Picking Up Trash Jokes
22 picking up trash jokes and hilarious picking up trash puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about picking up trash that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Picking Up Trash Short Jokes
Short picking up trash jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The picking up trash humour may include short picking jokes also.
- You know there's no official training for trash collectors? They just pick things up as they go along
- Last year, kids were eating tide pods. This year, they're getting vaccines and picking up trash. Seems that eating tide pods makes you smart!
- I wasn't offered any training for my new job as a trash collector, but I'm not worried. I'll just pick it up as I go.
- My friend claimed that all Jersey girls are trash. I said that isn't true, trash gets picked up.
- What's the difference between me and the guy that comes by to pick up your trash once a week? He's a garbage man, and I'm just a garbage person.
- Why do Tennesseans always wear orange? On Saturdays they watch the Vols. On Sundays they hunt. The rest of the week they are picking up trash by the side of the road.
- I like to work out by picking up all the trash in the neighborhood and throwing it away. It's my favorite discardio routine.
- I started a job picking up trash for a company called Total. Unfortunately I have to wear a shirt that says Total Waste right across the back
- I ran after my neighborhood's garbage pick-up truck to toss my trash in when my wife called out to me...
- Picking up the trash. Friend: Help me pick up this trash.
Me: I cant lift your entire trailer park!
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Picking Up Trash One Liners
Which picking up trash one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with picking up trash? I can suggest the ones about garbage man and picking your nose.
- Jersey Girls aren't trash Trash gets picked up
- What are two things you don't pick up in New Jersey? The trash and the women.
- "Hey look that persons picking up trash" "Must be a s**..."
Picking Up Trash Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about picking up trash you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean recycling jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make picking up trash pranks.
A joke in Arabic
Let's hope this translation works.
A guy who was wasted went to take a p**... in an ally next to a barrel, passed out fell in the barrel pants down, a**... in the air.
A guy who was super high passed by and saw the a**... .. picked a stick and shoved it up the drunk's a**..., the drunk screams.
*No wonder why people are becoming so spoiled this a**... works fine and they throw it in the trash*
I wanted to join the #trashbag movement and pick up a n**... bag of trash,
but the presidential secret service wouldn't let me anywhere near him.
Before we left the room, our teacher told us all to pick up at least one piece of trash on our way out.
So as I walked out the classroom, I looked at her and said "Hey baby, here's my number, call me."
How about a joke translated from Chinese? Haven't seen one of those on here yet.
The boss asked his secretary to bring in all the job applications for the open position. She walked into his office and put a big stack of papers in front of him on his desk.
He picked up the stack, turned it face down and started randomly flipping through them, pulling out the ones he stopped on. After he had a small stack of randomly selected applications he threw them into the trash without even looking at them.
His secretary saw him throw them away and asked "What are you doing? Why are you throwing those away without looking at them?" He replied, "They are unlucky...I don't want to hire anyone unlucky."
My uncle was in the navy, stationed on an aircraft carrier.
One day during inspection he had a ketchup stain on his shirt. This had the natural punishment of kitchen duty.
That night he reported and there was a big, fat, sweaty man in a wife beater making hamburger patties for dinner the next night. He'd pick up a handful of beef, put it into his armpit and flatten it into a patty.
My uncle was absolutely disgusted as they had hamburgers every Thursday for his 2 year deployment. While he was curled over a trash can trying to control his stomach the chef pipes up:
"If you think that's bad you oughta be here the day we make donuts"
My friend made a joke and wants to know if it's good. Let me know what you think
There is two doctors one old and one young, and the old doctor is teaching the younger doctor about house calls, they go to the first house and the old doctors like I'll teach you how it's done, and he asks the woman what's wrong? And the woman replies I've been full and not that hungry much . The doctor drops his stethoscope and looks around the trash and notices empty chip bags and candy rappers around the trash can. And the doctor than says you need to lay off the junk food. They leave and the older doctor explains to the younger doctor how he did it. And they go to the next house and the younger doctor says I'll try this one." the girl says she has been to tired lately. The younger doctor droped his stethoscope and and picked it up, and told the woman to lay off the church work and religion stuff. The lady said okay I'll try that and see how it works they leave and the older doctor asks how the did you do that one and the younger doctor said When I dropped my stethoscope I noticed the priest underneath her bed