Pickle Jokes

149 pickle jokes and hilarious pickle puns to laugh out loud. Read food jokes about pickle that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Are you looking for a fun way to spice up your next event or lunch break? Look no further than pickle jokes! This collection of silly puns and lighthearted gags revolving around pickles and pickle-related topics will have you rolling in laughter! From pickle ball to pickle birthday cakes and pickle rick, to classic pickle jar and pickle up gags, you won't be able to contain your delight as you explore pickles and their famously tangy condiment. So grab a jar of your favorite brine and a slice of baloney, and let the pickle-powered puns commence!

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Best Short Pickle Jokes

Short pickle puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pickle humour may include short lettuce jokes also.

  1. I said to the woman at the deli, I'd like to buy a corned beef and pastrami, with pickles. She replied, Sorry..." "We only take cash or card.
  2. I'm going to name my kids after what their mother was craving while pregnant... Peanuts and Pickles are great. tequila is kind of an idiot
  3. Schrödinger's cat There once was a cat in a pickle
    Whose life was not worth a nickle
    From an electron gun shot
    It both was and was not
    It's very existence is fickle
  4. I'm gonna start a company that makes medium sized pickles Not to brag or anything but it's kind of a big dill.
  5. I think my wife is going to bake me some pickle bread! She just got home with a big box and said she would surprise me tonight with her new dill dough.
  6. A mama pickle was walking past her son's room when she heard some thumping coming from inside. She banged on the door and yelled Quit gherkin off in there!
  7. Did you hear about the cucumber who sold his soul to be pickled? He made a dill with the devil.
  8. A beetle was happily eating a cucumber, but then the cucumber suddenly was immersed in vinegar As the beetle started to burn it thought, *"Uh oh, now I'm really in a pickle."*
  9. I just pickled a cucumber! It's kind of a big dill.
  10. Why isn't pickle-flavored bread a thing? Because no one wants to eat a dill dough.
Pickle joke, Why isn't pickle-flavored bread a thing?

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about pickle can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of pickle puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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Pickle One Liners

Which pickle one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pickle? I can suggest the ones about berry and pies.

  1. For anyone who doesn't want to hear any pickle jokes on this sub: Too bad…. Dill with it!
  2. My 11 y/o brother told me this What is pickle bread before its baked?
    Dill dough
  3. Why couldn't the pickle leave the bar? Because the door was ajar!
  4. I accidentally splashed pickle juice in my eyes Now I'm brined.
  5. What do you call a pickle that always has the same routine Typickle!
  6. What do you get when you cross a pickle with a deer? A dill doe.
  7. What do you call a pickled deer? A dill-doe
  8. Have you heard about my pickle? It's kind of a big dill.
  9. I got a free pickle It was a helluva dill.
  10. I've been stuck in this cucumber costume so long... That now I'm in a pickle
  11. What makes a cucumber turn into a pickle? A jarring experience
  12. Did you hear the popular pickle? He's kind of a big dill.
  13. What does it take for a cucumber to become a pickle? A jarring experience.
  14. Government can hear what you say but mcdonald can't hear no pickles
  15. What happens when life gives you pickles instead of lemons? You dill with it.

Pickle Up Jokes

Here is a list of funny pickle up jokes and even better pickle up puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • How do you starve a feminist? Lock her in a room with a jar of pickles and a male body builder.
  • Why did the pickle have an attitude? He thought he was a big dill
  • What did the tomato say to the sad pickle? "What's the big dill?"
  • Whats the difference between a pickle and a chick pea ~~I've never had a pickle on my chest before~~
    The texture
  • I won a contest at the state fair for growing the biggest pickle. It was kind of a big dill.
  • In the sixties, people said the government would wiretap your home. People today: Hey wiretap, can cats eat pickles?
  • I fell in love with a cucumber farmer. We had many good years together but then, as these things do, it turned sour.
    Long story short: I'm in a bit of a pickle.
  • I watched a documentary about how pickles are made. It was jarring.
  • how do you make pickle bread? with dill dough
  • What did Franklin D. Roosevelt say after he dropped his pickle? "I want a new dill."

