tonight with her new dill dough.

Pickle joke, I think my wife is going to bake me some pickle bread!

Why couldn't the pickle leave the bar?

Because the door was ajar!

What's another name for a loaf of pickle bread?


What did the pickle say to the cucumber?

Come on in the water's brine!

Did you hear the popular pickle?

He's kind of a big dill.

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A cucumber made a deal with the devil.

He is quite in a pickle now.

Source: Stole it.

What do you get when you cross a pickle with a deer?

A dill doe.

What do you call a pickle that always has the same routine


Why are hot pickle buns so popular in polish women's prisons?

They're made out of dill dough.

Two guys walk into a sandwich shop...

The 1st guy says, "I'll take the BLT on sourdough, please."

"One BLT coming right up!" Says the sandwich maker.

The second guy looks at the sandwich maker and says "I'll have a Donald Trump."

Confused, the sandwich maker asks, "A Donald Trump, what's that?"

In which the the second guy replies, "all white bread, a bunch of bologna and a little pickle."

Pickle joke, Two guys walk into a sandwich shop...

What do you call it when a pickle masturbates?

Gherkin off

I was in the process of making a cucumber salad for an important culinary exam.

I was in the proccess of making a cucumber salad for an important culinary exam. I went and grabbed the last cucumber from the refrigerator, but on my way back I tripped. The cucumber fell into some brine, and by the time I'd fished it out it was to late. Now I've got a real pickle in my hands.

What flavor of chips do the citizens in the Elder Scrolls like the most?

Cyrodiill Pickle

Today's Lunch Special: Trump Sandwich

White Bread

Full of Baloney

w/ Russian Dressing

and a Small Pickle

What do you get when you cross King Kong and a pickle?

Ron Burgundy.

Perhaps you've heard of him, he's kind of a big dill.

How do you make a hamburger laugh?

Pickle it gently.

A worm munches himself into the center of a cucumber.

He keeps eating the delicious cucumber center when all of a sudden he feels himself lifted into the sky and thrust into a jar. He peaks out of the cucumber to see a bunch of other cucumbers. All of a sudden he sees liquid being poured inside the jar.

He crawled back inside his cucumber grave where he thought to himself "I'm really in a pickle this time."

What do you get when you combine a pickle and a deer ?

A dill doe

Scientists have invented a super sized pickle

It's a pretty big dill

A giant pickle walks into a bar..

and everyone in the bar starts wanting to take selfies with him and buy him drinks. Once all the commotion settles, the bartender asks him why everyone was surrounding him to which the pickle replies, "Well, I'm kind of a big dill"

My girlfriend really enjoyed the pickle bread I baked...

I used a dill dough

What did the happy pickle say to the other pickle?

I'm really relishing this moment.

I met a giant pickle today.

It was kind of a big dill.

A large pickle walks into a bar

A large pickle walks into a bar, sits down, looks at the bartender, and asks for his usual to be put on a tab. Having never seen the large pickle before, the bartender says "Who even are you? Tab priveleges are reserved only for celebrities, well-known people, or dicks that try to get out of paying." The large pickle responds, "In that case, I'm kind of a huge dill."

Did you hear about the world's largest pickle?

It's a really big dill!

In my Horticulture class we were supposed to grow cucumbers, but I didn't pay attention to the lessons.

You could say I was in a pickle.

Why isn't pickle-flavored bread a thing?

Because no one wants to eat a dill dough.

I fell in love with a cucumber farmer.

We had many good years together but then, as these things do, it turned sour.

Long story short: I'm in a bit of a pickle.

How do lesbians make pickle bread?

They use dil-dough.

Son: Don't forget the pickle it's kind of a big Dill

Dad: I really relish these moments

Why is pickle flavored bread so satisfying?

Because it's made with a dill dough.

The server at the sandwich shop said that every sandwich comes with a free pickle.

I said, That's a really good dill.

I was trapped inside a cucumber, then it fell into vinegar

Now I'm really in a pickle.

What do you call a pickle when you use it to pleasure yourself?

A dill-do.

You hear about that crazy pickle who thought he was a flower?

What a daffy dill!

Everyone at the giant fruit & vegetable competition was amazed by how big my prized pickle was

It was a big dill

Does anyone have any salt water survival tips? I could really use some help.

I'm sort of in a pickle.

What did the giant pickle say to sound modest?

I'm kind of a big Dill.

What do you call a female pickle?

A dill-doe

Did you hear about the new pickle flavored bread?

So since Pickle flavor is in style now with sonics new pickle juice shake, I think I'm going to launch a line of pickle flavored pastry. I'm going to call it Dilldough.

Have you heard about my pickle?

It's kind of a big dill.

I'm like a jumbo kosher pickle

Guess you could say I'm a pretty big dill.

What makes a cucumber turn into a pickle?

A jarring experience

Whats the difference between a pickle and a chick pea

~~I've never had a pickle on my chest before~~
The texture

A beetle was happily eating a cucumber, but then the cucumber suddenly was immersed in vinegar

As the beetle started to burn it thought, *"Uh oh, now I'm really in a pickle."*

2 morticians are standing by the coffee machine

"Man, you wont believe what I experienced today. I had a woman with a clitorus like a pickle" says one of them.

"What?!" says the other one "That big?!"

"No," says the man "That sour"

How do pickles enjoy their day off?

They relish it

What's black, white, green, black and white

Two skunks fighting over a pickle

Larry the Cucumber was having trouble.

Bob the Tomatoe walked in and said, "Sounds like quite the pickle".

I've been thinking of getting a pickle bread enema, but I'm having second thoughts.

I'm not sure how I feel about putting a dill dough up my ass.

How does a cucumber become a pickle?

It goes through a jarring experience.

I got a free pickle

It was a helluva dill.

I was driving down the interstate when I came across a sign for the world's largest pickle...

I turned at the next exit and found that there was a whole town around it. Shops, restaurants, even churches devoted to this pickle. When I finally found the museum holding this legendary pickle, I discovered it was closed. Dismayed, I went back to the interstate.

I just never saw what the big dill was.

What was the Pickles favorite toy to play with the bread?

A dill dough

There was a man named billy, billy worked at a pickle factory. One day billy comes home to his wife and says...

... honey I want to put my pp in the pickle slicer, his wife tells him that's absurd and not to do it and then went to sleep. Billy goes to work the next day and comes home and tells his wife honey I put my pp in the pickle slicer! His wife yelled what happened?! Was it bloody? Did it hurt?! The man tells his wife no, but I got fired and so did she.

I got fired from my deli job cause the boss caught me sticking my finger in the pickle slicer..

..turns out he fired her too.

What did the large pickle say to the small pickle ?

I'm a pretty big dill..

What does it take for a cucumber to become a pickle?

A jarring experience.

Where do pickles go to buy a car?

The dillership!

SchrΓΆdinger's cat

There once was a cat in a pickle

Whose life was not worth a nickle

From an electron gun shot

It both was and was not

It's very existence is fickle

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