Dill Pickle Jokes

Here is a list of funny dill pickle jokes and even better dill pickle puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What is a pickle's favorite game show? Dill or No Dill
  • What do you call pickled bread? Dill-dough
  • The server at the sandwich shop said that every sandwich comes with a free pickle. I said, That's a really good dill.
  • What do you get when you combine a pickle and a deer ? A dill doe
  • What do you get when you cross King Kong and a pickle? Ron Burgundy.
    Perhaps you've heard of him, he's kind of a big dill.
  • What do you call it when a pickle makes a mistake? A dill d'oh
  • Why are hot pickle buns so popular in polish women's prisons? They're made out of dill dough.
  • Gas station was selling pickles 2 for 1 Dill of the day
  • I'm like a jumbo kosher pickle Guess you could say I'm a pretty big dill.
  • What did the large pickle say to the small pickle ? I'm a pretty big dill..

Cucumber Pickle Jokes

Here is a list of funny cucumber pickle jokes and even better cucumber pickle puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • A cucumber made a deal with the devil. He is quite in a pickle now.
    Source: Stole it.
  • What did the pickle say to the cucumber? Come on in the water's brine!
  • Larry the Cucumber was having trouble. Bob the Tomatoe walked in and said, "Sounds like quite the pickle".
  • In my Horticulture class we were supposed to grow cucumbers, but I didn't pay attention to the lessons. You could say I was in a pickle.
  • I was trapped inside a cucumber, then it fell into vinegar Now I'm really in a pickle.
  • Why is it that pickled cucumbers are just called "pickles" while pickled human fingers are called "evidence"?
  • How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience.
  • What did the cucumber say to the pickle? Nothing, they can't talk.
  • I like my woman just like my cucumbers Pickled
  • What did the cucumber say to the cucumber in a jar? You look pickled.

Pickle Jar Jokes

Here is a list of funny pickle jar jokes and even better pickle jar puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What do thrifty Illuminati members like to put their pickled vegetables in? Free Mason jars. :D

    \[\[ Stupidest joke I ever came up with, today at work in the Dish Pit. \]\]
  • What does a pickle jar and your mom have in common? I banged them both on the kitchen bench
  • Did you hear about the guy would couldn't open the gherkin jar? He was in quite a pickle.
  • Benedict Cumberbatch, if we dissect his name it means "Blessed batch of cucumbers" In other words, he is just a jar of Kosher Dill Pickles
  • I'm putting sesame street characters in brine jars Pickle me elmo
  • how do you get that dammed pickle jar to open? try the man in the fields ritual
    creepypasta joke
  • Who opens the pickle jar in a lesbian relationship?
  • Why did the month help the fortnight open a jar of pickles? Because the fortnight was two week.
  • I made pickles the other day... And I have to say the effect was jarring!
  • Q: Why don't blondes eat pickles?
    A: They can't get their heads in the jars.
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Hilarious Fun Pickle Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter

What funny jokes about pickle you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean beans jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make pickle prank.

Why did the pickle stop being a contortionist?

It was to cucumbersome.

What do pickles do to make themselves look more beautiful

They get Vlasic surgery

I'm in a pickle

and I don't know how to dill with it

What's another name for a loaf of pickle bread?


Boss makes a dollar, I make a nickel.

I'd prob'ly make more if I tickled his pickle.

What do you call a Ethiopian with a pickle on his head?

A quarter pounder.

Two guys walk into a sandwich shop...

The 1st guy says, "I'll take the BLT on sourdough, please."
"One BLT coming right up!" Says the sandwich maker.
The second guy looks at the sandwich maker and says "I'll have a Donald Trump."
Confused, the sandwich maker asks, "A Donald Trump, what's that?"
In which the the second guy replies, "all white bread, a bunch of bologna and a little pickle."

What do you call a pickle on sale?

A sweet Dill.

What do you call it when a pickle masturbates?

Gherkin off

What do you call a pickle sandwich that's a scientist?

Dill Rye

I was in the process of making a cucumber salad for an important culinary exam.

I was in the proccess of making a cucumber salad for an important culinary exam. I went and grabbed the last cucumber from the refrigerator, but on my way back I tripped. The cucumber fell into some brine, and by the time I'd fished it out it was to late. Now I've got a real pickle in my hands.

What flavor of chips do the citizens in the Elder Scrolls like the most?

Cyrodiill Pickle

Today's Lunch Special: Trump Sandwich

White Bread
Full of Baloney
w/ Russian Dressing
and a Small Pickle

What happens when you have s**... with a cucumber?

You're in a bit of a pickle

Recipe for a trump sandwich.

2 slices of white bread.
Full of balogna.
Russian dressing.
And a tiny little pickle.

How do you make a hamburger laugh?

Pickle it gently.

A worm munches himself into the center of a cucumber.

He keeps eating the delicious cucumber center when all of a sudden he feels himself lifted into the sky and t**... into a jar. He peaks out of the cucumber to see a bunch of other cucumbers. All of a sudden he sees liquid being poured inside the jar.
He crawled back inside his cucumber grave where he thought to himself "I'm really in a pickle this time."

Scientists have invented a super sized pickle

It's a pretty big dill

A giant pickle walks into a bar..

and everyone in the bar starts wanting to take selfies with him and buy him drinks. Once all the commotion settles, the bartender asks him why everyone was surrounding him to which the pickle replies, "Well, I'm kind of a big dill"

My girlfriend really enjoyed the pickle bread I baked...

I used a dill dough

What did the happy pickle say to the other pickle?

I'm really relishing this moment.

Ever heard of the pickle deer?

She's a dill doe

I met a giant pickle today.

It was kind of a big dill.

A large pickle walks into a bar

A large pickle walks into a bar, sits down, looks at the bartender, and asks for his usual to be put on a tab. Having never seen the large pickle before, the bartender says "Who even are you? Tab priveleges are reserved only for celebrities, well-known people, or d**... that try to get out of paying." The large pickle responds, "In that case, I'm kind of a huge dill."

Did you hear about the world's largest pickle?

It's a really big dill!

When making a sandwich for a giant

Don't forget the pickle, it's a big dill.

What's black and white and green in the middle?

Two zebras, fighting over a pickle.

How do l**... make pickle bread?

They use dil-dough.

Son: Don't forget the pickle it's kind of a big Dill

Dad: I really relish these moments

Why is pickle flavored bread so satisfying?

Because it's made with a dill dough.

I have a friend who worked at a pickle factory

He got fired for putting his finger in the pickle slicer...
She got fired too.

What do you call a pickle when you use it to pleasure yourself?

A dill-do.

You hear about that crazy pickle who thought he was a flower?

What a daffy dill!

Everyone at the giant fruit & vegetable competition was amazed by how big my prized pickle was

It was a big dill

Does anyone have any salt water survival tips? I could really use some help.

I'm sort of in a pickle.

What did the giant pickle say to sound modest?

I'm kind of a big Dill.

What do you call a female pickle?

A dill-doe

Did you hear about the new pickle flavored bread?

So since Pickle flavor is in style now with sonics new pickle juice shake, I think I'm going to launch a line of pickle flavored pastry. I'm going to call it Dilldough.

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and green all over?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle.

What did the carrot say to the cucumber that owed him money?

Hey man, you knew the dill. Now you're in a pickle, and I couldn't carrot all.

2 morticians are standing by the coffee machine

"Man, you wont believe what I experienced today. I had a woman with a c**... like a pickle" says one of them.
"What?!" says the other one "That big?!"
"No," says the man "That sour"

How do pickles enjoy their day off?

They relish it

What's black, white, green, black and white

Two skunks fighting over a pickle

Got trapped inside a gherkin for a while...

I was really in a pickle

I've been thinking of getting a pickle bread e**..., but I'm having second thoughts.

I'm not sure how I feel about putting a dill dough up my a**....

I was driving down the interstate when I came across a sign for the world's largest pickle...

I turned at the next exit and found that there was a whole town around it. Shops, restaurants, even churches devoted to this pickle. When I finally found the museum holding this legendary pickle, I discovered it was closed. Dismayed, I went back to the interstate.
I just never saw what the big dill was.

What was the Pickles favorite toy to play with the bread?

A dill dough

There was a man named billy, billy worked at a pickle factory. One day billy comes home to his wife and says...

... honey I want to put my pp in the pickle slicer, his wife tells him that's absurd and not to do it and then went to sleep. Billy goes to work the next day and comes home and tells his wife honey I put my pp in the pickle slicer! His wife yelled what happened?! Was it b**...? Did it hurt?! The man tells his wife no, but I got fired and so did she.

I got fired from my deli job cause the boss caught me sticking my finger in the pickle slicer..

..turns out he fired her too.

Where do pickles go to buy a car?

The dillership!

What do you call Pickle Rick with cancer?


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